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Krensada at 12:37AM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Chuck Norris' favortie brand of breakfast cereal is capn. Crunch! like what he does to the enemies skull!
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Glarg at 3:50AM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Chuck Norris eats the hearts of his enemys to gain their courage.
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Nightmare Zero at 5:06AM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Mr.T and Chuck Norris walk into a bar, The bar decinagrates because it cannot hold the combined awesomeness of Mr.T and Chuck Norris.
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 6:11AM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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Nightmare Zero at 6:22AM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Ever notice that whatever happens to Chuck Norris, his hat never falls off?
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 6:26AM, Jan. 9, 2007
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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ozoneocean at 6:34AM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Everytime you indulge in the practice of onanisim, Chuck Norris is watching.
 
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Glarg at 1:10PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Everytime you masturbate, Chuck Norris kills a kitten.
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 1:47PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Everytime you indulge in the practice of onanisim, Chuck Norris is watching.
Everytime you make an onanist joke, Chuck Norris removes one of your brain cells. Keep this up and you'll make Paris Hilton look like Einstein!
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ozoneocean at 2:14PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Chuck Norris is constantly watching Atom Apple. lol!
Chuck Norris's power level is way over 9000!
 
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Glarg at 3:06PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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anybody hear about that final fantasy game where your powers are based on your clothing.


*changes clothing to chuck norris*

Look, i've changed my abilities to GOD!
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Krensada at 3:11PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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CHuck Norris Knows all level 9 wizard spells from D&D!
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Dan at 4:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Chuck Norris doesn't cast a spell. He just roundhouse kicks and does 10,000% (It's over nine-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!) ice, fire, thunder, and earth damage.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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Wolfer at 4:50PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Chuck Norris doesn't do spelling errors. He changes the English language as he goes along.
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Krensada at 6:23PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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If you look in the dictionary under the word Champion, you see chuck Norris's picture
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 6:30PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are the names of his legs.
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Krensada at 9:07PM, Jan. 9, 2007
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If chuck norris was allowed to be in the guiness world records book He would be on every page.
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Wolfer at 7:13AM, Jan. 10, 2007
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If Chuck Norris is almighty, then why does he not change the world to the better? Because mankind has to learn it's own lessons.

There is only one power in the world that is rumored to be able to kill Chuck Norris. That is the Anti-Norris, or Nuck Chorris. It consists of Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and The Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman and every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc. Ock, and Hulk Hogan. It is rumored that it does also contain 1/8th of Mr. T but it didn't rhyme well.
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Krensada at 7:20AM, Jan. 10, 2007
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(Im sorry but……LOL!)
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 7:16PM, Jan. 10, 2007
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All came out of nowhere lightning fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass…
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Krensada at 12:40AM, Jan. 11, 2007
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Superman was found to have a new weakness other than Kryptonite! arm wrstling with chuck norris!
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Nightmare Zero at 5:20AM, Jan. 11, 2007
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angels sang out in immaculate chorus.

down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris.

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones,

into the crotch of Indiana Jones.

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,

and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.
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Krensada at 5:25AM, Jan. 11, 2007
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(That flash movie was great!)

How to make chuck norris: The planet jupiter, Goku, and 57 supermans.
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Nightmare Zero at 6:42AM, Jan. 11, 2007
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beljanbobo at 8:22AM, Jan. 11, 2007
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What would Chuck Norris do?
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 6:27AM, Jan. 12, 2007
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(ZOMG DODGEBALL QUOTE!)

Thanks, Chuck Norris.

Thank you, Peter.
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Nightmare Zero at 6:33AM, Jan. 12, 2007
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I was watching it yesterday too…
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beljanbobo at 7:41AM, Jan. 12, 2007
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chuck Norris kicks nightmare zero in the crotch for not making a Chuck Norris Quote!
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Dan at 12:14PM, Jan. 12, 2007
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Chuck Norris hates everyone equally. Just some more than others.
“I like shooting, but I sure as hell don't like being shot at.”
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Krensada at 2:06AM, Jan. 13, 2007
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Lassie saves timmy, chuck norris saves lassie!
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