Mafia XLV: Return to Townstonia
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I Am The 1337 Master
But out of all people not playing I should have been the most important.
That title goes to ayesinback, who has officially been meddling in the game more than half the people technically playing.
Also, she liked my picture. :D Hurrr….
“No one can go back to start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending,” Maria Ross.
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Ally Haert
I Am The 1337 Master
But out of all people not playing I should have been the most important.
That title goes to ayesinback, who has officially been meddling in the game more than half the people technically playing.
Also, she liked my picture. :D Hurrr….
curses…foiled again.
oh well.
…die already.
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I'd like to take this moment to make a case for my continued ressurection. YOU know you need to use up those revives if we're going to flesh out the good guys. I know I'ma be dead here real soon.
Win-win.
Just sayin'.
“No one can go back to start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending,” Maria Ross.
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Salsa
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Night 2
A little theme music…
Ally trod lightly down the passage that Blindsk had been killed in the night before. She missed the Gnomish illusion, but managed to dodge the Dwarven axes. The Elven blade, however, slipped quietly through her ribs.
“Guess I need to work on the placement of my traps,” growled the grizzly trap master.
Ally Haert didn't get lucky this time.
——-
Zeph was washing the Gorgons as the Dark Lord had told him. Muttering and cursing his luck, and his lord, the entire time. Even if he had been looking at it, he would have been hard pressed to notice the shadow that flitted into the bath chamber.
“I have a message for you,” said the figure.
“AH, tell that sack of bullocks to sit on a soddin' pike!” shouted Zeph not noticing the voice did not come from the doorway.
A short sword's point flashed white and appeared in Zeph's chest.
“'May the Nine Hells sear your flesh,'” whispered the figure.
Zeph, fighting for consciousness elbowed his attacker in the stomach. The sword pulled free of his back when the blow struck home. He grabbed the dazed assailant by his cloak and pulled him within inches of his snarling face.
“Then I'll see you there.”
The blow from Zeph's forehead knocked out the other. Soon, he appeared before the Fiery Gates.
Zeph died in Battle
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“Opaque, like the cloud covered sky,
My heart and mind…”
“Who are you?!” Screamed TFGM at the black clad warrior before him. The spear in its hand twirled, flashing in the gloom.
“Opaque like the frost on the window,
My heart and mind…”
TFGM ran deeper into the yawning caverns. The mounds of rock like the teeth of some long dead beast. The passageways like the throat of some monster. Hours he ran. Finally, he stopped clutching his heaving chest, gasping for breath.
“Opaque, opaque l-like…”
HOW! His mind screamed.
“O-opaque l-l-like b-bl–”
The twirling stopped, the spearhead pointed at TFGM's chest.
“Opaque like blood,” the warrior said as red eye's gleamed and its smile spread wickedly over its unseen face.
Then,
The spear plunged in.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey breathes no more.
——-
Harkovast was busy muttering his usual ramblings and ravings when a fearsome creature appeared behind him. Floating off the ground, it appeared as a bird in flight as it sped to its target.
Harkovast has been paralyzed by the Beholder.
——-
A man, quite small for his position, found TFGM's corpse.
“Well, damn.”
——-
Across the dungeon, a chaotically moving man hunted for his prey. The wicked knife he had plucked Mettaur's heart out with was in his strong hand. His stutter-stop movements brought him to his target at last. He plunged in, thirsting for more blood than a whole village could provide. A flash of light blinded him as he reached for the kill.
His prey was gone.
——-
Far away, the wizard prepared his enchantments.
Day 3
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“No one can go back to start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending,” Maria Ross.
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Question, why do people go crazy over facebook games?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Salsa
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Easy to grasp, don't have to install anything, you can paly with or against your friends.
I would cite Tetris, but Tetris is on another level, simple, elegant, more addicting than any fifteen narcotics you care to name.
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A lot of people died last night, including the “unkillable” Ally Haert.
Time to dig a Mass Grave! Come on everybody! Grab yo' shovels!
Hide yo' Chaos Priests, hide yo' adventurers! ‘Cause they killin’ e'ery body out there!
As for who killed this multitude of bodies… Well… Whoever killed Mettaur last night failed to kill again (Damn that figure in chaotic clothing) And as for Zeph's, TFGM's and Ally's killers…
If you would nicely step forward, I will give you this plate of freshly made cookies.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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Was certainly a bloody night.
…really wish I knew who was who, though. Would tell us in what direction we were going.
Those were my two cents.
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Yeah its really difficult to figure out what's going on without any of the roles revealed, we only really know blindsk's role for sure, but you know, he's kinda in the mass grave too.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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Has anyone seen HArk? he seems to be a bit inactive of late.
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Well, it is hard to type when paralyzed.
“No one can go back to start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending,” Maria Ross.
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he showed up for about five minutes between nights somewhere. i'm pretty sure i remember hark stirrings.
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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well, he hasn't voted or posted since day one. I'm thinking that if I don't hear from him, or TFGM for that matter, the day after his paralysis is over I'm going to eject him.
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Salsa
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oh and send in your votes!
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I would like to give Ally the title, The Turd That Just Won't Flush, but Hark already has that.
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He he. Therealtj kept killing him and Hakoshen kept reviving him.
Those were my two cents.
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Salsa
Has anyone seen HArk? he seems to be a bit inactive of late.
Perhaps he's the inactive Shaman?
So guys… Who we gonna lynch no that Ally's dead?
Clue
OpaqueOpaqueOpaqueOpaque
Rokulily?Or is that too obvious?
Also, I'd just like to take this moment to say that my theory was completely wrong. Ally can't be a chaos priest or else she wouldn't have died last night. Therefore, she was an adventurer.
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Ally Haert
OnlyFoolsAndVikings
If you would nicely step forward, I will give you this plate of freshly made cookies.
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Zeph
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Hmm… well it appears I do not need my spleen anymore.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft
Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Zeph
Hmm… well it appears I do not need my spleen anymore. finally paul has been slain
and the peasents rejoiced
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@Roku
WHO ME?
COULDN'T BE!!!
…I found them.
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings
WHO ME?
COULDN'T BE!!!
…I found them.
… the mystery continues…
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of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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Salsa
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nice. things.
Who cares about nice things! I'm gunning for the World!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
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meanwhile…
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings
And as for Zeph's, TFGM's and Ally's killers…
Ally wasn't killed, she attacked the trapmaster and got trapped, and it doesn't really matter who they are since they're on our side anyway. (unless the other witch targets them).
BTW, rokulily, I totally accused you of murder a while back, you're supposed to be denying it.
Also, who are we lynching? Are we lynching Hark?
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BffSatan
OnlyFoolsAndVikings
And as for Zeph's, TFGM's and Ally's killers…
Ally wasn't killed, she attacked the trapmaster and got trapped, and it doesn't really matter who they are since they're on our side anyway. (unless the other witch targets them).
..didn't the narration say that she was stabbed by an elven blade and therefore dead?
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Clue
Floating off the ground, it appeared as a bird in flight as it sped to its target
I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's a reference to Seventy2, or just some very nice prose…
of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I STROKE MY MOUSTACHE IN A SUGGESTIVE MANNER!
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OnlyFoolsAndVikings
..didn't the narration say that she was stabbed by an elven blade and therefore dead?
The trap masters thing seems to be using weopons as traps. Blindsk was killed by a bunch of axes, and ally was killed by an elven blade. I suppose they're meant to be activated by a pressure plate, or trip wire, or something.
clue
“Guess I need to work on the placement of my traps,” growled the grizzly trap master.
Oh and by the way guys, in case you needed a refresher on past events.
harkovast
It was me.
I did it.
And I would do it again!
BWAHAHAH!
That's the last thing Harkovast said.
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