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Ozoneocean at 6:36PM, Dec. 13, 2006

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But she enoyed it (like in all thaose stupid hentais), so a great time was had by all. But she still accidentilly killed the rapist by riding her horse over his head. Then she went and played tenis at her tenis club, she had a marvelous time!

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luclucluc at 7:26PM, Dec. 13, 2006

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but all the other members of the tennis club were bears, and they attempted to eat her >:)

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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jgib99 at 7:49PM, Dec. 13, 2006

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But fortunately for her. She was able to make to her brand new Aston-Martin Vanquish before the bears could eat her.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:25AM, Dec. 14, 2006

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Then suddenly, a time portal opened up and sucked her in.

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Brinx at 1:08PM, Dec. 14, 2006

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But lucky for her she went to the an old middle age time and she somehow replaced a queen and is now treated as such.

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mechanical_lullaby at 1:35PM, Dec. 14, 2006

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Queen Anne Bolin, that is.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:27AM, Dec. 15, 2006

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Then another time portal opened and tranported her to a tomb full of gold!

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Ozoneocean at 7:07AM, Dec. 15, 2006

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The tomb was buried far under the Egyptian desert. Their were no windows or door and the stale, fetid air was fast running out.

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mechanical_lullaby at 8:24AM, Dec. 15, 2006

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When it seemed grim, an aquifer broke through the tomb and blind fish swooped in and took her below to a cove with perfectly breathable air and friendly egyptian leprechauns.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:25AM, Dec. 15, 2006

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And one unfriendly mummuy.

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Ozoneocean at 9:26AM, Dec. 15, 2006

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Who wasn't a problem because it was long dead. She felt a cool breeze on her face and started searching for its orrigin… Which she found in the form of a small hole, close to the ground. She crawled in there and made her way to the surface: Free at last!

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Red Slayer at 1:52PM, Dec. 15, 2006

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But a plane crashed over her.

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mechanical_lullaby at 4:51PM, Dec. 15, 2006

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Filled with sweatpants! She had a hankerin' for a good pair of sweats.

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Ozoneocean at 5:07PM, Dec. 15, 2006

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So she took of her pants to get into the new ones and… They all blew away in a dust storm! She was left in her panties… How embarrassing. A Jackle was laughing at her.

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Mega Josh at 1:03AM, Dec. 16, 2006

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Luckily, the woman knew how to kill and skin animals for their fur. So in no time, she was wearing a stylish pair of jackle fur jeans. B)

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AQua_ng at 2:15AM, Dec. 16, 2006

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The fur had blood sucking lice in it.

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luclucluc at 8:30AM, Dec. 16, 2006

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but luckily for her, the lice were magic lice that granted her 3 wishes!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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jgib99 at 12:19PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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Unfortunately, there was a catch. For each wish that she made, someone would die a horrific, gory, and tragic death.

Karen's Edge

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Mazoo at 12:50PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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Erin's first wish was that the wishes would not kill anyone, and the lice had to grant it to her. It confused the lice so much that they decided she would be able to have as many wishes as she'd like, without there being any consequence for each!

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Ozoneocean at 1:07PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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She got so excited that she jumped for joy over and over! Then she made a wish, but nothing happened. She looked down and discovered that she's squished the lice flat. They were as dead as dead could be.

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jgib99 at 1:41PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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But just then, a camel appears out of nowhere. She climbs on and rides the camel, searching for any signs of civilization.

Karen's Edge

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luclucluc at 2:36PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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but the camel takes her to a volcano, and jumps in.

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Ozoneocean at 3:49PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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An eruption blasts her high into the air with the camel underneath taking the full brunt. She's blasted into the sky, lets go of the camel and lands comfortably on top of a blimp.

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Brinx at 3:55PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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But the blimp was controled by a terrist. That drove the blimp into a tower that was somewhere in California and hits the building killing everyone that was on the blimp.

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Ozoneocean at 4:46PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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Luckily she bounced off just in time and landed on the roof off the building, in which NO ONE was hurt because blimps are soft and squishy like gigantic beachballs! On the roof of the building was a garden with a swimming pool. It was such a lovely, warm day that she decided to strip off all her clothes and have a skinny dip in the cool water of the pool. It was lovely!

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Mega Josh at 8:17PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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Then all of a sudden, an evil rapist came onto the roof and tried to rape her.

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Terminal at 8:56PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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but instead gave psychological help.

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luclucluc at 9:30PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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unfortuanetly, the help sucked more then a vacuum

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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BigFishComic at 3:59PM, Dec. 17, 2006

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but she didn't really need psychological help anyway so she tossed her clothes back on and went for a cup of coffee down the street. While at the coffee shop, she runs into none other than Jay-Z.

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strong414bad at 4:53PM, Dec. 17, 2006

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Who told her she was ugly.

Why hello there.

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