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luclucluc at 7:51PM, Nov. 29, 2006

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your bus drives off a cliff, good for you!

i wish i didn't have to get a root canal soon

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Mega Josh at 7:54PM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Granted, you lose all your teeth.

I wish there was somebody here who was as sexy as me.

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Master Jade at 8:45PM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Wish Granted. She is a sucubus and eats your soul.

I wish for less politics and more pie!

Less Politics more Pie!

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luclucluc at 8:54PM, Nov. 29, 2006

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granted. the world loses all order and the human race destroys itself.

i wish that i had an unlimited supply of skittles

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Master Jade at 9:55PM, Nov. 29, 2006

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Wish Granted. An endless stream of Skittles falls from the sky on you. Soon you are running from a constant hail of Skittles. After you make it in doors you are safe for a time. But the Skittles keep falling. After they bury your home town a group of army special forces troopers are dispatched in a expeirimental tunnleing transport to find and kill you in the hopes that this will save other towns from the ever expanding “Skittle flood”. Fourtunatly for your country they are sucsessfull. You however, are dead.

I wish everyone actualy DID what the Jesus, Moses, Mohamed, Bhuda, Etc, told them too.

Less Politics more Pie!

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Nightmare Zero at 8:27AM, Nov. 30, 2006

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Granted. But you don't live to see it.

I wish I could meet God without being dead or dieing.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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nerdsareinvading at 1:53PM, Nov. 30, 2006

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grNTED BUT THE BIBLE SAYS THAT NONE MAY LAY THEIR EYES UPON HIM, YOU TRY AND TURN TO STONE…

I WISH I DIDNT HAVE CAPS LOCK ON…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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luclucluc at 4:55PM, Nov. 30, 2006

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granted. the caps lock key turns itself off and flys up into your eye… don't ask…

i wish i wasn't so danged bored

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 5:48PM, Nov. 30, 2006

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granted, you always have something to do, so you do to much stuff and die of a heart attack at the age of *insert age**+1*

i wish …li;fhwergheruktheuklthwljybgkdjgfwehgfwekjrgthjbgkhjtlejyhrjklhjkwetrhkjfhtrjkl

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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deleted-byrequest-03 at 8:28PM, Nov. 30, 2006

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The genie gets mad and makes you explode.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

This year, school's full of BS!!!

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Nightmare Zero at 5:03AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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Granted, but you die before you can.

I wish for nothing.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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nerdsareinvading at 6:53AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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you say nothing but what is nothing? the genie destroys everything in existence so you cant have anything…

i wish that you didnt destroy all life as we know it…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Nightmare Zero at 8:26AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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Granted. the gene makes it so. But as a result, you get skewered on a pole.

I wish I wasn't grounded from my PS2.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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luclucluc at 8:50AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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granted. but now all your ps2 games suck more then a vacuum.

i wish i didn't have to make a wish

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:52AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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Granted, but you make one anyway, and somthing terrible happens to you.

I wish I had A myspace account.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Mimarin at 10:04AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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I don't even need to give you that for it to have gone wrong. The fact you wished for it means you lose.

I wish for a Giant space laser.

Of course you will. All intelligent beings dream. Nobody knows why.

Also, tell random people they are awsome! it helps!

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Nightmare Zero at 11:07AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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Granted. But it fries your ass brfore you can use it.

I wish that none of my othre wishes could go wrong.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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luclucluc at 11:52AM, Dec. 1, 2006

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granted. but this wish goes horribly wrong and kills you. and dead people can't make wishes!

i wish that i had a top hat!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Brinx at 6:31PM, Dec. 1, 2006

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Granted but the hats too small.

I wiah for a pet dragon.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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nerdsareinvading at 10:05PM, Dec. 1, 2006

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granted, ………, i got nothin'…summin bad happens get over it…yeah…

i wish brinx wasnt so dang…spritish…and…spritish…and, yeah…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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luclucluc at 10:46PM, Dec. 1, 2006

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granted, but soon after you make the wish, a hamster eats your liver.
don't ask…

i wish… for 1 dorito

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 10:45AM, Dec. 2, 2006

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granted that one dorito causes a whole armada of hamsters come and eat your liver…sell your spleen so you can buy a new liver…

i wish i had an armada of hamsters

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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luclucluc at 10:48AM, Dec. 2, 2006

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granted. but you forget to feed them and then they revolt and put a stick of dynamite in your ear… which blows up… making you die…

i wish that george bush was smart

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Brinx at 1:17PM, Dec. 2, 2006

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Granted but now everyone all over hates you for now they can't find reasons to make fun of him. Nice going.

I wish that I know all, see all, and just plain damn good at what I do.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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nerdsareinvading at 1:36PM, Dec. 2, 2006

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granted you become good at what you do…which is nothing!!!so youre good at nothing…and you die knowing that you were as pathetic as possible…

I WISH CAPS LOCK WAsnt right next to“A” SO WHENEVER I GO TO TYPE“a” it turns on or off…its so ANNOYING…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Master Jade at 3:22PM, Dec. 2, 2006

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Wish Granted. Now It is Right nEXT TO THe “E” SO evERYONe hits it EVen morE OFTen. Good job assholE!

I wish for The american flag to be color inverted and no one notices.

Less Politics more Pie!

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nerdsareinvading at 8:16PM, Dec. 2, 2006

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granted…but now the cAPS LOCK BUTTON IS NEXT TO THE “a” button AND NOW EVERYONE IS PO'ED at you great job @$$ WIPE

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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strong414bad at 12:07PM, Dec. 3, 2006

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Granted. Now there is nothing in the universe. You destroyed time.

I wish I had the power to stop time.

Why hello there.

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nerdsareinvading at 12:42PM, Dec. 3, 2006

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grANTED NOW TIME IS STOPPED AND NO ONE, NOR YOU, Can mAKE WISHES…all of humANITY IS RUINED THanks ALOT NOW Caps lock is next to“A” GREat job…

i wish people would stop putting cAPS LOCK NEXT TO “a” so i hit ALL THE TIME

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Master Jade at 2:25PM, Dec. 3, 2006

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Well they wont. Suck it up, ya pansy.

I wish I did not have to play this game anymore. Oh wait, I DONT HAVE TO!

Less Politics more Pie!

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