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ifelldownthestairs at 12:21AM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Harkovast and I are teaming up to start a webcomic review in webcomic format. At the moment we're not sure about what day or how often we'll update, but we plan on starting within the next few weeks. And we need comics to review!

Anyone who requests a review and has at least 30 pages to their comic will get an in-depth, HONEST critique. We're going to do our best to offer the most constructive criticism we can, but we'll definitely be sure to point out what we think the comic's doing right as well.

It'll be all… you know, review-y n stuff.

If you're interested, and you meet the lone requirement of thirty pages, either post here, or pm Harkovast or myself, and you'll be in. SO IN.

And all your friends will be like so jealous, like OMG.
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
http://www.drunkduck.com/i_fell_down_the_stairs
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Skullbie at 4:02AM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Wah that's cool you guys are funny ;-; If only you'd minus your least number of comics to qualify by 29….
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PIT_FACE at 10:18AM, Aug. 5, 2009
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hey guys, go ahead and reveiw Putrid Meat if ya like, link's in the sig. n dont worry, im used to plenty of bashings, hell it's made it onto TWO “worste webcomic” sites, so it's nothin me and ole Bonesy aint used to. hyuk!

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Ironscarf at 12:46PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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hell it's made it onto TWO “worste webcomic” sites

Worst webcomic sites? I didn't even know such a thing existed. How do I sign up for those?
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JayFantastico at 12:58PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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You can't sign up. It's something that has to be earned.
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PIT_FACE at 1:56PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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hell it's made it onto TWO “worste webcomic” sites

Worst webcomic sites? I didn't even know such a thing existed. How do I sign up for those?

haha, well more just like webforums, i just like to flatter myself.


edit: WAIT! WAIT! make that THREE sites!haha!

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BlkKnight at 3:04PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Put me down for one.

…definitely well beyond the 30 page mark :p
That's “Dr. BlkKnight” to all of you.
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Chernobog at 3:18PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Eh, why not? The harshest critic is the self. I know well the flaws of my work but outside words can be worth reading.

I'll accept an Arachnid Goddess review if you don't have a taboo against A rated pieces.


“You tell yourself to just
enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or
lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and
ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”
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Bocaj at 6:46PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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You can review Pancakes, if you guys want.
You guys could make a good reviewing team…
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ifelldownthestairs at 7:00PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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You've made it onto two worst webcomic sites? Well damn… we could be all like “Putrid Meat? God what a piece of SHIT” and you'd be like “hey, awesome! They didn't say I'm the worst!” You'ze on!

Um… BlkKnight… I checked your comic, and you have over 200 comics. That is CLEARLY less than thirty… I don't want to be a dick about it or anything but you seriously need to learn some math.

Chernobog, nothing is taboo to us; we're up for anything! Well, anything with more than thirty comics that is…. yeah, THIRTY. YOU HEAR THAT, BLKKNIGHT???

Alright - Putrid Meat, Crossing Death, and Arachnid Goddess have all been added to the list. I will pq each of you a few days before your review is up; right now it's looking like we're going to update every Friday starting this week. We will keep you posted!

you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
http://www.drunkduck.com/i_fell_down_the_stairs
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ifelldownthestairs at 7:04PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Hahaha well timed, Bocaj!

Pancakes is on the list as well :D
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
http://www.drunkduck.com/i_fell_down_the_stairs
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harkovast at 7:04PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Oh man, you offer webcomic people some free publicity…you might as well throw blood in a shark tank!

I say we only review comics with EXACTLY 30 pages! That would make people work for it a bit!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Bocaj at 7:20PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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Oh man, you offer webcomic people some free publicity…you might as well READ HARKOVAST

I say we only review comics called Pancakes! That would make people work for it a bit!

Woah, genius…
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Niccea at 8:56PM, Aug. 5, 2009
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I am a bit scared…I'll get back to you.
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Drasnus at 6:51PM, Aug. 6, 2009
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I request that you review Lacerated View.
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PIT_FACE at 7:53PM, Aug. 6, 2009
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You've made it onto two worst webcomic sites? Well damn… we could be all like “Putrid Meat? God what a piece of SHIT” and you'd be like “hey, awesome! They didn't say I'm the worst!” You'ze on!

haha,3 actually, but to be fair, twice was on the same site. 's like why they named New York twice. was thinking of signing up to the site and popping in to say thanks for the dishonorable mention, but i wanna see if i see more sprout up.
and thanks for putting it on the review list!

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ifelldownthestairs at 10:06PM, Aug. 6, 2009
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Lacerated View is on the list!

I like how I say “the list” like Harkovast and I are Schindler and Stern or something…

And our first review is up! Go check it out so you can have an idea of what yours will look like. Or better yet, because you're actually interested in this one!

Pit Face, I totally would have gushed. I can't even get myself onto “Most Mediocre Webcomics” lists, so I'd be flattered as shit.
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
http://www.drunkduck.com/i_fell_down_the_stairs
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PIT_FACE at 6:52AM, Aug. 7, 2009
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's a hard knock life,man.

anyways, i read the reveiw. you guys seem to reallysay what you think and that's commendable and makes me curious about what yer gonna say about Putrid. also i like that you made it visual as well,and i agree with the pointers Bocaj gave you in the comments section. nice work you guys!

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fukujinzuke at 12:18PM, Aug. 7, 2009
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Hi guys. If you don't mind reviewing a webcomic that has just two consistent commenters and just a handful of readers (I don't think I've marketed it very well), please review the little known work of mine “Omega Justice.”

Link in my signature if you decide to review it.

Thanks!
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ParkerFarker at 6:09PM, Aug. 7, 2009
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hey, my comic is 32 pages! and there's only one piece of dialogue yet so you can race through!

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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ifelldownthestairs at 12:08AM, Aug. 8, 2009
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Alright cool, we'ze addin' Omega Justice and Out there.

Ouuut theere, ooouuuut wheeere the skiies are oocean bluuueee

I can be safe aaand live wiiithout aa caaare… oouut theeeeree…

…sorry, I couldn't resist.

Ah, minimal dialogue, fantastic! Between you and me Parker… I uh… I never learned to read. Harkovast kinda has to read the strips to me, he's a great sport about it ;)

And to think I was actually worried if we'd have enough to do…
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
http://www.drunkduck.com/i_fell_down_the_stairs
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Niccea at 8:19AM, Aug. 8, 2009
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Hark is welcome to delve into the realm of mystery bread. He still owes me fanart.
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gullas at 10:01AM, Aug. 8, 2009
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Well I wouldn't mind if you guys did a review of Bobby the fetus *hint hint*
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ParkerFarker at 8:34PM, Aug. 9, 2009
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Ah, minimal dialogue, fantastic! Between you and me Parker… I uh… I never learned to read. Harkovast kinda has to read the strips to me, he's a great sport about it ;)

you can write, but not read? How interesting.

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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ifelldownthestairs at 2:36PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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Hey, I just type strings of letters and hope for the best. If anything legible comes out… what can I say, I'm a lucky guy.

Okay, Bobby the Fetus will be up for review!

Niccea, I just want to make sure; are you volunteering Mystery Bread for a review?
you know why birds don't write their memoirs? because birds don't lead epic lives, that's why. who'd want to read what a bird does? nobody. that's who.
http://www.drunkduck.com/i_fell_down_the_stairs
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Product Placement at 3:19PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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Just checked out the first page you guys made. It looks like you give a fairly decent review, mentioning the good and the bad stuff of the comic.

I myself have a comic that's conveniently at the 30 page mark but since I'm restarting it, I guess I'm gonna wait until I build up the page numbers of the new project.
Those were my two cents.
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Niccea at 10:03PM, Aug. 10, 2009
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Niccea, I just want to make sure; are you volunteering Mystery Bread for a review?

Yah.
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harkovast at 10:14AM, Aug. 11, 2009
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Wow, this is really generating some enthusiasm.
You are all brave souls, and salute you!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Ironscarf at 6:15AM, Aug. 12, 2009
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I hate to tell you this, but somebody is running an almost identical project in the Hey Everyone Look What I Did section.
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Product Placement at 8:20AM, Aug. 12, 2009
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I hate to tell you this, but somebody is running an almost identical project in the Hey Everyone Look What I Did section.
Zomg! He's right!

Not only is somebody ripping off your idea Hark, his name is also Harkovast.

You need to take down this impostor and take him down hard!
Those were my two cents.
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