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harkovast
at 1:14PM, June 16, 2009

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Product Placement
at 1:44PM, June 16, 2009
I wasn't the one suggesting this….. interesting idea either.
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast
at 1:50PM, June 16, 2009
Okay PP, you dont have to be in my angel team.
You can be Bosley or something.
You can be Bosley or something.

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Product Placement
at 1:55PM, June 16, 2009
Those were my two cents.
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waff
at 1:58PM, June 16, 2009
Product Placementthe conveyor belt thing?
I wasn't the one suggesting this….. interesting idea either.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Product Placement
at 2:03PM, June 16, 2009
The pretty boy men jumping around in hot pants thing.
Picturing myself as a part of that team was…. well… lets just say I rather not think about it.
Picturing myself as a part of that team was…. well… lets just say I rather not think about it.
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Niccea
at 2:08PM, June 16, 2009
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Salsa
at 2:09PM, June 16, 2009
Niccealemme guess, vista.
*Dances to Microsoft's hold music*
RAGE!
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Niccea
at 2:10PM, June 16, 2009
SalsaNah.Niccealemme guess, vista.
*Dances to Microsoft's hold music*
I had computer issues and the repair people removed my harddrive. In doing so, I lost Office 2007. My dad has also lost the disks. So I'm calling them to see if they can do me a favor. I would never run Vista on my computer.
It is either get back 2007 or go back to using 2000…but openoffice is suiting my purpose right now.
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Salsa
at 2:18PM, June 16, 2009
mmmk. If only vista was XP with a facelift. Then would have something people actually wouldn't mind having.
RAGE!
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crocty
at 2:19PM, June 16, 2009
SomeoneI'm sorry, but I don't allow that kind of language in my game, there are children present, remember. :/
vista
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Product Placement
at 2:25PM, June 16, 2009
Do any of you know if windows 7 is any good? I know it's still going through the beta test but what are people saying about it? People who are not accepting salary from microsoft that is.
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waff
at 2:27PM, June 16, 2009

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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crocty
at 2:32PM, June 16, 2009
A heads up, narrative might or might not be on time.
I dunno if it'll be earlier of later.
Do not ask me how this is possible.
I dunno if it'll be earlier of later.
Do not ask me how this is possible.
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Salsa
at 2:40PM, June 16, 2009
croctyWAHHHSomeoneI'm sorry, but I don't allow that kind of language in my game, there are children present, remember. :/
vista
I'll be good! I promise!
RAGE!
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Product Placement
at 2:40PM, June 16, 2009
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

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crocty
at 2:43PM, June 16, 2009
Product PlacementOh uhh…I dunno. It shouldn't be over an hour late, and hopefully it won't be too early.
Around what time do you think it'll be up?
I'll try to post if I get any better estimations…
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Product Placement
at 2:47PM, June 16, 2009
Early is better then late for me. I have a big day ahead of me tomorrow. Need my 40 winks.
Those were my two cents.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:12PM, June 16, 2009
harkovast
Well crocty, we dont need you!
Me and product placement will form our own angels team!
TFGM can be the third angel to make up our elite squad, he is usually up for this sort of thing!
With great hair and hot pants we will battle the forces of evil for some guy we never see!
*strikes pose*
Woot I'm included in things!
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Niccea
at 3:22PM, June 16, 2009
I heard that Windows 7 would be going back to the old ways. More like Vista than XP. But that is only a rumor.
Well, 1hr and a half later, I have ordered a replacement copy. They could have actually tried to make it easier for me, but no no. They are major company and I'm a peon that is beneath them. At least the replacement is only a tenth of the original cost. But dad made me pay for it. I'll make him pay for it again because he was the one to loose the disk. Not me. I'm just the one suffering.
I swear, every time I type XP, I know that Microsoft is sticking it's tongue out at me.
Well, 1hr and a half later, I have ordered a replacement copy. They could have actually tried to make it easier for me, but no no. They are major company and I'm a peon that is beneath them. At least the replacement is only a tenth of the original cost. But dad made me pay for it. I'll make him pay for it again because he was the one to loose the disk. Not me. I'm just the one suffering.
I swear, every time I type XP, I know that Microsoft is sticking it's tongue out at me.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:37PM, June 16, 2009
Niccea
I heard that Windows 7 would be going back to the old ways. More like Vista than XP. But that is only a rumor.
Really? I heard it was basicly XP but looked like vista. But yeah this is just coming from a nerdy friend. I have no idea about computers.
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crocty
at 3:40PM, June 16, 2009
Crocty awoke from his coma, which he was in, if I forgot to mention that.
“Whoa…What a dream! I had a dream that you died, Ochi!” he looked around at Ochi, seeing her decomposing flesh. “You don't look so good, Ochi. Are you sure you're okay to get my soup?”
“Brains?” Ochi asked.
“No, Ochi, SOUP! SOUP.”
“Brains…”
“UGH! You're useless, get me the angels or something.”
Just then, Crocty's angels burst through the door. “Did someone say Hawt-tastic?” the three asked.
“I was thinking it loud enough…â€
Ochi ‘s decomposing legs snapped under the weight of her body, she then died instantly.
Niccea fell to Ochi's side ”No! Ochi, you can't leave me! Not after—Oh, found her wallet, all is well.“ Niccea pocketed her wallet.
The angels were off again, to their next adventure!
”Oh bloody hell, you forgot my soup! Ugh!"
(There. I wrote that as I went along, and proofreading is for chumps. :D Also, this has no clues, or any point to it. Just for laughs. :3 )
Night 2 narratives:
Darth had abandoned ship to visit Niagra falls, which was apparently in the Jungles of Far away-ia.
“Wow, I can see the whole jungle from here! I wonder how far down it is from here…†Darth said to himself, breathing in deeply.
“Why don’t we find out? You jump down that side first, I’ll follow.†The unknown figure quickly grabbed darth by the arms, throwing him the way of the waterfall. Darth desperately clutched on to the cliff, “No! I will not…die!†but Darth didn’t realise he had already fallen and died.
DarthVaderS1999(Or something) the local is dead!
—
Gullas was unnerved by him being called by his name in the narrative, yet didn’t deviate from his task at hand; picking poison berries. “Mmm, these are much better than Ochi’s Swine Flu soup!â€
“So careless, you explorers. Blissfully unaware of all the dangers the jungle possesses.†Gullas, shocked by the unexpected voice, yet not seriously surprised.
“I guess you’re here to kill me, huh? I’m not going down without a fight!†Gullas threw his entire supply of posion berries at his enemy. “Hah, now you’re poisoned!â€
The figure stared at Gullas, “You don’t do this often, do you?â€
Gullas the local is dead
—
Kitty had returned from her outing “Woo, I’m glad I went out there, so peaceful in the jungle.â€
Unwarned, Kitty was jumped by an attacker, Kitty tried to defend herself, but she was overpowered, and knocked off the edge of the boat. “Hey! That was awfully rude, you know!†Kitty looked up, the shadow was gone. “Hm, that was odd. Maybe he was just in a rush to get past.â€
“Nope, completely intentional.†Kitty’s attacker, now holding a gun, “Any last requests?â€
“How about you don’t kill me?†Kitty pleaded
“I’ll see what I can do†The attacker fired the gun. “Oops, I guess I couldn’t do that for you!
Kitty17 the velociraptor is dead.
—
Gillespie, after escaping death, was hot on the trail of the hunter, “You might as well give up now, Hunter, it’s over!†Gillespie gave
“No! Stay away from me!â€
“I’m going to Ge—hey wait, since when was there quick sand in jungles?†Gillespie had been lead straight in to quicksand “Oh…Crap…Where did the hunter go?!†Sinking further in, he could not bother with finding the person he was chasing
He frantically grabbed on to anything he could reach, only sinking further. As he desperately clung on to a nearby tree as he had nearly been completely swallowed, a swarm of bees fled from the tree. “This is just not my lucky day…â€
Gullespie the T-Rex is dead!
—
Meanwhile the Pterosaur was hard at work “Today, I’ll call a hit on—“
“Excuse me? You want me to call a hit on hyphen?â€
“Oh no sorry, that was just so the readers couldn’t see it.â€
(Again, no clues in the above pterosaur thingy)
Night 2 has ended.
Day 3 has begun!
Call your double lynch now if you want one, Product Placement. (I may also be leaving now, so you’ll all have to make do without me for a while. :( )
“Whoa…What a dream! I had a dream that you died, Ochi!” he looked around at Ochi, seeing her decomposing flesh. “You don't look so good, Ochi. Are you sure you're okay to get my soup?”
“Brains?” Ochi asked.
“No, Ochi, SOUP! SOUP.”
“Brains…”
“UGH! You're useless, get me the angels or something.”
Just then, Crocty's angels burst through the door. “Did someone say Hawt-tastic?” the three asked.
“I was thinking it loud enough…â€
Ochi ‘s decomposing legs snapped under the weight of her body, she then died instantly.
Niccea fell to Ochi's side ”No! Ochi, you can't leave me! Not after—Oh, found her wallet, all is well.“ Niccea pocketed her wallet.
The angels were off again, to their next adventure!
”Oh bloody hell, you forgot my soup! Ugh!"
(There. I wrote that as I went along, and proofreading is for chumps. :D Also, this has no clues, or any point to it. Just for laughs. :3 )
Night 2 narratives:
Darth had abandoned ship to visit Niagra falls, which was apparently in the Jungles of Far away-ia.
“Wow, I can see the whole jungle from here! I wonder how far down it is from here…†Darth said to himself, breathing in deeply.
“Why don’t we find out? You jump down that side first, I’ll follow.†The unknown figure quickly grabbed darth by the arms, throwing him the way of the waterfall. Darth desperately clutched on to the cliff, “No! I will not…die!†but Darth didn’t realise he had already fallen and died.
DarthVaderS1999(Or something) the local is dead!
—
Gullas was unnerved by him being called by his name in the narrative, yet didn’t deviate from his task at hand; picking poison berries. “Mmm, these are much better than Ochi’s Swine Flu soup!â€
“So careless, you explorers. Blissfully unaware of all the dangers the jungle possesses.†Gullas, shocked by the unexpected voice, yet not seriously surprised.
“I guess you’re here to kill me, huh? I’m not going down without a fight!†Gullas threw his entire supply of posion berries at his enemy. “Hah, now you’re poisoned!â€
The figure stared at Gullas, “You don’t do this often, do you?â€
Gullas the local is dead
—
Kitty had returned from her outing “Woo, I’m glad I went out there, so peaceful in the jungle.â€
Unwarned, Kitty was jumped by an attacker, Kitty tried to defend herself, but she was overpowered, and knocked off the edge of the boat. “Hey! That was awfully rude, you know!†Kitty looked up, the shadow was gone. “Hm, that was odd. Maybe he was just in a rush to get past.â€
“Nope, completely intentional.†Kitty’s attacker, now holding a gun, “Any last requests?â€
“How about you don’t kill me?†Kitty pleaded
“I’ll see what I can do†The attacker fired the gun. “Oops, I guess I couldn’t do that for you!
Kitty17 the velociraptor is dead.
—
Gillespie, after escaping death, was hot on the trail of the hunter, “You might as well give up now, Hunter, it’s over!†Gillespie gave
“No! Stay away from me!â€
“I’m going to Ge—hey wait, since when was there quick sand in jungles?†Gillespie had been lead straight in to quicksand “Oh…Crap…Where did the hunter go?!†Sinking further in, he could not bother with finding the person he was chasing
He frantically grabbed on to anything he could reach, only sinking further. As he desperately clung on to a nearby tree as he had nearly been completely swallowed, a swarm of bees fled from the tree. “This is just not my lucky day…â€
Gullespie the T-Rex is dead!
—
Meanwhile the Pterosaur was hard at work “Today, I’ll call a hit on—“
“Excuse me? You want me to call a hit on hyphen?â€
“Oh no sorry, that was just so the readers couldn’t see it.â€
(Again, no clues in the above pterosaur thingy)
Night 2 has ended.
Day 3 has begun!
Call your double lynch now if you want one, Product Placement. (I may also be leaving now, so you’ll all have to make do without me for a while. :( )
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Niccea
at 3:47PM, June 16, 2009
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kitty17
at 3:49PM, June 16, 2009
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ParkerFarker
at 3:50PM, June 16, 2009

“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Niccea
at 3:52PM, June 16, 2009
I have an announcement to make:
Dinos are a bunch of poo-poo heads.
Dinos are a bunch of poo-poo heads.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 3:53PM, June 16, 2009
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GarBonzo Bean
at 3:58PM, June 16, 2009
Since kitty17 turned out to be a dinosaur (and all the dinos know each other) then I think we should be suspicious of those people who vote for aqua or anyone else the other day
If its popsicle, its possible!
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Gillespie
at 4:02PM, June 16, 2009
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kitty17
at 4:05PM, June 16, 2009
Niccea
I have an announcement to make:
Dinos are a bunch of poo-poo heads.
Heeeeeey…nuh uh D:
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