granted, now he has loud, noxious bowel movements at night, and the smell drifts all throughout the house.
I wish to be fancy.

MAFIA... and other forum games
Ruin A Wish game
Radec
at 1:20AM, Jan. 13, 2007
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Krensada
at 2:04AM, Jan. 13, 2007
You become fancy! You Are so fancy that people become jealous of how fancy you are.soon you get the nickname Dandy Boy/girl you start uncontroallably attending cricket games and tea parties. You start wearing ridiculous clothing like top hats and fake-diamond encrusted canes. you absolutely must have Scones with everything that you eat. soon nobody can understand a word you say cause of your fancy wording. then you become so fancy that you are mistaken for being gay!
I wish for a glass of water.
I wish for a glass of water.
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beljanbobo
at 3:51AM, Jan. 13, 2007
You get a class of water, and there is nothing wrong with it and you live happily ever after. you might think your wish isn't ruined, but your wrong. Because since you are actually playing this game you want it to get ruined so me not ruining your wish is actually me ruining your wish.
i wish i could go skiing.
i wish i could go skiing.
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Krensada
at 6:59AM, Jan. 13, 2007
Granted! I managed to find the footage of your exploits:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/422/Almost+Made+It+/
I wish for a snickers candy bar.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/422/Almost+Made+It+/
I wish for a snickers candy bar.
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Wolfer
at 7:52AM, Jan. 13, 2007
Granted, but you get food poisoning and die.
I wish I had force powers.
I wish I had force powers.
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chary
at 8:09AM, Jan. 13, 2007
Granted,
Though it doesn't seem the force you were looking for….
But be glad, not everybody owns the powerful force of making grass cut in perfectly straight lines ^^.
I wish I can fly.
Though it doesn't seem the force you were looking for….
But be glad, not everybody owns the powerful force of making grass cut in perfectly straight lines ^^.
I wish I can fly.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:40AM
beljanbobo
at 11:58AM, Jan. 13, 2007
Granted, you get caught by the Santa Claus and he forces you to drag his sleigh with the reindeers
I wish for superpowers
I wish for superpowers
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Brinx
at 1:49PM, Jan. 13, 2007
Granted. You now have super fish powers.
I wish for a cool badass sword.
I wish for a cool badass sword.
Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:34AM
beljanbobo
at 1:55PM, Jan. 13, 2007
Granted, you become a sword wielding mog
i wish i was a famous manga artist
i wish i was a famous manga artist
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Krensada
at 2:00AM, Jan. 14, 2007
Granted. You become such a famous manga artist. which is what? nothing because you get paid an hourly wage of 3.50 an hour and you have to push out five high quality pages a day or your boss whips you! but hey at least you are famous!
I wish I could produce 5 pages a day!
I wish I could produce 5 pages a day!
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beljanbobo
at 4:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007
granted, you slave your self out everyday, get no sleep, and the pages suck
i wish for summer vacation
i wish for summer vacation
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AQua_ng
at 4:07AM, Jan. 14, 2007
Sure, but have a great time - WITHOUT ANY LUGGAGE!
I wish my English homework was done.
I wish my English homework was done.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
last edited on July 14, 2011 10:55AM
Wolfer
at 5:00AM, Jan. 14, 2007
Granted but it was done in such a hurry it sucks and you get a D- for it.
I wish I was any good at drawing.
I wish I was any good at drawing.
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beljanbobo
at 5:28AM, Jan. 14, 2007
granted. but not as good as me! NYAHAHAHAHA!!!
i wish my hair was clean
i wish my hair was clean
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Wolfer
at 5:47AM, Jan. 14, 2007
Granted, but now it's PINK! MUHAHAHA!
I wish I could wish for something cool.
I wish I could wish for something cool.
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beljanbobo
at 5:57AM, Jan. 14, 2007
granted, you can wish for something cool but you have to wish it in your next wish cus you already wasted this wish
i wish for cheese
i wish for cheese
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Wolfer
at 7:59AM, Jan. 14, 2007
Granted, but it's so runny. The can got it. (Monty Python reference)
I wish I would fare better in school.
I wish I would fare better in school.
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Brinx
at 4:38PM, Jan. 14, 2007
Granted. But now everyone hates you cause of how well you're doing.
I wish for a pet snake.
I wish for a pet snake.
Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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ejg
at 6:01PM, Jan. 14, 2007
Granted! but you forgot to wish for food do now your pet snake has eaten your granmom
you can start saying goodby to your cristhmas cockies!
|I wish for a dinosaur (make it a Triseratop)
you can start saying goodby to your cristhmas cockies!
|I wish for a dinosaur (make it a Triseratop)
I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU
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nerdsareinvading
at 9:58PM, Jan. 14, 2007
granted, i dont know what a triseratop is, but if its supposed to be a triceratops…well it isnt so it comes out as some mutated poorly spelled freakish dinosaur…with a red nose…and all the triceratops wont let him join in any triceratops games…poor triseratop…
i wish li' trisey could hang with the triceratops
i wish li' trisey could hang with the triceratops

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Wolfer
at 11:46PM, Jan. 14, 2007
Granted, but they hate you for making that wish and you get skewered by one of their massive horns.(sexual innuendo?)
I wish I wish I was a millionare and noone would hate me for it and I wasn't gay and I wouldn't die right away.
I wish I wish I was a millionare and noone would hate me for it and I wasn't gay and I wouldn't die right away.
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Krensada
at 4:29AM, Jan. 15, 2007
You are now an effeminate, millionaire. and it takes you 30 minutes for a big Ten ton weight to fall on your head instead of right away.
I wish i was more sane.
I wish i was more sane.
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beljanbobo
at 5:41AM, Jan. 15, 2007
granted, you are the most sane person on earth, but you start seeing everyone else as insane and start a new cult again everyone that's insane.
the insane(normal) people kill you with pencils.
i wish for beer
the insane(normal) people kill you with pencils.
i wish for beer
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Krensada
at 6:18AM, Jan. 15, 2007
*Flight of the valkaries starts playing* You hear a rumble as your wish gets granted. You
see a beachwood aged, amber, frothy tidal wave 400 feet high Coming directly at you. it comes crashing into your home.
I wish for more wisdom.
see a beachwood aged, amber, frothy tidal wave 400 feet high Coming directly at you. it comes crashing into your home.
I wish for more wisdom.
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beljanbobo
at 8:44AM, Jan. 15, 2007
Granted, you are so wise you see that there isn't actually any meaning to life so you kill yourself by blood loss from paper cuts
i wish i would stop forgetting to put my own wish
i wish i would stop forgetting to put my own wish
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Shintouku
at 9:16AM, Jan. 15, 2007
granted but you post on other forums and everyone flames you so much you fall into depression.
aw dag i messed it up
PorQ me
PorQ me
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nerdsareinvading
at 9:45AM, Jan. 15, 2007
you made no wish which rips open a space time flux that engulfs everything that exists
and therefore we are all dea…*head explodes all over screen*
i wish i had everyones wishes (not the result, just the ability to make their wish)nothing bad could happen no one else could make a wish and the world would live in peace with me as their supreme ruler, and people would come to me and ask for me to use their wish to do something for them, and i have the power to say no…beat that
and therefore we are all dea…*head explodes all over screen*
i wish i had everyones wishes (not the result, just the ability to make their wish)nothing bad could happen no one else could make a wish and the world would live in peace with me as their supreme ruler, and people would come to me and ask for me to use their wish to do something for them, and i have the power to say no…beat that

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Wolfer
at 10:03AM, Jan. 15, 2007
Granted, but as I didn't bother to read your post, then something bad happens and all that stuff yadda yadda yadda.
I wish I would have bothered to read nerdsareinvading's post.
I wish I would have bothered to read nerdsareinvading's post.
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beljanbobo
at 11:09AM, Jan. 15, 2007
Granted, you weren't able to grant his wish
i wish i were able to smash a car with only one hand(like as in being uber-strong)
i wish i were able to smash a car with only one hand(like as in being uber-strong)
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nerdsareinvading
at 12:22PM, Jan. 15, 2007
granted, but you didnt say it wouldnt cost your hand any pain so your hand implodes totally consuming your body…
i wish i were able to smash a car with only one hand(like as in being uber-strong)without any damage to any part of me
i wish i were able to smash a car with only one hand(like as in being uber-strong)without any damage to any part of me

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:10PM
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