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2008/2009 Presidential Mock Election
harkovast at 5:30AM, Nov. 15, 2008
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Lizard bite- Giving money to poor people??
Dont you understand poor people are the root of the problem!
They are too lazy to become massively wealthy like all good hearted decent rich people do!
Have you considered that maybe Jesus wants them to be poor? Maybe they are poor becuase they are communists/anti-american/ atheists/ gay/ any other groups that you might have a subconcious predjudice or innate dislike for that.
Huge Weaving loves Jesus!
Hugo Weaving will personally end poverty by rounding up the poor and putting them in camps. Not death camps! That would be a waste! No, war camps, training them all to be unstoppable killing machines. Then we give each peasent a tin hat and a rifle and ship them over to some other country to get killed on mass while providing valuable jobs at home in weapons manufactoring companies!
A VOTE FOR HUGO IS A VOTE FOR VICTORY!

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Walrus at 6:21PM, Nov. 22, 2008
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harkovast
Lizard bite- Giving money to poor people??
Dont you understand poor people are the root of the problem!
They are too lazy to become massively wealthy like all good hearted decent rich people do!
Have you considered that maybe Jesus wants them to be poor? Maybe they are poor becuase they are communists/anti-american/ atheists/ gay/ any other groups that you might have a subconcious predjudice or innate dislike for that.

That's exactly why America's in the situation we're in. Plus living over you means is another factor.
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Walrus at 6:38PM, Nov. 26, 2008
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Counting today, there is only four days to vote! Send in your vote for the election!
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harkovast at 4:15PM, Nov. 27, 2008
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Walrus exactly, glad you agree.
Poor people are what is wrong with America and possibly Canada!
Only Hugo Weaving has the power to destroy all poor people!
VOTE HUGO!

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Kali at 6:42AM, Nov. 28, 2008
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I VOTE OZONE'S STAPLER!

Fenrir says Grrrrrr!
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harkovast at 4:29PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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I've just sent a brown envelope of cash to my friend Carlos the Eel to make sure that Stapler does not survive election night!

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bravo1102 at 5:40PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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This news just in: Ozone's Stapler may not be a native born American! Suspicious leaks indicate that the stapler may be marked “China” underneath indicating an origin in the People's Republic of China. This raises doubts as to the age of stapler because if it was over 36 years old it should be marked “Taiwan”

Concerned citizens are demonstrating demanding that Ozone's Stapler show his “Made in USA” tag to everyone.
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Ozoneocean at 8:47PM, Nov. 28, 2008
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It was made in the state of Hawaii!
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Walrus at 5:02PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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The winner of the 2008/2009 Presidential Mock Election is….






Ozone Ocean's Stapler!!!

ozoneocean's stapler won by a landslide vote! Congratulations to the runner ups!

2. John McCain/Sarah Palin…
3. Cthulhu…
4. The Fly Walking Across Puff_Of_Smoke’s Screen…
5. Nader/Gonzalez…
6. Rick Austin…
7. Stephen Colbert…
8. Walrus (DD Member)…
9. Hugo Weaving…
10. Ozoneocean’s Hole Puncher…
11. Cartoon Ducks…

(I didn't vote for myself #8…)
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Ozoneocean at 7:33PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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WOOOOOoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is a great moment for FREEDOM and staplers everywhere. Now the world is truly equal! No longer will staplers be looked down upon by pens, tape dispensers, and other items of commonly used stationary. Pen and stapler can finally truly coexist on desks across AMERICA in peace!
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Ochitsukanai at 8:10PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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God, I love a happy ending. Tears me up just thinking about it.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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Ozoneocean at 8:28PM, Dec. 1, 2008
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Ochitsukanai
Tears me up just thinking about it.
No worries! The new president will staple you back together. ;)
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harkovast at 4:04AM, Dec. 2, 2008
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I demand a recount!
The ballots were too confusing!
Hanging chads!
Voting machines going crazy and eating people!
Absentee ballots for all the thousands of people who couldn't be bothered to show up but really wanted to vote for Hugo!
RECOUNT!

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bravo1102 at 11:32AM, Dec. 2, 2008
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ozoneocean
It was made in the state of Hawaii!
According to our research no staplers were manufactured in Hawai'i. Briefs contesting the legimitacy of the stapler having been made in the USA have been filed with as many Supreme Court Justices as it takes to get the decision we want.
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Ozoneocean at 7:26PM, Dec. 2, 2008
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I demand a recount!
The ballots were too confusing!
Hanging chads!
Voting machines going crazy and eating people!
Absentee ballots for all the thousands of people who couldn't be bothered to show up but really wanted to vote for Hugo!
RECOUNT!
Al the paper votes have been stapled together with giant titanium staples by the new president.
Sorry, no recounts for you!
bravo1102
ozoneocean
It was made in the state of Hawaii!
According to our research no staplers were manufactured in Hawai'i. Briefs contesting the legimitacy of the stapler having been made in the USA have been filed with as many Supreme Court Justices as it takes to get the decision we want.
Your research and court papers have also been uber-stabled by your new commander in chief. Consider yourself privileged!

Can the stapler do that:
YES IT CAN!
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Kali at 12:33PM, Dec. 6, 2008
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Would the first lady be a paperclip then?

Fenrir says Grrrrrr!
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Puff_Of_Smoke at 1:06PM, Dec. 6, 2008
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Kali
Would the first lady be a paperclip then?
No. It'll be the dead fly on my computer screen.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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