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Arcan at 5:43PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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A stick falls from a branch, impales you to the ground, then the tree falls on you and you go splat and die.

an F-18

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 5:57PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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You get herpes from it.

Dead Rising disk.

i will also like to know you the more

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Arcan at 6:09PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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The dead rising characters come to life and eat your brain.

A gigantic svered human penis.

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Eirikr at 8:06PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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You choke on it from trying to eat it(yeah, I said it, and now I need a shower. UNCLEAN!).

object: A rake.

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Radec at 9:45PM, Oct. 11, 2006

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bladder cancer.

A grilled cheese sandwich.

<= dead and buried.

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Brinx at 12:28PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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You choke on it and die.

deoderant.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Radec at 12:47PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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Brinx
You choke on it and die.

Jackie Chan's new pants.

<= dead and buried.

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Brinx at 12:59PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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Once you touch them Jackie Chan kills you for touching his pants. Then takes them back and runs away.

MP3 player.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Arcan at 4:45PM, Oct. 12, 2006

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A guy kills you and runs off with your MP3 player.

a Bass plushy toy.

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Brinx at 12:56PM, Oct. 13, 2006

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Someone stuffs it down your throat and you choke on it and die.

a small tiny pebble.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Radec at 1:00PM, Oct. 13, 2006

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you slip on it whilst hiking, sending you tumbling down a mountainside and starting an avalanche.
the resulting chaos destroys a small town.
aaaand you're dead, too.

a small town.

<= dead and buried.

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Arcan at 3:52PM, Oct. 13, 2006

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While you're in the smalll town, a bomb detonates it along with you.

a surf board

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ssbguy at 4:49PM, Oct. 14, 2006

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while at the beach surfing, you realize you don't know how to surf. you slip off of the surf board. when you hit the water, you realize you also don't know how to swim. when a life guard comes to save you…

KER-SHARK'D!

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next object: a pet pirranah

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Arcan at 6:47PM, Oct. 14, 2006

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In some bizzare coincedince, your pet pirrahna eats 5 mega mushrums, growing to the size of a hoouse and the eats you alive.

bad grammar

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AQua_ng at 4:05AM, Oct. 15, 2006

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IRONY

You get flamed by everybody else. Literally.

A cash register.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Radec at 2:04PM, Oct. 15, 2006

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as if in tribute to Stephen King's “Christine” book, it comes alive when you attempt to replace it with a newer, shinier one, and mauls you in your sleep.

a pamphlet.

<= dead and buried.

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Brinx at 3:19PM, Oct. 15, 2006

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Their's actually a bomb in it and when you open the pamphlet it explodes and kills ya.

a dog

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Nightmare Zero at 5:27AM, Oct. 18, 2006

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It has rabies and mauls you to death.

Object: Sprite comic

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Brinx at 12:54PM, Oct. 18, 2006

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you die of excaution (I think that's how it's spelled.) from trying to make a desent sprite comic.

A game boy.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:36AM, Oct. 19, 2006

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you commit suicide cus you can't win.

object: Spongebob Squarepants.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Radec at 10:47AM, Oct. 19, 2006

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His deep, complex insights into the psyche of the aquatic mind cause you to lose yourself in thought for days, until you finally starve to death without realizing it.

fortune cookies.

<= dead and buried.

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Nightmare Zero at 11:07AM, Oct. 19, 2006

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you open the cookie and it reads you your death. seconds later, you die that way.

object: care bears

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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AQua_ng at 11:09AM, Oct. 19, 2006

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Death by snuggles and happiness.

Object: A Phoenix Down.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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Nightmare Zero at 11:12AM, Oct. 19, 2006

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accidentally ressurects an enemey and it kills you.

object: a Personal Quack.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Brinx at 12:29PM, Oct. 19, 2006

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It's cursedn one and who ever reads it shall die in sev… Err five days yeah. And when that day come the reapers at your door and… Well self explainatory.

your computer mouse.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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ssbguy at 3:37PM, Oct. 19, 2006

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the mouse comes to life and strangles you with its cord.

next object: the Z-Saber

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Brinx at 3:49PM, Oct. 19, 2006

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Someone uses it and then… Slice and dice ya and you die.

a spoon

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Nightmare Zero at 6:25AM, Oct. 20, 2006

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You run with the spoon, and you trip and the spoon stabbes you in the forehead.

a fingernail

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Radec at 8:53AM, Oct. 20, 2006

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You claw your eyes out, then jab your fingers repeatedly into your empty eye sockets, causing severe damage to your brain, due to the terrible posts in the forum games thread.
(c'mon, isn't ANYONE putting a little effort to come up with something GOOD?)

Bad Grammar.

<= dead and buried.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:57AM, Oct. 20, 2006

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this was already said but, you get flamed with a flamethrower.

flaming.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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