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My real name is Tom. You can refer to me by that, seeing as the only reason I still have this bloody user name is because I don't want to create a new account.
I was born in Cleveland, Ohio (get all the jokes out of your system now) in 1992.
I'm appalled by ignorance of any kind. I dislike condescending "my mansion is bigger than yours" type people. I hate when people get mad at you for not bothering to help the world when all they're doing themselves is patting their own backs by "spreading awareness" about some problem everybody knows about instead of looking towards a more local level, where they can actually help.
I hate hypocrites.
The Algorithm killed Jeeves.
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