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luclucluc at 11:20AM, Dec. 11, 2006

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granted. but i then swap brains with you, and the mosquitos attack you because you are now in my body >:D

i wish that pluto would implode for some random reason

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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AQua_ng at 12:20PM, Dec. 11, 2006

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Congrats kiddo, you get to blow in Pluto. You have the honour of being the fuel for the implosion.

I wish the weekend would come.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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luclucluc at 12:32PM, Dec. 11, 2006

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granted. the weekend comes to your house and cuts you up real bad.

i wish people would stop making starwars jokes about my name :(

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Ozoneocean at 12:40PM, Dec. 11, 2006

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Congratulations, your wish has come true! Star Treck comes back on air again with the new Next Voyager Deep Space Enterprise Generation 9. In the first eppisode the Starship Finklestien is infested by a horrible bunch of tiny aliens that resemble dog crap and go by the name of “the Luclucluc”.
From then no one ever bothers with Starwars jokes about your name.

I wish music was good again :(

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luclucluc at 1:37PM, Dec. 11, 2006

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granted. the music is now so good that it defens you.

i wish i wasn't sick

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 6:05PM, Dec. 11, 2006

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i dont like your wish, so im going to respond to ozoneoceans wish…sorry =)

granted now that country music is back everyone still hates it, but its all that there is so everybody, save the few who like country music, kills themselves…

i wish other people liked country music i feel so alone in this big ol' world, save the majority of kentucky…and tennessee…maybe texas but they have the dallas cowboys…which makes them stupid…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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mechanical_lullaby at 2:38AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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Granted, now other people like country music, except for Texas who is pumped up on heavy metal and seaches for you for defying their beloved whatever team.

I don't like you not responding to luclucluc's wish, so I'm going to respond to it. :)

Granted, now you'll never be sick again and you'll live life day after day going through cities and states, leaving people wondering why you never got sick. They'll assume you're a witch, and you'll be beaten with rakes in a game called beat luclucluc with rakes for immortality and constant health. BTW, they thought you were immortal.

I wish for a big Drunk Duck party.

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AQua_ng at 6:50AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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Granted. The theme of the party is…gay sex. Yeah.

I wish for warm hands.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
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Nightmare Zero at 9:42AM, Dec. 12, 2006

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Granted, they're so warm they explode.

I wish for my chorus concert to be a sucess.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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luclucluc at 6:09PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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granted. they tell you not to be in it

i wish for something awesome

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 6:36PM, Dec. 12, 2006

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granted you get me…in bed…hey, waht can i say im awesome…in bed…

i wish i didnt have to sleep with luclucluc

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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mechanical_lullaby at 3:09AM, Dec. 13, 2006

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granted, you get arrested for soliciting sex

I wish a toaster would come and be like, “hey, Mags, do you really want to go to that convention?”

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luclucluc at 8:15AM, Dec. 13, 2006

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granted. but then it begins shooting poisonous toast at you, which you accientily swallow

i wish i was dead.but, since this is the RUIN a wish game, the only way to ruin a wish for death, is to grant immortality! ha!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Nightmare Zero at 8:45AM, Dec. 13, 2006

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Wrong! You go colmatose.

I wish I wansn't so bad at racing games.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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luclucluc at 9:08AM, Dec. 13, 2006

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granted. you are now the greatest racer of the games. but you soon start thinking that normal driving is also a race, and soon you get pulled over for speeding so many times that you eventually go broke, meaning you die of starvation.

i wish for a hamster that won't bite me

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Nightmare Zero at 9:16AM, Dec. 13, 2006

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Granted, It peas on you.

I wish iI didn't have to make a wish.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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mechanical_lullaby at 2:05PM, Dec. 13, 2006

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Granted, children in WISHLESS LAND are crying right now. Thanks alot for wishing you didn't have to make a wish.

I wish the children in WISHLESS LAND weren't crying.

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luclucluc at 2:24PM, Dec. 13, 2006

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granted. now they are laughing, but their laugh is annoying and never ends! the laughing eventually drives you insane. hope you enjoy your white padded room!

i wish that the mcdonalds near my house didn't have such crappy service! >.<

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Brinx at 3:26PM, Dec. 13, 2006

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Granted now there service is excelent. But you can't get anything cause the place is too crowded. So no Mcdonalds for you.

I wish for imortality/immortality.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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nerdsareinvading at 4:16PM, Dec. 14, 2006

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granted…i have no idea what you just said so the universe implodes
and chuck norris makes a new one…

i wish chuck norris was ma granpappa

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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luclucluc at 7:19PM, Dec. 14, 2006

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granted. but since he is usually so busy fighting crime and being cool, he doesn't know you are related. so thinking you are an assassin come to kill him, he tears off your head with his thumb and index finger.

i wish that there would be someone who could actually prove a challenge on quake 4.

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 7:24AM, Dec. 15, 2006

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i probably could…whats quake 4???

I WISH Caps lock wASNT SO Dang sensitive…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Mort at 3:27PM, Dec. 16, 2006

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Granted; every keyboard you use and buy will have a broken capslock key that doesn't work at all.

I wish instant teleportation between any two points on the globe were possible.

We do not stop laughing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop laughing.

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beljanbobo at 2:01PM, Dec. 29, 2006

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granted; too bad only i can do it and i ain't gonna give you a lift

i wish i had a brain

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Radec at 2:14PM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Granted.

you also get Pinky, as a bonus gift!

I wish I could eat a full 2-pound steak in one sitting.

<= dead and buried.

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beljanbobo at 2:54PM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Granted. you get fat

i wish could have some food

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NecroMouse at 6:38PM, Dec. 29, 2006

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Granted. It is poisoned food and you die a few hours later.

I wish Guinea Pigs would rain from the sky

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Radec at 1:40AM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Everyone loves small burning rodents falling like rain from the sky!

I wish I had some sort of super-technological… thingy.

<= dead and buried.

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beljanbobo at 5:16AM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Granted, you get a robot that can think on it's own, and it kills you… slowly and painfully….. just for fun.

i wish i could change gender whenever i wanted

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jgib99 at 1:35PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Okay, you wish is granted. You can change your gender whenever you want. And it goes really well at first. But, alas, it ends rather badly. As you were in the store one day as a dude, one of the displays falls on top of your head. You get amnesia. Now not only can you remember how to use your new found power. But you also can't remember what sex you really are.

I wish I had an amazing singing voice that made women swoon.

Karen's Edge

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