Granted, but as with all superheroes, you have your weaknesses. Superman's is Kryptonite and all that yadda yadda yadda. Yours is blood. Enjoy.
I wish Firefox would become the leading Internet browser in the world and IE wouldn't exist.

MAFIA... and other forum games
Ruin A Wish game
Wolfer
at 12:48PM, Jan. 15, 2007
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beljanbobo
at 1:20PM, Jan. 15, 2007
Granted. IE never existed, but then there is no crappy explorer and firefox becomes a normal explorer, and there is no IE to hate anymore so you start hating the things in firefox that were way better than in IE because there's nothing for you to compare with.
I wish….. fow pweace and happyness in the worwld
I wish….. fow pweace and happyness in the worwld
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nerdsareinvading
at 5:06PM, Jan. 15, 2007
granted…unfortunately i dont know what pweace is and wt heck is the worwld
i wish peoples literary skills were at least comparable to chimpanzee( right now everyones literary knowledge is about the same as a cherry pop-tart)
i wish peoples literary skills were at least comparable to chimpanzee( right now everyones literary knowledge is about the same as a cherry pop-tart)

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Krensada
at 5:37PM, Jan. 15, 2007
I Bannana!
I wish I cane up with a mathematic invention that helps humanity.
I wish I cane up with a mathematic invention that helps humanity.
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nerdsareinvading
at 5:48PM, Jan. 15, 2007
okay you “cane” up with one its called English class…take it…
i wish i had a girlfriend…
i wish i had a girlfriend…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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ejg
at 7:38PM, Jan. 15, 2007
Grantd! buth you can't touch her or see her or have her!!
I wish for a Jetpack.
I wish for a Jetpack.
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
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nerdsareinvading
at 7:48PM, Jan. 15, 2007
granted but since you wouldnt let me have a girlfriend i sabotage your jet pack to make it explode
i wish i wish i was a fish
i wish i wish i was a fish

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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ejg
at 7:56PM, Jan. 15, 2007
Granted! you are a fish too bad you forgot about the water.
I wish I could go back in time before I wish this.
I wish I could go back in time before I wish this.
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
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nerdsareinvading
at 1:55PM, Jan. 16, 2007
granted you go back to the prehistoric ages and get eaten by lil' trisey…poor lil' trisey…
i wish lil' trisey could have a family of his own…
i wish lil' trisey could have a family of his own…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Wolfer
at 2:49PM, Jan. 16, 2007
Granted, you find him a little happy family of Tyrannasauruses.
I wish nerdsareinvading would be more tolerant of people's writing skills.
I wish nerdsareinvading would be more tolerant of people's writing skills.
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ejg
at 3:14PM, Jan. 16, 2007
Granted! he is more tolerant, and also I saw a pig fly, there is no more world hunger, world peace, and to finish it all the end of the univers as we know it.
|I wish I had something else to do.
|I wish I had something else to do.
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:20PM
luclucluc
at 3:32PM, Jan. 16, 2007
granted, but the only other thing to do is get pushed into a bottomless pit *push*
i wish it wasn't freezing here… brrrr!
i wish it wasn't freezing here… brrrr!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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ejg
at 3:42PM, Jan. 16, 2007
Granted! there is a new vocano in town, go an see its active!
I wish I Knew Kung Fu. KPOW!
I wish I Knew Kung Fu. KPOW!
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
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nerdsareinvading
at 3:51PM, Jan. 16, 2007
granted but now you know nothing of the english language…(nothing new there…)
i wish you werent so mean to me and lil' trisey
i wish you werent so mean to me and lil' trisey

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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ejg
at 11:27AM, Jan. 17, 2007
Granted! now everyone is nice to you, but just becouse you have dinosaur AIDS what were you doing whit that trisey.
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:20PM
Wolfer
at 11:27AM, Jan. 17, 2007
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ejg
at 11:30AM, Jan. 17, 2007
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
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nerdsareinvading
at 2:57PM, Jan. 17, 2007
granted, you get fired and you die from not being able to pay for food
i wish i had another wish…
i wish i had another wish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Krensada
at 3:29AM, Jan. 18, 2007
Gr<nteb. U get a wish thvt ev3ry b0Dy A|\|swers w0rse tha|\| yoo. ZOMG \\toodell everybodypulloutthesandwichbeing!!
I wish Leet speak was abolished forever.
I wish Leet speak was abolished forever.
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nerdsareinvading
at 4:58PM, Jan. 18, 2007
granted…i dont understand the word abolished (i really do, but hang in there…its part of the joke) so i shall replace it with a similar sounding word…relished…yeah…
I wish Leet speak was relished forever.
granted everyone loves leet speaking for all eternity…
i wish that people wouldnt make such incompetent wishes…
I wish Leet speak was relished forever.
granted everyone loves leet speaking for all eternity…
i wish that people wouldnt make such incompetent wishes…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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luclucluc
at 2:26PM, Jan. 20, 2007
granted, now no one can wish, and they burn you on the stake out of anger.
i wish nerdsareinvading didn't ruin wishing for everyone… *throws a nother log on the burning stake* burn wish ruiner burn!
i wish nerdsareinvading didn't ruin wishing for everyone… *throws a nother log on the burning stake* burn wish ruiner burn!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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mechanical_lullaby
at 2:32PM, Jan. 20, 2007
granted, now I'm ruining wishes WITH A VENGEANCE!!
HAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA
… ha… yeah, this really doesn't work too well for me.
I wish I could give a medal to all the people out there who prove the failures in the government in order to have the government better itself instead of having them thrown in jail. (like the guy who took a box of razor blades with him on an aeroplane and he confessed to it right afterward and got arrested even though he was proving a point. Sir, you are my hero. Also, the little boy who stole a car and talked his way onto two planes. The man who mailed himself across a few states … etc.)
HAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA
… ha… yeah, this really doesn't work too well for me.
I wish I could give a medal to all the people out there who prove the failures in the government in order to have the government better itself instead of having them thrown in jail. (like the guy who took a box of razor blades with him on an aeroplane and he confessed to it right afterward and got arrested even though he was proving a point. Sir, you are my hero. Also, the little boy who stole a car and talked his way onto two planes. The man who mailed himself across a few states … etc.)
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AQua_ng
at 1:10AM, Jan. 21, 2007
Fine, but the medals are explosive.
I wish I wasn't lagging so much when playing online.
I wish I wasn't lagging so much when playing online.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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luclucluc
at 9:47AM, Jan. 21, 2007
granted. now all your online games are moving so fast, you can't see what's going on
i wish for something cool to happen that won't in anyway harm me
i wish for something cool to happen that won't in anyway harm me
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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nerdsareinvading
at 7:09PM, Jan. 21, 2007
okay, it heals you gives you immortality…but unfortunately the world gets plunged back in time to when people believe in witches and such and since you never die they think you a witch and hang you from a rock and have a squirrel eat your small intestine everyday…for eternity!!!
i wish luclucluc didnt have his small intestine eaten continuously for all eternity…
i wish luclucluc didnt have his small intestine eaten continuously for all eternity…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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luclucluc
at 8:21AM, Jan. 25, 2007
granted. everyone decides i'm not a witch, because witches are female, and i am male. so instead they see your mother, need to hang someone in my place, and do the same thing to her.
i wish… that the universe would implode!
i wish… that the universe would implode!
When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.
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AQua_ng
at 9:30AM, Jan. 25, 2007
Okay. Done. But you lose your cherished teddy in the process.
I wish that George Bush would step down as president.
I wish that George Bush would step down as president.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Brinx
at 2:44PM, Jan. 25, 2007
Granted but now we have an even worse prez. And it's (Name of someone you truly hate with a passion.) Now we're all screwed.
I wish to have a giant golden statue of myself.
I wish to have a giant golden statue of myself.
Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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nerdsareinvading
at 8:48PM, Jan. 28, 2007
granted…you did not specify where this statue would be erected…so in a few seconds after reading this you find your butt start to itch then a 50 cubic foot golden replica of yourself bursts out of your anus…
i wish i had another wish…
i wish i had another wish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
frankkerr
at 9:22AM, Jan. 29, 2007
granted. You now have so many wishes that your head exploads from the excesive amount of thinking you have to do to dicide what to do with them.
I wish that I had a 30ft penis…
I wish that I had a 30ft penis…
Shhhh.
My Blog.
My Blog.
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