Rengishi
I fear

Product Placement ,gullas ,and harkovast

…could be mafia..and at least one of them must be

Product Placement
What I don't understand is why am I always on everyone suspect list?

Someone
Futurama spoofs this trope in a rare scene during the credits: a scientist declares that he's “combined the DNA of the world's most evil animals (a Lion, Scorpion, and Shark) to make the most evil creature of them all.” A human then emerges from some sort of cloning tube, and just in case that's too subtle, declares, “It turns out it's man” in the most undramatic and dull way possible, just to parody the ham handedness of the way the point is often made by other shows.

Someone
Man what a shitty game. Why did I come back?

the2ndredbaron
I still think it is about the weapons.

Someone
and to that end had gathered all of the deadliest creatures on the planet and spliced their DNA into a single creature

Mister Kent
That could be - the weapons are very likely clues, but I'm going to have to dig through the comics to figure it out.

Someone
and to that end had gathered all of the deadliest creatures on the planet and spliced their DNA into a single creature

Perhaps this “animal” thing is a clue - we have several people with animals in their names: Kitty17, GiantPinkWalrus, TheFlyingGreenMonkey, Skoolmunkee, Catcatdragoo

It's not a concrete lead, but it's a new vein of investigation

Someone
There's a reason he bears the name gullas the impaler today.

Someone
Perhaps this “animal” thing is a clue - we have several people with animals in their names: Kitty17, GiantPinkWalrus, TheFlyingGreenMonkey, Skoolmunkee, Catcatdragoo

Someone
That's why I latched onto the animal thing, which admittedly could be arbitrary, but it seemed a valuable observation

Prank

Someone
There's a reason he bears the name gullas the impaler today.

Would it have anything to do with curling irons or other things with a “piercing” nature?

Someone
Perhaps this “animal” thing is a clue - we have several people with animals in their names: Kitty17, GiantPinkWalrus, TheFlyingGreenMonkey, Skoolmunkee, Catcatdragoo

Someone
That's why I latched onto the animal thing, which admittedly could be arbitrary, but it seemed a valuable observation

I think you're on to something but you missed one detail. The killer is a guy.

But the assassin wasn't finished. He snatched the now red hot curling iron from Humorman's slacking hand and drove it deep into his victim's eye. With an agonized scream, Humorman collapsed as the assassin retrieved his knife and delivered a killing blow.

So it can't be Kitty17, Skoolmunkee, or Catcatdragoo. That leaves Walrus and TheFlyingGreenMonkey and Walruses aren't really evil animals, they only have huge penises. That leaves TheFlyingGreenMonkey, Monkey being the closest relative to man. Green is usually a color associated to vileness and in other words general evil, and flying references the the evil flying monkeys in the wizard of oz. The whole thing vaguely reminds me of the monkey in Allegro Non Troppo;

Eventually it does, and begins to change shape into a variety of fantastic creatures, colorfully mirroring Earth's own evolution. The creatures continue to march to an unseen objective, constantly in the same direction, sometimes in conflict with each other along the way, but all going absolutely straight forward except for the monkey in the film, which tends to kill other creatures. The monkey is seen learning to adapt with fur, boats, clubs, and eventually fire, all obtained at the expense of the other creatures. The creatures, now looking much like dinosaurs, pass by the Egyptian Pyramids, a looming crucifix, and an already-fought 20th century battlefield, all forcing the creatures to gaze in wonder for a moment before continuing on. Finally, as the piece reaches its amazingly loud climax, the creatures are all destroyed by skyscrapers coming up from the ground suddenly, followed by a looming human above them all. The human's face crumbles though it were made of stone to reveal the monkey inside, having conquered all the other creatures.

Taking all of this into account…

THE CRIMINAL IS YOU, TheFlyingGreenMonkey

Prank
I still stand by my accusation. The detective can ask to confirm this before we do something drastic and lynch a innocent guy, no?

Prank
Nah, think of the faulty intel as a search warrant for drugs. The warrant WAS faulty, but I still found the evidence of drugs.

leaderofstars

Prank
Nah, think of the faulty intel as a search warrant for drugs. The warrant WAS faulty, but I still found the evidence of drugs.

when the “drugs” turn out to be sugar and dry leaves your face will be red

Prank

leaderofstars

Prank
Nah, think of the faulty intel as a search warrant for drugs. The warrant WAS faulty, but I still found the evidence of drugs.

when the “drugs” turn out to be sugar and dry leaves your face will be red

Aha, but I found the evidence of drugs. Not drugs.