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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 5:01PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Granted. Now when you sing women turn into Swoon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swoon_%28film%29

I wish you wouldn't ruin this wish.

i will also like to know you the more

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Glarg at 5:11PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Granted, Somebody else ruins it for you.

I wish I had a Nuclear Bomb Shelter

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NecroMouse at 8:19PM, Dec. 30, 2006

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Granted. Too bad it doesn't save you from a poisoned gas attack, huh?

I wish Devil May Cry 4 would come to the PS2.

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beljanbobo at 4:52AM, Dec. 31, 2006

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granted. But you die the day before it's released.

i wish i didnt have to get out of bed.

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NecroMouse at 10:58AM, Dec. 31, 2006

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granted. However you get fired from your job and become a hobo with no money since you were in bed and missed work.

I wish that my wishes would not be ruined.

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Brinx at 12:13PM, Dec. 31, 2006

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Granted. Your wish wasn't ruined. However since you didn't specify “what” wish you didn't want ruined. You get nothing so… *Goes gets a Nelson doll and pulls on the sting on the back.* HAHA!

I wish I didn't have allergies of any kind.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Krensada at 10:17PM, Jan. 4, 2007

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Granted, But you brush up close to some poison ivy and because your bodys immune system doesnt fight back at all you die from it.

I wish I had a bunch of true friends.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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doomscorpion1992 at 2:02PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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Granted: You're true friends are all nerds who only do one thing: sit around reading extremely boring books

i wish my computer wasn't so slow

1|= U (4|| R33|) 7|-|15, U ||33|) 70 G37 4 L1|=3
DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.

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Krensada at 3:21PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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Granted: It gains an exact 0.1 megahertz of speed and 1 megabyte of ram.

I wish for new shoes.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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Brinx at 3:55PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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Grnated, but the next day you were just mugged and the mugger aparently liked your shoes. You make it out if little injuries but you loose your shoes.

I wish to be a god.

Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.

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Radec at 6:28PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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you are now the God of brain tumors.

I wish for cheese.

<= dead and buried.

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ejg at 6:40PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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you get your chesese but, you just became

I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU

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Krensada at 6:54PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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You are now Drug free Boy/girl

You never touch the stuff.

I wish I could have ruined that wish better.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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Radec at 10:15PM, Jan. 9, 2007

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Granted, the superhero is now Masochist Man, but you are now his sidekick, Sodomy Boy.

meow. (interpret as you will.)

<= dead and buried.

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Krensada at 7:24AM, Jan. 10, 2007

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For wishing for such a horrible thing you Cant live with yourself any longer and kill yourself because of the endless, tormenting guilt.

I wish for something that will make me a little happier.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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Radec at 1:08PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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you now have herpes… because all the girls love you…

I wish i knew what to wish for.

<= dead and buried.

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Wolfer at 4:23PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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Granted, but you wish for herpes, and it is fulfilled.

I wish that this wish will be ruined.

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luclucluc at 5:05PM, Jan. 10, 2007

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granted. it is not ruined.

i wish i could fly :)

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Krensada at 12:36AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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Granted. You pay an outrageous amount for a plane ticket. While on the plane There arre kids behind you that are crying and screaming the whole 18 hour flight. The stewardess forgets to give you complimentary peanuts. you put on the headphones to try To get your mind of of these crazy things but all that plays is the hampster dance song over and over, and finally just befroe the trip ends you find out the most horrible thing of all!
you are going to New Jersey!

I wish for the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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Wolfer at 3:22AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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Granted, but as you leap you realize you are bound to the ground by the legs. You lose them both because of the momentum.

I wish I wouldn't be able to catch anydisease, both known and unknown.

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Krensada at 5:19AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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Granted. you love never getting sick. you skip down the street whistling a happy tune. Then a metorite falls and hits you in your legs tearing them off. then you fall on your head and now you live out the rest of your days a legless vegetable.

I wish i was more inventive.

Click on this banner…you know you want to!:

The bunny died upon entering my signature.

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beljanbobo at 8:11AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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granted you invent a bomb that makes everything go pink when it explodes and get killed by an angry mob

I wish i didn't need to get braces

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doomscorpion1992 at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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granted, your teeth get so crooked that they eventually start growing until they impale your brain

I wish the wind wouldn't blow as hard as it did today

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DANMIT! i changed again
Top Drawer Fence-Sitter.

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beljanbobo at 10:25AM, Jan. 11, 2007

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Granted! the wind stops and never blows again. then you start farting so much and since there isn't any wind the smell doesn't get blown away and you die of stink! and then no one comes to the funeral because you stink so much

i wish i had a wish i could wish

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ejg at 8:04PM, Jan. 11, 2007

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Granted! you whish for riches and fame too bad you just wish to have a wish instead of the wish….huh yea

I wish for a hundred wishes.

I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU

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Wolfer at 3:31AM, Jan. 12, 2007

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Granted, but the only things you can wish for are Gimp suits and dictionaries.

I wish the world could have no conflict, with the world still being a diverse and life filled place.

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beljanbobo at 4:36AM, Jan. 12, 2007

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Granted, the world becomes life filled…. with aliens that make us theyr slaves >:D and it is peaceful… for the aliens.

i wish i was famous

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Nightmare Zero at 5:41AM, Jan. 12, 2007

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Granted. You get trampled by you fans.

I wish I had Soulcalibur.(The Sword)

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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Radec at 8:29PM, Jan. 12, 2007

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you obtain a plastic Soul Calibur! (meedly-mee!)

…unfortunately, the guys on the football team think that's incredibly, incredibly lame, and crack you upside the head with a 2x4.

I wish bad things to people.

<= dead and buried.

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beljanbobo at 1:10AM, Jan. 13, 2007

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Granted, but they find out who wished it and rip your intestines out.

i wish that my dad didn't snore so much X(

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