the cute little puppy turns out to be a rabid racoon with rabies, you get bitten several times, get sent to hospital for treatment and then die due to overdosing of vaccine.
a marshmallow
MAFIA... and other forum games
How will this kill me?
Vaoni
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“You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? ”Hey man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?"
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Mimarin
at 3:58PM, Sept. 22, 2006
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Vaoni
a marshmallow
I was thinking that exact thing for my next object.
UNIVERSE ERROR AT LOCATION #00010918109191
OBJECT THOUGHTCOMMONALITY.dll
PROGRAM MUST CLOSE TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO HOST SYSTEM.
Object: A Dalek.
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Vaoni
at 5:52PM, Sept. 22, 2006
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the dalek reverses into you, knocking you over, then proceeds to reverse over the top of you causing you to be crushed beneath it. Thus starts a petition for all daleks to have side mirrors.
a glass of water
a glass of water
- Updated! 1.10.06
“You'd never get a cat to be a servant. You ever see a cat return a stick? ”Hey man! You threw the stick, you go get it yourself! I'm busy! If you wanted the stick so bad, why'd you throw it away in the first place?"
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The mediocre one
at 6:18PM, Sept. 22, 2006
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YOu sip the water and it turns out to be clear glue. Your face is now sealed to the glass.
You suffocate, even if you break the glass it's in your fucking throat.
a coconut
You suffocate, even if you break the glass it's in your fucking throat.
a coconut
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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Stain
at 6:38PM, Sept. 22, 2006
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A coconut falls on your head. You grab it and look at it, but you trip and your face hits the coconut. You stand up, but your face got so messed up that you look hideous. The nearby villagers dub you a troll. They start to shoot you, but one of the bullets misses and hits a crow, who falls on you and you get the bird flu and die.
Object: Yo momma!
Object: Yo momma!
Dirk ZephyrsLawl @ Homosexuality
Stain is also pretty hot.
K.A.L.A.-dan! Trap!
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Whiskers
at 9:17PM, Sept. 22, 2006
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Yo momma so fat that when she gave birth to you, she flat out sat on yo face and crushed it.
Yo daddy, Darth Vader.
Yo daddy, Darth Vader.
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Radec
at 12:09AM, Sept. 23, 2006
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gets angry when you tell him his barbeque skills suck, and that he should let the stormtroopers cook, so he pushes your ungrateful ass out an airlock.
Oddjob's beard.
Oddjob's beard.
<= dead and buried.
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Kill frenzy
at 3:58AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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As you make out with odd job you contract crabs from his beard
the crabs drive you insane and cause you to kill your self with a screwdriver
a gypsy
the crabs drive you insane and cause you to kill your self with a screwdriver
a gypsy
Hey shit happens!-and goat people cause it!
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AQua_ng
at 4:02AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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Death by choking.
Steve.
Steve.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Mimarin
at 4:19AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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Pete sees you with steve and get's really upset about it and comes after steve with a screwdriver shouting HOMEWRECKER, you dive infront of him to save him but miss and land in a pool of angry lampreys.
Object: Irland.
Object: Irland.
Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!
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Comicmasta
at 4:58AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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Alchohal poisining (nuff said)
Object: nachos with very very very hot melted cheese on them which is literally even melting the cornchips.
Object: nachos with very very very hot melted cheese on them which is literally even melting the cornchips.
i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!
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AQua_ng
at 5:12AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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Death by choking.
myspace
myspace
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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The mediocre one
at 8:36AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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it's really a cute time bomb
Inserts a piece of paper
Inserts a piece of paper
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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AQua_ng
at 9:02AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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AQua_ng
Death by choking.
David Hasselhoff.
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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The mediocre one
at 10:31AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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AQua_ngI'll leave your imagination to that one ^_^
Death by choking.
A lighter
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue
at 11:05AM, Sept. 24, 2006
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It turns into a teddy. Which stabs you.
This thread.
This thread.
i will also like to know you the more
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Radec
at 1:22PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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AQua_ng
Death by choking.
(stuff it. I'm lazy.)
Bleu Cheese.
<= dead and buried.
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Whiskers
at 1:33PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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Death by choking without quoting.
A clogged esophogas.
A clogged esophogas.
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Radec
at 1:35PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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you have AIDS.
hat.
hat.
<= dead and buried.
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The mediocre one
at 1:45PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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you put on your hat and go out for a night on the town, you meet a girl at a bar who has had a rough week, you have sex, get up next morning and her jealous boyfriend shoots you.
ALL BECAUSE OF THE HAT!
q-tip.
ALL BECAUSE OF THE HAT!
q-tip.
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue
at 2:51PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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A Q-tip will steal my joke like Radec did and then I'll get sad and a giant nazi robot will smash you with it.
Mr. Green. :-D –…obsessed…
Mr. Green. :-D –…obsessed…
i will also like to know you the more
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Whiskers
at 3:18PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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Mr. Green implodes, taking you with him.
Coco Crispies.
Coco Crispies.
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Comicmasta
at 3:55PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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AQua_ngI necromanced the joke!
Death by choking.
Object
this quote
AQua_ng
Death by choking.
i have been brought back….The Boanitia..grrrrr…..Must find Super Jesus!!!!!
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Radec
at 7:39PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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your head asplode.
pancakes.
pancakes.
<= dead and buried.
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AQua_ng
at 11:22PM, Sept. 24, 2006
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Death by NOT choking
Pimpmobile
Pimpmobile
K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Thevampire_kain01
at 5:04AM, Sept. 25, 2006
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Aids! every one got'em and you will too! aids aids aids! my brother and my dog too! AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AID AID AID AID AIDS!
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Radec
at 6:43AM, Sept. 25, 2006
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death from lack of game rules…following… uh… stuff.
it's a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!
it's a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!
<= dead and buried.
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Thevampire_kain01
at 11:07AM, Sept. 25, 2006
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Cooks bad cooking and dies of starvation.
AIDS!
no one answer how…….
AIDS!
no one answer how…….
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The mediocre one
at 12:47PM, Sept. 25, 2006
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You get aids and die. simple, no?
a AA battery
a AA battery
Paper Mache Cataclysm
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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue
at 3:23PM, Sept. 25, 2006
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The battery will, like everyone else, steal my AIDs joke. Then you die of a stroke.
i will also like to know you the more
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