I'm running, vote for me, the one statistically best to put in office. Based on the fact I've killed no one in my whole mafia career

Seriously, vote for me. It's what's best for Townston, and Chester. Plus happy hour at the Loot N' Hooch.
…
I'm wearing a hat.

Ninja would absolutely be my choice of pardoner. Will you spare the puppy if pardoner?

Mettaur
Ninja would absolutely be my choice of pardoner. Will you spare the puppy if pardoner?

That would all depend on my level of rage and alcohol

Well it looks like old tfgm has some tough compition. But I will become pardoner or mayor! Crocty is back I can't afford to go unprotected. Also Ni are you going to make me an avi? :3 Or are you to busy T.T

I can guarentte that if I get elected to office, your alcohol levels will be much higher than usual. After all, Civil War general were best when drunk, correct?

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
Well it looks like old tfgm has some tough compition. But I will become pardoner or mayor! Crocty is back I can't afford to go unprotected. Also Ni are you going to make me an avi? :3 Or are you to busy T.T

Shh. Don't say my name out loud. I'm at work. If you are a good boy I'll make you one when I get my fightsplosion page made tomorrow.

Speaking of which. I only have 8 days of my free photoshop trial. If you want any changes done to the map. Speak now or wait until I actually buy it.

I don't normally run or ask for much, but I've played quite a few traditional-style Mafia games and I'm qualified. I'd really like to be the pardoner this time.

I've read the comics of nearly every player, familiarized myself with the profiles, have prior experience with Niccea's clues, have already drawn pictures for some of you, and am innocent this time.

I believe that, rather than morals or fairness, the most important thing in a game is winning at any cost; victory is paramount. I remain fiercely loyal to my own side, the townie side this time, and provided I am granted the power to do so will aid in the brutal annihilation of the opposition with neither mercy nor regret.

I shall be the sexiest of pardoners as I crush my enemies from the back of my mighty war panda. There is really no denying it.

Screw it. Im not running anymore. I know i won't win.

Hey, niccea, can you squeeze the Loot N' Hooch somewhere?

I decided to run, hell practice is practice.

Right my speech.

“People of Townston, I know that that psycho-path ahs steered you into war, several others have dragged you down dark dank 1940's cities, hell one even ripped open a wurmhole to other dimensions and time periods. But I Zeph, will guide you in the noble fight against the mafia, these hoodlums will not plague our streets, I will act quickly and justly so that the people of townston may sleep safely at night, I will not be giving bribes, for that is a corrupt politician's way into office. No instead, I stand before you, as a simple man, offering my services to you fine townies. Also I think my picture turned out pretty good.”

Best I could for a picture of myself.

Also, as for my qualifications, I like to play RTS', real time strategy, as my last game suggests I like to use strategy over mindlessly killing things.

I already asked her myself, thought you might want it there. Looking out for ya, I think that deserves a vote.

I have never killed a townie. ever. in my entire 3-5 games.

Vote for me. I guarantee that the Mafia will die horrible deaths!
And I am very sophisticated.

same
Screw it. Im not running anymore. I know i won't win.

In that case, then, fall in with my special brand of heartless charisma and vooooote Ochi! <3

I want to be pardoner, not mayor, because if we end up with a mafia mayor I want to stand in the way and prevent unnecessary lynches. It's a better tactical position for someone of the townie persuasion.

Mettaur
I already asked her myself, thought you might want it there. Looking out for ya, I think that deserves a vote.

Well, if I vote for you, that is one less vote for Chester's life. You don't want me to kill a puppy do you? Remember people, I wanna kill the mob, not puppies. But I'm also a man of my word. Vote Jninja for an honest candidate… and by honest I mean ne who sucks at any evil role and is therefore the safest choice.

Um…only two people have voted so far…

Just running so I could draw a crappy ass picture.

-knows he doesn't stand a chance-

jninjashadow

Mettaur
I already asked her myself, thought you might want it there. Looking out for ya, I think that deserves a vote.

Well, if I vote for you, that is one less vote for Chester's life. You don't want me to kill a puppy do you? Remember people, I wanna kill the mob, not puppies. But I'm also a man of my word. Vote Jninja for an honest candidate… and by honest I mean ne who sucks at any evil role and is therefore the safest choice.

Then I'll vote for you. That way it's even, and it's not as sad as having a vote for yourself.

Zeph, Ochi and jninja I just want to say all your posters are AMAZING!
panda warriors, bad ass goings on and threats of puppy death.
I especially like zephs poster having what looks to be a monster Hark face behind him!
I just scrolled and noticed awesome posters from mattaur and salsa too!

Wow! This is easily the highest poster standard I have ever seen.

But alas, I am still voting for TFGM.
Fan art talks, and I cant say no to bribes.
And no, I dont even feel a little bit guilty!

We count as voting for selves yes? Not all GM's do it…

harkovast
And no, I dont even feel a little bit guilty!

You never do.

jninjashadow
We count as voting for selves yes? Not all GM's do it…

As my teacher always said. Why the hell are you running if you aren't going to vote for yourself? The GM election is different. It is assumed that you would already vote for yourself or you would not be running.

Good to be sure.

You know what would be a great idea.

Voting for TheFlyingGreenMonkey.


I endorse the lad!

jninjashadow
Well, if I vote for you, that is one less vote for Chester's life. You don't want me to kill a puppy do you?

Well, we can't have that now can we?

Yeah, I'm not gonna compete against posters like that. I won't stand a chance.

All I have are my words so here's to me, trying to convince the lot of you.

You know my record. In office I can do allot of good. Outside of office I'm likely to be found dead in the street before the post election parties are over. Therefore in order for me to enjoy this game, I need the protection. The biggest factor to consider is the question, am I mafia or not? Well, you should also know my piss poor luck in getting a mafia/baddie role in this game. In fact, I think Mettaur now has been mafia more often then me and with +15 games on him, I'm having trouble figuring out how that's possible. I know that the detective is a very busy man/woman but s/he should be able to figure out my identity should s/he wish to check me out.

I'm don't consider myself very greedy. I don't run for office every single game like some people. But only when I'm willing to dedicate myself to do the best I can at office. I promise you that voting for me will not be a waste.

Also I'm a moderator. That has to count for something :P

but folks, i still have all the puppies.

Vote me, and I will not drop a bus full of mewling kittens into the crocodile pit. Consider that.

seventy2
but folks, i still have all the puppies.

And I still have a gun to one!

Meh never been mayor. And when I was the vigilante in Monkey's game, I worked well with PP in strategizing. I just run cause I've never been it. And its an excuse to practice my drawing.