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Aeon at 10:34AM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Wish granted. You are surrounded by a nightmarish vacuum. It's very, very boring.

I wish for a sushi restaurant to open in my town.

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 1:16PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Granted, but the Sushi is the worst quality ever and you die of food poisoning.

I wish I could do anything.

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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LIZARD_B1TE at 2:02PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Granted. But people decide you're a terrible pervert and your life actually goes down hill faster than Michael Jackson's career. Great job, you sicko.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

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The mediocre one at 2:31PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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granted.
you die of mercury poisoning.

I wish I was…a bird.

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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LIZARD_B1TE at 2:45PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Granted. Now to get me some fried chicken.

I wish that I was psychic.

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The mediocre one at 5:05PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Granted, however the first thing you forseeing your forseeing yourself losing your powers.

I wish I was DANCING!

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 7:12PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Granted, but you dance so much, your legs fall off and you die of loss of blood.

I wish I was awesome like you :D

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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Mega Josh at 7:51PM, Nov. 15, 2006

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Granted. You have become an effin' horse.

I wish I was all-seeing.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:30AM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted, You can see everything: including the Ugly, fat girl in the changing room, which makes your head explode from the ugliness.

I wish I had a gundam.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Aeon at 8:37AM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted. A Gundam lands on top of you. *squish*

I wish I was the best comic artist in the whole world.

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Nightmare Zero at 10:09AM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted. You become a slave to your own creations…

I wish i had more wishes

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Brinx at 12:17PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted but you relize that too much is a bad thing.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 12:52PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted. While you are outside, a helicopter flies above you and drops a million dollars in stacks of 1 dollar bills on top of you. Not being able to escape, you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish this game was interrupted by a banana peel.

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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strong414bad at 1:18PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted. Every person in the entire forum slips on a banana peel and dies.

I wish I could fly.

Why hello there.

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The mediocre one at 3:02PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted, you fly…off of a cliff.

I wish I didn't have any homework.

Paper Mache Cataclysm

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:06PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted. Your homework comes to life and eats you.

I wish this wish was unable to ruined.

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 4:47PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted. It is not ruined: In fact, it turns out perfectly. Because it was so perfect, it becomes boring. You soon kill yourself because you are so bored.

I wish I become MAGIC :D

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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strong414bad at 5:39PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted. But your magic is too strong and you EXPLODE.

I wish I was awesome.

Why hello there.

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 7:47PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Wish granted. You are now Mike Awesome and break your neck while wrestling.

I wish the person below me had AIDS.

i will also like to know you the more

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 7:50PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted, but I spread it around the whole forum and everyone dies.

I wish I had the power to give rabies to anyone that I desire :D

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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ThatGuy at 10:11PM, Nov. 16, 2006

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Granted, but unfortunately, you activate this power whilst an official for the National Medical Thingy of Medicine is watching, and they pass this information onto a group of scientists who hire a Special Forces team to capture you so that they can perform wierd and unpleasant experiments to discover the source of your strange rabies-power.
eventually they give up, and just spend the next few decades beating you with baseball bats.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

“Dude… don't be that guy.”
~Socrates
“mmm, Marshmallow peeps”
~ThatGuy

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KarenB at 12:24AM, Nov. 17, 2006

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Granted. You know exactly what you're going on about all the time. However, everybody else is still clueless, and with your lack of communication skills you become alone and miserable.

I wish my room would clean itself.

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Nightmare Zero at 4:56AM, Nov. 17, 2006

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Granted, but as soon as you dirty it, the room kills you.

I wish I was friends With Rock Lee.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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strong414bad at 1:32PM, Nov. 17, 2006

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Granted. You are best friends with a rock named Lee. You become such a nerd that wverybody in the world gets a chance to bully you every day.

I wish I could dance.

Why hello there.

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 2:24PM, Nov. 17, 2006

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Wish Granted. You become so good you go on Dancing with the Stars with Osama Bin Laden. He kills you when you lose

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i will also like to know you the more

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KarenB at 4:30AM, Nov. 18, 2006

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Please play the game properly.

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Rich at 7:36AM, Nov. 18, 2006

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You didn't make a wish, so the mods bitchslap you for breaking the rules. You are now sad… :(

I wish I was a hot girl.

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strong414bad at 10:47AM, Nov. 18, 2006

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Granted. You turn into a girl and get teleported to the surface of the sun. You burn up and die.

I wish for food.

Why hello there.

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jgib99 at 11:27AM, Nov. 18, 2006

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You get your wish. But since you weren't specific about what type of food you wanted. You ended up with spinach. TONS OF SPINACH!!! Since there was no other food around (and you are really hungry), you eat the spinach. Then find out that its tainted and you die from E-coli poisoning.

I wish to have sex with a Bond girl.

Karen's Edge

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LIZARD_B1TE at 4:21PM, Nov. 18, 2006

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You do… Then Bond finds out. Sucks to be you.

I wish upon a star, because it makes no difference who you are, that that annoying kid at school would SHUT UP!

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