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AQua_ng at 12:25PM, April 30, 2006
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I stole this game off an old forum I played back then. It's still going, so far reaching 82 pages of stupid questions and stupid answers.

I'm going to Ctrl+C/V this:

Here is how this game works. I post a stupid question, and the next poster gives a stupid answer and then posts another stupid question

E.g.

I post “Why does frost bite?”

Then the next poster gives a stupid answer like “because heat strokes.” And then posts and new stupid question for the next poster to answer.

Give this a chance to do a hip-hop dance

Ok, I shall start.

Are you playing this game?

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lukee at 12:37PM, April 30, 2006
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Yes. Because I'm a game playa fo' life.

Who are you?
–LUKEE Q. FINKLEBERG
Genuine President For Life No Seriously Guys I Mean It For Reals of the Top Drawer
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AQua_ng at 12:44PM, April 30, 2006
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An ace attorney, I here to pick up your washing machine.

Hungry for worms?

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ozoneocean at 4:02AM, May 1, 2006
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Answer: no
Question:What meat tastes the best?
-Maybe kain has a good answer for that? :D
 
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Terminal at 6:31AM, May 1, 2006
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Anything except the ones in pants.

What if all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life, is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves?

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AQua_ng at 6:42AM, May 1, 2006
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Then alcohol would be no fun.

Why are lemons yellow?

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Thevampire_kain01 at 7:34AM, May 1, 2006
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because the sun is absorbed by the photosynthisis word thats in the fruit, and it absorbs the color and that is why lemons are yellow…..
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AQua_ng at 7:39AM, May 1, 2006
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You forgot a stupid question. I'll assist.


What's the sound of a burping goose?

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Terminal at 7:58AM, May 1, 2006
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The sound of a printer, printing a picture of a burping goose.

Why do they put a warning on the outside of a box of light sensitive photographic paper that reads “Open only in total darkness, See further instructions inside”?

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ozoneocean at 12:59PM, May 1, 2006
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So you will open in up in the light to read the rest, exclaim “D'oh!” and then buy some more.

Who is the most emo person on the DD forums today?
 
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Anonymous at 2:49PM, May 1, 2006
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A:my mum
Q: what sound does a drum kit make falling off a cliff?
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Thevampire_kain01 at 4:15AM, May 2, 2006
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Answer: WOOOOSHHHHHH!

Question: what would the Universe look like after it went into a Black hole?
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ozoneocean at 4:54AM, May 2, 2006
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A: Pretty fricken bizare since compared to the size of the universe a black hole is invisibly teenyyy…. Not to mention a balackhole is within the universe itself.
It would be like pulling you inside out through the hole in the end of you penis, but only if that hole was as wide as a single atom.
-wow, that's a great answer. I'm smart :lol:

Q: Should I shave?
 
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VegaX at 5:06AM, May 2, 2006
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A: if your goal is to look like a hairy monkey, id say no.

Q: Is love really all you need to be happy?

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Thevampire_kain01 at 7:25AM, May 2, 2006
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A: No, you need money, friendship, and a car.

Q: if Bill Gates made Super Tecnoligy, what would llife be like?
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Anonymous at 8:36AM, May 2, 2006
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A. everyone woud be fat

Q. why is the sky blue?
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Chelano at 10:44AM, May 2, 2006
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A: cause they are jealous ….or they are gay

Q: Why do cats land on their feet and dogs poop?
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AQua_ng at 11:10AM, May 2, 2006
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A. The mice told them to.

Q. How long is a piece of string?

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Chibimaster_Kirsten at 5:06PM, May 2, 2006
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A: Foolish human, there is no string.

Q: Who would win in a fight, a peice of lint or a blade of grass?
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Chelano at 5:22PM, May 2, 2006
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A: I dunno I never liked the movie blade

Q: Pants?
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Terminal at 6:37PM, May 2, 2006
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No.

What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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Adariel at 9:34PM, May 2, 2006
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that all questions are pointless unless you have cable.

does Jennifer love Hewitt?
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Terminal at 10:12PM, May 2, 2006
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No.

Who is the next poster?

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Anonymous at 3:28AM, May 3, 2006
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a fluffy kitten called abe

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Thevampire_kain01 at 4:22AM, May 3, 2006
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A: because they dont have any…

Q: why are ppl dumb?
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ozoneocean at 7:10AM, May 3, 2006
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A: Because they miss out all the vowels in some words…

Q: Is it just me, or are Kain and Deaths Right Hand really similar “ppl”?
 
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Thevampire_kain01 at 7:17AM, May 3, 2006
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A: its just you……

Q is it me or is ozoneocean a natzi that hails hitlar?
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ozoneocean at 8:27AM, May 3, 2006
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A: It's true, we play Yatzi together every night. It helps with our spelling. :wink:
-Kain doesn't know anything about military history, guns or uniforms… That's a French Colonial unifrom from the 1920s, and a Chauchat machingun-

Q: Seriously though, kain and death are the same person right?
 
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AQua_ng at 9:01AM, May 3, 2006
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A. Kind of. Kain is more like Death's bitch.

Q. Who exactly is the Colonel?

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ozoneocean at 9:52AM, May 3, 2006
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A: Captain America.

Q: Running two monitors is cool. Do you run two, three, or even more?
 
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