I promise you glory! What does Skoolmunkee have besides boobs and a totally rockin' ass (if she does I dont know but I assume so because she is sassssy!)?

Balls and the courage to use them! Bow before your new lord: Lefarce. A man with balls who demands respect. And if that respect is not showered upon him, he'll take it by force.



Archangel Tater My Salad says the following:

“~FARTZ~”


^Archangel Tater^

I demand that tribute be paid unto me, else my rule shall spread and I will bathe in the blood of my enemies. Oh glorious arterial showers! Glory be to Lefarce and may plagues be cast to our enemy and her minions. For they are fools who know not the lord's beauty. As he sits atop his thrown with his queen, Lady GaGa!





Does her beauty not stun you? Well back off buddy, she's mine!

And now a word from Archangel Tater my Salad:

“IN ULTIMATE FANTASTIC FOUR REED RICHARDS MADE THE OTHER THREE DRINK HIS PISS FOR THAT ALONE THE ULTIMATE UNIVERSE WILL FOREVER OWN”

ITS TIME FOR LORD LEFARCE TRU FACTS:

Lefarce is not only immune to fire, but also ice and any lightning spell that deals +5 damage or under, +6 and over if he rolls a ten! FACT
Lefarce has a temple made of weapons grade plutonium! FACT
Lefarce possibly has dyslexia! FACT
Lefarce stands at an impressive eight feet tall! FACT
Lefarce wears a petticoat made of orphan skin! FACT
Lefarce painted Washington Crossing the Delaware! FACT

And now more wise words from Archangel Tater my Salad:

“Are you a bad enough dude to rescue God?”

Well the answer is NO, for I am never in danger. I create harm and laugh at caution, and I make terror my bitch (and also Lady GaGa more on this later).

Now you may be wondering what all this awesome is for. I will grant wishes in this thread you see, provided you give me some form of flattery, and your undying loyalty. You can flatter me in the following ways:

- Feeding me the blood of virgins.
- Lavishing praise on me.
- Developing a method for which I may clone Lady Gaga (not sharing I jut want more more more)
- Telling me hilarious jokes so I may laugh at your feeble attempts at humor.

And now a break!



And now some rules!

RULE ONE: If you dont worship me than you shall be crushed
RULE TWO: Anyone who doesnt post in this thread is blacklisted and shall be hunted down, you have five minutes as of this posting.
RULE THREE: You must put “Servant to Lord Lefarce Overlord of Worlds and Destroyer of Generations” in your sig
RULE FOUR:

I think things are clear! Pay me tribute and I shall grant your desires! And to those who promise their faith to me - I PROMISE YOU GLORY!

Hmmm, you had me until the Lady Gaga bit.

Aww, Farce, you've made Hippie Van jealous.

The Crue boys are still free for the taking, right? Well then, I'm good.

Hippie Van
Hmmm, you had me until the Lady Gaga bit.

tl:dr

HAIL MUNKEE

balls you say!?
sign me up!

Skullbie
tl:dr

HAIL MUNKEE

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah

I wanna hold em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em let em hit me raise it baby stay with me, I love it
LoveGame intuition play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me, I love it
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning

Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

Also, pff, you spelled your own title wrong. :P

Hippie Van
Also, pff, you spelled your own title wrong. :P

Lefarce possibly has dyslexia! FACT

that's the joke

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

also…
rule 34

TheMidge28
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

Hey there sugar baby
Saw you twice at
the pop show
You taste just like glitter
Mixed with rock and roll
I like you a lot lot
Think you're really hot hot

I know you think
you're special
When we dance real crazy
Glam-aphonic,
electronic, disco baby
I like you a lot lot
All we want is hot hot

Boys boys boys
We like boys in cars
Boys boys boys
Buy us drinks in bars
Boys boys boys …
with hairspray and denim
Boys boys boys
We love them!

man, hard decisions…

This summer,

Munkee vs. Lefarce

Whoever wins, we lose.

Eirikr
This summer,

Munkee vs. Lefarce

Whoever wins, we lose.

Uh, need we forget my obvious edge? I crap gold and piss urine, buddy.


Wait… hrm.

I will worship whoever grants me superpowers… So far Lord Xenu, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Diego Armando Maradona have failed me…

Meow~

I don't think we need to be mutually exclusive do we? I mean can't someone worship both?

Anyway you guys are all invited to one of my parties. Oz the High Priest is in charge. They start at 9 and you have to be naked.

skoolmunkee
Anyway you guys are all invited to one of my parties. Oz the High Priest is in charge. They start at 9 and you have to be naked.

Lefarcians are allowed in, but we will snigger at them behind our naked hands, for we know their “god” to be a fraud.

Admission is $5. Unless you have a funky hat, then it's free.

ozoneocean
Unless you have a funky hat, then it's free.

Wooo! Will there be baked goods?

Betty Crocker cakes apparently.

ozoneocean
Betty Crocker cakes apparently.

Cakes made from a mix? What kind of religion is this?!

FEEL MY BLASPHEMOUS SWAMP ASS!

Dark Pascual
I will worship whoever grants me superpowers… So far Lord Xenu, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Diego Armando Maradona have failed me…

I grant thee the ability to form hilarious yet often underappreciated jokes!


Bah, so the foul bastards from their bastard cult are welcoming my nonexistent minions with open arms? Well then I shall welcome their breed with open arms! Open arms made out of deadly mustard gas!

How do you like them apples, Munkee? How say you?

And now another break.



Also you silly billy, Pit Face, my kingdom is made on farts, or need I quote the great Archangel Tater my Salad?

"WHOA BUDDY LOOK AT MY TEXT"

I've done some digging Farce. I know your real backers. Your last post was the clue I needed:

Farting Aimlessly In Libraries.

F.A.I.L.

Not cool man. Those guys are like Scientologists!

ppffttt, dont make me laugh, he of the Farce. my grandma could beat up yer archangel any day of the week….jerk.

skoolmunkee
I don't think we need to be mutually exclusive do we? I mean can't someone worship both?

Does that mean that you're starting a pantheon?

Skullbie
tl:dr

HAIL MUNKEE

Seconded.

Bocaj

Skullbie
tl:dr

HAIL MUNKEE

Seconded.

Your love is nothing I can't fight
Can't sleep with the man
Who dims my shine

I'm in the bedroom with tissues and when-
I know you're outside banging but I won't let you in
'Cause it's a hard life, with love in the world
And now my hard girl lovin' is like chewing on pearls

You got me wondering why I
I like it rough, I-I like it rough, I-I like it rough
You got me wondering why I
I like it rough, I-I like it rough, I-I like it rough

Won't go without my fix tonight
It's a little too rough
Prom girl wipes her tears with silver lines
And she can't get enough

I'm in the bedroom with tissues and when-
I know you're outside banging but I won't let you in
'Cause it's a hard life, with love in the world
And now my hard girl lovin' is like straightening curls

You got me wondering why I
I like it rough, I-I like it rough, I-I like it rough
You got me wondering why I
I like it rough, I-I like it rough, I-I like it rough

So how about those balls?