It might behoove me, seeing as I am a writer- nay, the writer of Voodoo Walrus- to say a little something about myself…

I wear many hats. The primary one is a leather Cabbie and I can be seen wearing that any time my vanity gets the better of me (I have very strange hair). I am a writer. I am an actor. I am a director. In October, I narrate a haunted hayride and this past spring I joined the Virginia Renaissance Faire. On occasion, I enjoy lawn bowling. I also hate, and I mean absolutely hate, any form of broccoli. It spites me, horribly. But I like spinach. I find it a flavorable and exciting alternative to lettuce and I am in favor of its deliciousness.

Let the Broccoli/Spinach War continue!!!

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Also, I like to cook. Go ahead, ask me. Ill swap recipes. I make kick ass Sirloin Spinach Rolls. (Oh yes Rachel Ray, I saw your flank steak pinwheels. I say fie on you madame. Fie. On. You.)