After reading through about three or four previous pages, I have started to feel horribly bad for Crocty. Not only does he endlessly try to get into K.A.L.A-dan, but he endlessly fails at doing so.
The worst part was where he didn't even know Cowboy Bebop or FMA. Srsly. And I thought I was bad.
My advice: lurk for a while, watch a WHOLE LOT of anime, and I mean a WHOLE LOT, amongst which, but certainly not limited to: Fullmetal Alchemist, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Trigun, Hellsing Lucky Star, Elfen Lied and Berserk, to cover the basics, cram some movies in there (Spirited Away, at the very least, Urotsukidoji should have some funny effects on your brain…careful though), and then attempt tp join again. Because lets face it, you're making a huge ass of yourself.
Browse through this website, too…If anyone disagrees, please speak up now.
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School Rumble finished! Now I'm getting Popotan!