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nerdsareinvading at 3:29PM, Dec. 3, 2006

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granted, now you are forbidden to play this game…but what is “this game” no one knows so any and all games are now incomprehensible to you…great goin…

i wish people didnt have such profound wishes…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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strong414bad at 4:25PM, Dec. 3, 2006

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Granted. Now people's wishes end up becoming related to giant robots, which kill tons of helpless people.

I wish you would type in intelligible sencences with correct capitalization.

Why hello there.

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nerdsareinvading at 4:59PM, Dec. 3, 2006

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OKAY NOW THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM VORTEX IS EXTRAORRDINARILY UNSTABLE THE ENTIRE GALAXY IS IN INEVITABLE PERIL!!!…great job @$$ hole

i wish everyone didnt think they were so smart….

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Brinx at 1:23PM, Dec. 5, 2006

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Granted. But now everyone is more annoying when they act stupid or just plain are stupid. WHY NERDSAREINVADING?! WHY?!

I wish I had all of the game consoles evermade and every game for them.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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nerdsareinvading at 2:49PM, Dec. 5, 2006

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granted…you become a turbo nerd, and you try and play multiple games at once, youir grain overloads and implodes…

i wish brinx wouldnt become a turbo nerd…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Brinx at 3:06PM, Dec. 5, 2006

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Granted. Thank to you I shall not become a turbo nerd. However I'm now rich for I sold all the games and consoles that I got from my wish.

I wish for something new and different to happen.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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nerdsareinvading at 3:28PM, Dec. 5, 2006

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granted, this time you dont change your avatar…brinx!

i wish i had all the wishes of all the people that make wishes(not the results of the wish, mind you, merely the ability to use their wishes so they cant)

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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jgib99 at 7:34AM, Dec. 9, 2006

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Granted. You get the wishes of everyone that has ever wished for anything. But because no one else can make a wish. The people on this forum are furious. We eventually track you down and… lets just say the results are not pretty.

I wish for a white Christmas.

Karen's Edge

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nerdsareinvading at 8:04AM, Dec. 9, 2006

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too bad you get a red christmas…sleep with one eye open…make it two eyes open…its safer…

i wish i wish i was a fish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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luclucluc at 10:18AM, Dec. 9, 2006

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Granted. you are now flopping on your computer chair gasping for air.

i wish that people stopped wishing to be fishes!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Brinx at 11:27AM, Dec. 9, 2006

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Granted, now people are wishing to be… Chickens.

I wish, I wish I was a chicken.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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luclucluc at 11:54AM, Dec. 9, 2006

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granted. you come home in a kfc bucket

i wish that the ps3 wasn't such a waste of money

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 3:21PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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granted now people actually want to buy it (theres a new thought)

i wish i wish i was a chicken…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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luclucluc at 3:25PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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granted. now you fear everything and chicken out of every fight.

i wish that………. poopie…

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Ozoneocean at 5:09PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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Granted. You are turned into a pile of human excerment that is promptly eaten by a dog and eventually turned into dog excrement…

I wish your boobs were bigger.

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nerdsareinvading at 7:09PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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im a guy so thats totally gross…*chest explodes all over screen*

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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nerdsareinvading at 7:09PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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right wish…i wish everyone else was a chicken…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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luclucluc at 7:29PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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granted. but you eat us all and get so fat that you somehow get foot cancer, but since the docters are also chickens, you eat them to, until your foot cancer becomes ankle cancer, so you kill yourself before the ankle cancer does.

i wish i understood what i just said…

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 8:24PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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granted what you just said was nothing so you understand nothing…

i wish i knew anything about everything

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Ozoneocean at 9:13PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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Granted. You now know the answer to such diverse and obscure questions as “what makes poo brown?”, “what do dog's testicles taste like?”, and that old classic “What does it feel like to be preganat with septuplets?”
Congratulations! :)

I wish nerdsareinvading was covered head to foot in smelly, short, black, greasy and wirey pubic hair.

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luclucluc at 10:34PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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granted. but now he likes to hug you.

i wish everyone typed backwards! :D

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Mega Josh at 10:48PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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!gniyas m'I kcuf eht tahw dnatsrednu t'nac uoy won tub ,detnarG

I wished I was a rocker. (as opposed to a rockstar. there's a difference.)

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luclucluc at 11:11PM, Dec. 9, 2006

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Granted. you are now tied to a rocking chair for all eternity.

I wish for flashlights that can be used as hats!

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Brinx at 3:10PM, Dec. 10, 2006

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Granted but then historians are upset cause something like that was already invented. And you feel sad and then you (Insert ending here.)

I wish for an amusment park of my own.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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nerdsareinvading at 8:50PM, Dec. 10, 2006

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granted, but since you did not specify where this would branch out from it starts from your spleen ind makes you explode in the spontaneous spawning of this park…

i wish wish wish wish wish wish wissh? wish wish wish wish wish widh?

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Mega Josh at 8:54PM, Dec. 10, 2006

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Granted. Just granted, and nothing more.

I wish I was sexier than I already am!

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jgib99 at 10:20PM, Dec. 10, 2006

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Granted. But your new found sexiness comes with a price. Can you say “around the clock, psychotic stalkers”?

I wish, I wish I was a penguin.

Karen's Edge

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Mega Josh at 10:42PM, Dec. 10, 2006

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Granted, but then a sperm whale eats you.

I wish my wisdom was vaster than all of the world.

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mechanical_lullaby at 5:44AM, Dec. 11, 2006

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Granted, too bad your head inflated from the wisdom, sending you into a gravitational struggle with the earth and finally becoming blindsided by the moon and imploding your gigantic head.

I wish I could be happy.

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Ozoneocean at 7:04AM, Dec. 11, 2006

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Granted. You are now a hairy little man who works underground in a mine all day with 6 other hairy little men…

I wish mosquitos would only attack luclucluc and no one else. :)

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