I'm wondering whether anyone on DD has any good funny questions like this one
Lets say that the weatherman said that it be 0 degrees outside and the day after it will be twice as cold, how cold will it be the day after tommorrow?
And please don't try to tell me an answer or explaination
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MediaMessiah
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A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:58PM
Dragonizer
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Haha, I like that one.
Here are some good ones I've gotten from another site:
-“Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”
-“Why isn't ”palindrome“ spelled the same way backwards?”
-“Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?”
-“Shouldn't there be a shorter word for ”monosyllabic“?”
-“If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?”
Here are some good ones I've gotten from another site:
-“Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”
-“Why isn't ”palindrome“ spelled the same way backwards?”
-“Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?”
-“Shouldn't there be a shorter word for ”monosyllabic“?”
-“If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?”
K.A.L.A.-dan! Morality Pet >:3
The end of time will be the end of guilt.
The end of time will be the end of guilt.
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fern
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I sure do!
Or do I?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Or do I?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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bongotezz
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if you're in a vehicle traveling at the speed of light and then you turn your lights on will they do anything?
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warren
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What is the speed of smell?
Warren
On the Duck:
Title -updating! ~30 strips!
PAC -New! >10 strips.
Others:
Spare Change -updating! ~2000 strips!
Mass Production -hiatus. ~300 strips.
This guy does Piss Mario, Stick, and Filler!
On the Duck:
Title -updating! ~30 strips!
PAC -New! >10 strips.
Others:
Spare Change -updating! ~2000 strips!
Mass Production -hiatus. ~300 strips.
This guy does Piss Mario, Stick, and Filler!
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Terminal
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Aren't all generalizations false?
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TheMidge28
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How much wood does a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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crazyninny
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Why can't we smoke marijuana, but we can smoke tobaccoo?
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Slowbro
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fernHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I sure do!
Or do I?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU'RE SUCH A RIOT, FERN!
Hmm…
Sound of one hand clapping?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Other than that, I got nothing.
last edited on July 14, 2011 3:48PM
LIZARD_B1TE
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If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Cthulhu
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LIZARD_B1TEI laughed hard enough to almost acknowledge your existence.
If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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MediaMessiah
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hahaha i like these lets keep them coming
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:58PM
Bekefel
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Just who is LIZARD B1TE?
Please, please, you give me too little credit.
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Fitz
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Bekefel
Just who is LIZARD B1TE?
That is one of those questions…
Here are bunch of mine:
1. Why is the word “short” longer than the word “long”
2. Why does the word for the inability to pronounce “s” contain an “s”?
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Ozoneocean
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Mr PinkWhat's that Mr Pink?
If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
This looks almost like it should go in the forum game section. ^_^
Here's a good question though: in his age of instant communications, why the **** do some bank transactions and cheques (US “check”), STILL take up 4 or 5 “business days” to clear????
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LIZARD_B1TE
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Bekefel
Just who is LIZARD B1TE?
:(
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Mr Pink
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ozoneoceanMr PinkWhat's that Mr Pink?
If a tree falls on a mime, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
What? I never said anything!
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Poke Alster
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I've just got one;
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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MediaMessiah
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omg rolfcopter, i have genuinly laughed out loud(including this) twice today
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:58PM
Kristen Gudsnuk
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mother says that father always lies. father says that mother always tells the truth. who is the liar?
(I know, that one's older than time.)
(I know, that one's older than time.)
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freeway
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If you dug a hole straight down through the earth and kept on going until you came out the other end, who would be upside down?
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AQua_ng
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Does a mime need to use a silencer to kill?
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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LIZARD_B1TE
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If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?
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Terminal
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LIZARD_B1TE
If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?
If you are a forum poster that posts alot, yet still go unnoticed. Do you exist?
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TheMidge28
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Why do all UPS delivery guys when delivering their packages seem to be starring in porn?
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LIZARD_B1TE
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TerminalLIZARD_B1TE
If you work in a factory that produces money, how much money do you you make?
If you are a forum poster that posts alot, yet still go unnoticed. Do you exist?
:(
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ShinGen
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TheMidge28
How much wood does a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.
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MediaMessiah
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im loving this material
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:58PM
MediaMessiah
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heres another one
if the early bird gets the worm, what are the incentives for the worms to get up early?
Death?
if the early bird gets the worm, what are the incentives for the worms to get up early?
Death?
A hot kiss is like a loose spiderweb, someones fly is gonna to get undone
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
A democrat is someone who would be a republican if he had the money
A blond can be bad at history and great on dates
A golfer yells“FORE”, takes five, and writes down three
A brassiere is a device to bring out a girls best points
A husband is a man who gave up priveleges he never knew he had
Bad Sex is an oxymoron
if any of these made you laugh, grin, smile, or any happy expression read my comic
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:58PM
Dragonizer
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If an artist sings their own stuff for karaoke, is it still karaoke?
K.A.L.A.-dan! Morality Pet >:3
The end of time will be the end of guilt.
The end of time will be the end of guilt.
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:14PM
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