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Mafia XXIV WILD WILD WEST
seventy2 at 4:20PM, March 18, 2010
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the wierd afternoon schedule has me not being as active as normal…
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:38PM, March 18, 2010
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I'm just not being active cause I'm lazy and we're burning through pages.

I should actually vote today! And make my vote public!

I vote for Roku!!!

And hell with it! Let's announce my role!

I'm the veteran (tracker)!!!

I feel very giving today.

And I'll probably miss the rest of this because I can't even concentrate on my life outside this computer let alone on.


And to Mettaur: My name is "I am the 1337 master" the 1's not an l. :D Even though it's the same thing…

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Mettaur at 6:43PM, March 18, 2010
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Hey everybody, Mettaur here. Now, you may be concerned that the Loot & Hooch will be closed until the return of me and Ninja, but the Loot & Hooch will still be open before we get back! We are using a fully automated robot staff. Top notch models, and we have almost every single type of item that exists out there in the wastes! We even sell Robots! The kid that Ninja brought in, he will park your animals for you when you arrive at the store. He also is in charge of finding stuff when the robots can't, so if you need his help we made him a house out of a bombed out family home. I think we did an excellent job, seeing as he has electricity and plumbing. But anyways, the Loot & Hooch, we have all the loot you need, and even more hooch!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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PoorBoyBlues at 6:46PM, March 18, 2010
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I Am The 1337 Master
I vote for Roku!!!
Are there any clues that poi…you know what to hell with clues it isn't me so I'm good.
Roses are red, Violents blue but I can't afford ethier cause I have those poor boy blues.
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Salsa at 7:05PM, March 18, 2010
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Just a reminder, Unless you PQ me it doesn't count.
RAGE!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:37PM, March 18, 2010
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Salsa
Lynch Votes

D_Dude: 3
TGFM
^His Mayorness
KillerBob

Rokulily: 1
PoorBoyBlues

Why the hell are we three the only ones who vote? Are the rest of you guys praticing your right to not vote?

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jninjashadow at 10:38PM, March 18, 2010
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Salsa
Lynch Votes

D_Dude: 3
TGFM
^His Mayorness
KillerBob

Rokulily: 1
PoorBoyBlues

Why the hell are we three the only ones who vote? Are the rest of you guys praticing your right to not vote?
Maybe they're all depressed over my death? After all what kind of town can stay standing after the death of its drunk?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 11:00PM, March 18, 2010
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jninjashadow
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Salsa
Lynch Votes

D_Dude: 3
TGFM
^His Mayorness
KillerBob

Rokulily: 1
PoorBoyBlues

Why the hell are we three the only ones who vote? Are the rest of you guys praticing your right to not vote?
Maybe they're all depressed over my death? After all what kind of town can stay standing after the death of its drunk?
But the town still has its minister of cuteness/baker riding a unicorn, and its fun loving adorable Mayor. That should be good enough.

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Randomdudeperson at 12:57AM, March 19, 2010
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
jninjashadow
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Salsa
Lynch Votes

D_Dude: 3
TGFM
^His Mayorness
KillerBob

Rokulily: 1
PoorBoyBlues

Why the hell are we three the only ones who vote? Are the rest of you guys praticing your right to not vote?
Maybe they're all depressed over my death? After all what kind of town can stay standing after the death of its drunk?
But the town still has its minister of cuteness/baker riding a unicorn, and its fun loving adorable Mayor. That should be good enough.

I want a picture of this now.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 1:38AM, March 19, 2010
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Randomdudeperson
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
jninjashadow
TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Salsa
Lynch Votes

D_Dude: 3
TGFM
^His Mayorness
KillerBob

Rokulily: 1
PoorBoyBlues

Why the hell are we three the only ones who vote? Are the rest of you guys praticing your right to not vote?
Maybe they're all depressed over my death? After all what kind of town can stay standing after the death of its drunk?
But the town still has its minister of cuteness/baker riding a unicorn, and its fun loving adorable Mayor. That should be good enough.

I want a picture of this now.
A “please” would be nice.

I see DrunkDuck is still bugging with upload files D:<

Here is it from photobucket.

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I Am The 1337 Master at 3:18AM, March 19, 2010
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I always just miss the things because I stay after school till past the election time and fight my siblings for the computer.
Man, little brothers bite hard!


Kill roku.
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D_Dude at 5:08AM, March 19, 2010
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Why are people voting for me? I never did anything criminal. Except for stealing that one cow… and those sheep… and robbing the bank next town over…
But other than that I'm as innocent as the day I was born.
It's a conspiracy I tell you! A conspiracy!
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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rokulily at 6:40AM, March 19, 2010
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well, time to solve a crime.

okay! mustybill sightings!

night 1 - ‘getting on his nerves in real life wasn’t enough.' matches with ‘my insults in real life wasn’t good enough.'
night 2 - ‘rot in his head’ matches with ‘rot in my noggin.’

so, who is he?
poorboyblues.

i now somehow have a kid and a hooch bar to look after now… he… keeps bringing me dead animal carcasses… kinda creepy
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jninjashadow at 7:24AM, March 19, 2010
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rokulily
he… keeps bringing me dead animal carcasses… kinda creepy
That's a gift. It means he likes you! Or he's gunna kill you… I suggest y'all keep an eye on ‘im, I think my “training” messed him up in th’ head…
rokulily

night 1 - ‘getting on his nerves in real life wasn’t enough.' matches with ‘my insults in real life wasn’t good enough.'
night 2 - ‘rot in his head’ matches with ‘rot in my noggin.’

Not to mention, Blues was acting suspicious, and seems lika kinda quiet thinker, the type to speak poeticly, but logicly, Like Musty Bill did!

But hey, I could be wrong, after all I'm dead. Very, VERY dead. Cadavarific one could say….
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Salsa at 8:30AM, March 19, 2010
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Hey Jninja, Um your dead, so you can't solve the clues, sorry bud.
RAGE!
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I Am The 1337 Master at 8:31AM, March 19, 2010
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1337 is campaigning for everyone to kill roku!

thanks and get her dead.
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jninjashadow at 12:11PM, March 19, 2010
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Salsa
Hey Jninja, Um your dead, so you can't solve the clues, sorry bud.

terribly sorry chap, but I figured since all the other dead buggers were still chattering about, I would be a helpful dead, and because Roku so generously decided to take care of my and Metts earth doings, I'd be a Grateful dead…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 12:27PM, March 19, 2010
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jninjashadow
rokulily
he… keeps bringing me dead animal carcasses… kinda creepy
That's a gift. It means he likes you! Or he's gunna kill you… I suggest y'all keep an eye on ‘im, I think my “training” messed him up in th’ head…
rokulily

night 1 - ‘getting on his nerves in real life wasn’t enough.' matches with ‘my insults in real life wasn’t good enough.'
night 2 - ‘rot in his head’ matches with ‘rot in my noggin.’

Not to mention, Blues was acting suspicious, and seems lika kinda quiet thinker, the type to speak poeticly, but logicly, Like Musty Bill did!

But hey, I could be wrong, after all I'm dead. Very, VERY dead. Cadavarific one could say….

Dude I clearly told you, you were not allowed to dead talk and what do you do?

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I Am The 1337 Master at 12:27PM, March 19, 2010
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no…noNO-NO
please don't bring them into this!!! AAAGH! HIPPIES!!! ATTACKING!!! AAAGH!

…well…


and you can talk when dead but not help people.
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Salsa at 12:35PM, March 19, 2010
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No more Votes. Narrative will be up shortly.
RAGE!
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Salsa at 12:55PM, March 19, 2010
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Narration

D_Dude was enjoying a quiet day at home. Most of the Badland Gang was dead and he was sure that Musty Bill would shortly share their state of being. A knock on his door caused him to spill hot tea all over his fancy robe.

“Coming, coming!” D_Dude called to the door as he found a fresh robe.

D_Dude opened the door and was surprised to see half of what was left of the town at his door.

“D_Dude, You are found guilty of being too fancy to be in a Wild Wild West setting. Your sentence is death by hanging.”

“But, your haven't even rebuilt the gallows yet. How are you going to hang me?”

“LOGIC IS HERESY!” interrupted jninja's corpse.

“Hmm, D_Dude has a point,” mused TFGM, “Oh well, no lynching today.”

“I should think not,” said D_Dude, “Good day.”

The mob came back ten minutes later dug under D_Dude's house and placed enough gunpowder to blow Fort Knox to smithereens. A fuse was lit and…



D_Dude the townie has been killed deader than the deadest of the deadest dead





Day Four goes out with a bang
Night Four is in like a lamb
RAGE!
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Mettaur at 2:14PM, March 19, 2010
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So, you killed a dude for being fancy? That doesn't make no sense…eh, I guess when you panic you don't see much need fer logic.

Also, Rokulily, he's…bringing you dead animals? His skill was that all the animals he would meet was friendly to 'em…Ninja, exactly what did your training to to him?
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Mettaur at 3:21PM, March 19, 2010
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And Roku, you aren't in charge of the bar, you're in charge of the store. Don't worry, I got Sentry Bots everywhere to make sure you're safe, and the bots handle numbers and stuff. Just make sure to handle it well, and I'll PQ you the password to my guns and ammo room in-case something happens. All you have to do is make sure the bots don't malfunction, keep the store going, possibly kill any raiders that try to loot the place, and bake some cookies for me and Ninja when we get back.

@ Same: Alright, I'll remember to do that from now on. But still, it feels like I'm the only one talking here, ya get kinda bored…
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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same at 4:06PM, March 19, 2010
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Use the edit button if youre gonna do that much double posting
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I Am The 1337 Master at 4:16PM, March 19, 2010
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be nice


What'd I tell you? Someone kill Roku!!!

ARGGH!!!!
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seventy2 at 5:41PM, March 19, 2010
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I'm going to follow rokulily this time.

the blue guy it is!
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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same at 6:12PM, March 19, 2010
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Dont mean that in a bad way. Just trying to minimize double posts. Also theres plenty more to do around the site to help your boredom. Read some comics, comment on them, different topics in the forum, plan the next mafia pirates vs ninjas? etc…
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Mettaur at 6:18PM, March 19, 2010
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Uh-oh, 1337 looks a tad mad Roku, might want to keep that Plasma Rifle at the ready. And I insist you take at least four Protectrons out of our back-up robots. And move your location to the Nuke Bunker. Seriously, nothing is more dangerous than the goddamn batman, when he's gone insane and is randomly accusing people. Also, thanks to all that voted on Forum Fighters, check it out to see if your contestant won!
Been years since I was here. I've been at rehab since. So uh. Yknow, things got interesting.
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Niccea at 7:43PM, March 19, 2010
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Salsa and I are duking it out if FS5. Check us out on the way to TFGM vs. Product Placement.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 8:16PM, March 19, 2010
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Niccea
Salsa and I are duking it out if FS5. Check us out on the way to TFGM vs. Product Placement.
What really? Man I have to check this out!

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