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Mettaur
at 2:40PM, March 17, 2010
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Hell, I gotta good execution, and a great tombstone. Can't say I regret much, cept I wish I had drunken sum more booze, but that's about it. What, you expected bigger regrets? I'm just gunna come back to life anyways, no need to make a big deal about how things are up here. So, I'll still be in touch, but I guess It's no more killin fer me! Well…see you all when this is over! Yeeeehaaw!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur
at 3:33PM, March 17, 2010
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But Ninja, while I'm gone could you find something the kid is good at? Maybe he isn't the best with small guns, so how about…. Energy Weapons? But if Joanna ain't able to teach him, I guess he could learn Sneak. (Yeah, my taunting usually get people angry enough to try and prove me wrong.)
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Product Placement
at 5:09PM, March 17, 2010
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Oh goody. The image thing has been resolved and I can finally put up the avatar I was planing on using once I found out that my only contribute as a player in DD mafia was to be a moving target, yet again.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
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If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Mettaur
at 5:14PM, March 17, 2010
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Sorry bout that, I was jus- *hic*, jusd followin ma orders. Plus, you were tha crazy killing dude!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 5:52PM, March 17, 2010
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*sigh* You know burying my bud wasn't as fun as I thought'd be… where's them call girls with my whiskey? Also who's still alive? Undertakers been workin hard lately… specially with the pile o' people that went in last night. I should think there's only like 2-3 of them badlands left at most…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 6:08PM, March 17, 2010
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Hey everybody, I'm back! Yep, good to be back in heaven, feels kinda…homey. Anyways, here's the dead and alive list fer ya Ninja:
1. Seventy2
2. Rokulily
3. Randomdude Hired Gun Killed Night two
4. D_Dude
5. Kroatz Marshall Killed Night two
6. MettaurPardoner Hired Gun Lynched Day Three
7. Product PlacementPyscho Killed night one
8. Anthony Mercer
9. I am the l337 master
10.Niccea Marshall killed Night one
11.Same deputy Killed Night two
12.Harkovast Mad Miner lynched Day One
13.jninjashadow
14.TheFlyingGreenMonkeyMayor
15.PoorBoyBlues
16.Killerbob
1. Seventy2
2. Rokulily
3. Randomdude Hired Gun Killed Night two
4. D_Dude
5. Kroatz Marshall Killed Night two
6. MettaurPardoner Hired Gun Lynched Day Three
7. Product PlacementPyscho Killed night one
8. Anthony Mercer
9. I am the l337 master
10.Niccea Marshall killed Night one
11.Same deputy Killed Night two
12.Harkovast Mad Miner lynched Day One
13.jninjashadow
14.TheFlyingGreenMonkeyMayor
15.PoorBoyBlues
16.Killerbob
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur
at 6:08PM, March 17, 2010
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Well, been a while and no accepting of the challenge of teaching the kid, are Ninja and Joanna giving up on teaching the kid? Then what, can't just let him stay and mooch off without contributing, but can't be so heartless as to force him out of the store and let him die in the streets.
Ninja, I know how it feels, the depression. That is why I am giving you the password to the Big safe in the Vault, the one that contains….the holy liquor. It flows from a big fountain in the lobby of heaven, thought I'd put some away for safe keeping. I just kept on filling up containers until the safe was full. The password is: Lucy
Alright, time to see if they left my room the same as before.
Ninja, I know how it feels, the depression. That is why I am giving you the password to the Big safe in the Vault, the one that contains….the holy liquor. It flows from a big fountain in the lobby of heaven, thought I'd put some away for safe keeping. I just kept on filling up containers until the safe was full. The password is: Lucy
Alright, time to see if they left my room the same as before.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 6:48PM, March 17, 2010
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Mettaur
Ninja, I know how it feels, the depression. That is why I am giving you the password to the Big safe in the Vault, the one that contains….the holy liquor. It flows from a big fountain in the lobby of heaven, thought I'd put some away for safe keeping. I just kept on filling up containers until the safe was full.
Can't teach now, drinking.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 7:14PM, March 17, 2010
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Any of your friends that can help? I know you sent Joanna over once, but I don't want the kid to die…well, she is an excellent person with guns…if she promises not to do anything that will cripple him. But if she can't, anyone else that can help?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 7:19PM, March 17, 2010
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*GULP GULP* Hrmm what? Well… no, not really. Wait… maybe Jack the Grammar Ninja (it's like a grammar Nazi but more stealthy corrections)… but I'm not sure. The kid may turn out a bit touchy with words.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 7:22PM, March 17, 2010
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Naw, lets think combat first, then move into more passive skills. So, any fighting skills come to mind?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 7:38PM, March 17, 2010
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Do what shey did fer me, take him to sha woodsh an' shtrip him of all armur and weaponsh and tell ‘im dat ’e ain't comin' back till he bringffs da pelt of shumptain tough (I got a wolf on mah trip). Dat's de only way he hash got a chance of liffin…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 7:40PM, March 17, 2010
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Actually, I was just thinking of training him, and we don't have any woods…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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jninjashadow
at 7:45PM, March 17, 2010
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Mettaur
Actually, I was just thinking of training him, and we don't have any woods…
shupposh datsh a shet back… listen… ah, AH don't shtink I can talk to ghoshtsh right now… I can't even shee my own anyshing…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Niccea
at 8:07PM, March 17, 2010
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Git back in your grave, Met.
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jninjashadow
at 8:27PM, March 17, 2010
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OH LORD THE DEAD HAVE RISEN AND THEY'RE YELLING AT NE ANOTHER!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Mettaur
at 8:34PM, March 17, 2010
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Ah? Listen up here, you jus spoke out of yer own damn dirt nap, so I don't see hows you can tell me whats to do here. Besides, why stop?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur
at 8:59PM, March 17, 2010
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Alright, I guess we'll try that hunting thing, but he gets at least a baseball bat for his weapon. Okay then kid, your job is to bring us back a animal for dinner. No go and make us proud!
(Kid heads off)
Haha, how did Ninja convince me to send him out on this?
(A few hours later)
*Roaring noises, sounds like a bear*
(Mettaur peers down from his cloud)
What tha ‘ell? Is he still alive? Well, I guess Ninja’s method works after all…is that…Ninja? I think I found the kids talent…
(Kid heads off)
Haha, how did Ninja convince me to send him out on this?
(A few hours later)
*Roaring noises, sounds like a bear*
(Mettaur peers down from his cloud)
What tha ‘ell? Is he still alive? Well, I guess Ninja’s method works after all…is that…Ninja? I think I found the kids talent…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Kroatz
at 6:16AM, March 18, 2010
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I Kroatz, The god of blue pitchforks and checkered toenails command thee Mettaur to rest in thine grave!
NOW!
NOW!
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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Salsa
at 9:48AM, March 18, 2010
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Kinda bad that the dead are more active than the living. Where is everybody?
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 11:45AM, March 18, 2010
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Salsa
Kinda bad that the dead are more active than the living. Where is everybody?
Its called classes. I'm done with my first of the day. Next is political science :D
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rokulily
at 12:07PM, March 18, 2010
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Salsa
Kinda bad that the dead are more active than the living. Where is everybody?
i got some sleep and then was kidnapped by my friends… when you can be lifted off the ground it is easy for you to be kidnapped. the sun was out and they wants me to be more social but we mostly lurked behind a starbucks- which is suprisingly interesting.
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Salsa
at 12:26PM, March 18, 2010
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No more Night actions. Narration will be up shortly. Also sorry for slacking on the pictures. I promise to have them done by the end of the GM elections.
RAGE!
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Salsa
at 12:46PM, March 18, 2010
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Narration
Musty Bill was mad. Not the rip-roaring kinda mad, mind ya. He was the dangerous kinda mad and he had murder on the mind. And Jninja was on the list. Now, after last night, He had elected to remain mostly sober to keep up with his weapons.
“Ya know I guess killing my entire posse wasn't enough for ya. Now I'm going to have to start killing ya one by one.” said Musty Bill as he came up behind Jninja.
“Well, if you wan't to bet me, then you'll need,” jninja paused as he prepared to quick draw his bolter, and then he spun around opening fire, “MOAR DAKKA!!!”
Shells exploded and bullets whizzed by. It was a regular old shoot out, with automatic weapons. Then as suddenly as the fire fight started, it stopped. Both of them were out of ammo. Musty Bill pulled a bowie knife and jninja pulled his chain sword. They stood at a distance and stared each other for a long time.
A night breeze began to blow.
Jninja charged.
“ATTACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” was his warcry.
jninjashadow the gossiper has died in Glorious service to the Emperor
Night Three has come to a bloody end
Day Four dawns with a blood red sun
Lynch Votes
D_Dude: 5
TGFM
^His Mayorness
KillerBob
Secventy2
Anthony Mercer
Rokulily: 1
PoorBoyBlues
Seventy2: 1
D_Dude
Musty Bill was mad. Not the rip-roaring kinda mad, mind ya. He was the dangerous kinda mad and he had murder on the mind. And Jninja was on the list. Now, after last night, He had elected to remain mostly sober to keep up with his weapons.
“Ya know I guess killing my entire posse wasn't enough for ya. Now I'm going to have to start killing ya one by one.” said Musty Bill as he came up behind Jninja.
“Well, if you wan't to bet me, then you'll need,” jninja paused as he prepared to quick draw his bolter, and then he spun around opening fire, “MOAR DAKKA!!!”
Shells exploded and bullets whizzed by. It was a regular old shoot out, with automatic weapons. Then as suddenly as the fire fight started, it stopped. Both of them were out of ammo. Musty Bill pulled a bowie knife and jninja pulled his chain sword. They stood at a distance and stared each other for a long time.
A night breeze began to blow.
Jninja charged.
“ATTACKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” was his warcry.
jninjashadow the gossiper has died in Glorious service to the Emperor
Night Three has come to a bloody end
Day Four dawns with a blood red sun
Lynch Votes
D_Dude: 5
TGFM
^His Mayorness
KillerBob
Secventy2
Anthony Mercer
Rokulily: 1
PoorBoyBlues
Seventy2: 1
D_Dude
RAGE!
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D_Dude
at 1:36PM, March 18, 2010
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NarrationBest way to go.
jninjashadow the gossiper has died in Glorious service to the Emperor
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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Kroatz
at 2:03PM, March 18, 2010
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D_DudeNarrationBest way to go.
jninjashadow the gossiper has died in Glorious service to the Emperor
Word.
The feeling you get, right before you poop.
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
That's the best feeling in the world.
- Albert Einstein
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 2:05PM, March 18, 2010
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D_DudeIndeed it is.NarrationBest way to go.
jninjashadow the gossiper has died in Glorious service to the Emperor
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jninjashadow
at 2:08PM, March 18, 2010
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TheFlyingGreenMonkeyThough I'm dead, I conquer.D_DudeIndeed it is.NarrationBest way to go.
jninjashadow the gossiper has died in Glorious service to the Emperor
… AVENGE ME!!
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:09PM
Mettaur
at 2:13PM, March 18, 2010
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You died with honor, and really, that's all that matters in the end. Good job.
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:00PM
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 2:57PM, March 18, 2010
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jninjashadowDon't worry I'm a good avenger. Just ask Kitty or Salsa :3TheFlyingGreenMonkeyThough I'm dead, I conquer.D_DudeIndeed it is.NarrationBest way to go.
jninjashadow the gossiper has died in Glorious service to the Emperor
… AVENGE ME!!
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