Granted. The annoying kid at school suddenly turns mute. He is then made fun of at school for not being able to talk. In the end, because of all his suffering, he makes sure to kill you for making the wish and kill himself.
I wish I had DDR :(

MAFIA... and other forum games
Ruin A Wish game
deleted-byrequest-03
at 4:24PM, Nov. 18, 2006
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LIZARD_B1TE
at 4:33PM, Nov. 18, 2006
Granted. You get Drunken Doom Racoons and they tear you apart.
I wish I was a ninja!
I wish I was a ninja!
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strong414bad
at 5:00PM, Nov. 18, 2006
Granted. You are now a ninja in the world of Naruto, and have to wish him whine all day.
I wish I could be rich.
(I know where this is going…)
I wish I could be rich.
(I know where this is going…)
Why hello there.
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Rich
at 8:07PM, Nov. 18, 2006
You are. Then everyone gets mad at your for spamming some n00b's forums with porn.
I wish I was as awesome as the Top Drawer leaders.
I wish I was as awesome as the Top Drawer leaders.
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Glarg
at 6:59AM, Nov. 19, 2006
Granted, but then a buildozer runs over you and your house because you didnt pay the morgage.
I wish i knew what its like to love.
I wish i knew what its like to love.
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LIZARD_B1TE
at 7:54AM, Nov. 19, 2006
You do… Then you get married to some ugly fat chick who turms out to be a dude in disguise.
IwishIcouldfindthespacekey!
IwishIcouldfindthespacekey!
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AQua_ng
at 8:36AM, Nov. 19, 2006
Look there it is…going 100 mph…into your face. Just to make sure you see it.
I wished someone commented on my comic. And gave me a five.
I wished someone commented on my comic. And gave me a five.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!
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Glarg
at 10:16AM, Nov. 19, 2006
Granted, but they turn out to be bots and spamming all over your comments page.
I wish i was Human.
I wish i was Human.
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Brinx
at 11:33AM, Nov. 19, 2006
Granted but you get killed the first second you do.
I wish I knew where to find the Link sprite that you see in flash movies.
I wish I knew where to find the Link sprite that you see in flash movies.
Forum games citizens.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Adventures_of_Hybrid/
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Authors_Corner/
Read these two comic. You might just like them. Please.
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Glarg
at 2:07PM, Nov. 19, 2006
Granted, but you do not have enough memory to save the pictures.
I wish i had plastic surgery.
I wish i had plastic surgery.
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deleted-byrequest-03
at 7:56PM, Nov. 19, 2006
Granted, but the plastic surgery goes horribly, and you look… VERY VERY BAD.
I wish I had telekinetic POWURS :D
I wish I had telekinetic POWURS :D
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nerdsareinvading
at 9:09PM, Nov. 19, 2006
you try and use the force type thing and pull an object towards you…and you catch a sword and it goes flying through your left temple…
i wish i wish was a fish…
i wish i wish was a fish…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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strong414bad
at 11:20AM, Nov. 20, 2006
Granted. Now nobody can say “I wish” and instead has to say fish. Since you can't say I wish, you can't make any more wishes and thus your genies run rampant around the world, ending life itself and becoming the leaders of a new world order. The one from Aladdin wishes Aladdin never wished him to be free.
Why hello there.
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deleted-byrequest-03
at 1:35PM, Nov. 20, 2006
(Didn't make a wish, so I will)
I wish I were a video game character with infinite lives!
I wish I were a video game character with infinite lives!
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nerdsareinvading
at 5:35PM, Nov. 20, 2006
granted…but then your stuck in the video game and therefore your linese are already scripted and your stuck there for eternity
i wish…*slaps self* sorry dirty thought i wish…that the whole world was utterly frivolous…yay!
i wish…*slaps self* sorry dirty thought i wish…that the whole world was utterly frivolous…yay!

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Arcan
at 2:28PM, Nov. 21, 2006
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deleted-byrequest-03
at 11:35AM, Nov. 22, 2006
Granted, but since you didn't grant the wish of the person before you, you LOSE YOUR IMMORTALITY!! MUAHAH
I wish I had rabies! :D
I wish I had rabies! :D
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strong414bad
at 1:35PM, Nov. 22, 2006
You get rabies. Then you die. Stinks for you.
I wish I could make a good comic! :)
I wish I could make a good comic! :)
Why hello there.
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nerdsareinvading
at 8:41PM, Nov. 22, 2006
you make a good comic everyones extreme jealousness can only end in your demise…
i wish god was apancake…w00t
i wish god was apancake…w00t

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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deleted-byrequest-03
at 10:58AM, Nov. 23, 2006
Granted. Nothing exists now. Ass.(haha, kidding)
I wish I had l33t geetah sk33lz
I wish I had l33t geetah sk33lz
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nerdsareinvading
at 11:00PM, Nov. 23, 2006
bless you
i wish my brother would stop with his incessent playing of FF VII music in the background…
i wish my brother would stop with his incessent playing of FF VII music in the background…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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strong414bad
at 8:47AM, Nov. 24, 2006
Granted. Your brother dies. Good for you.
I wish I could eat a delicious cookie.
I wish I could eat a delicious cookie.
Why hello there.
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deleted-byrequest-03
at 9:26AM, Nov. 24, 2006
Granted. Although, you must kill some people for the ingrediants.
I wish I will have a wonderful christmas :D
I wish I will have a wonderful christmas :D
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strong414bad
at 9:31AM, Nov. 24, 2006
Granted. Your christmas will be wonderful… 20 years from now! Now, you must deal with the worst christmas ever.
I wish I had infinite wishes.
I wish I had infinite wishes.
Why hello there.
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Chibijo
at 10:06AM, Nov. 24, 2006
granted but you die when your about to make your 2nd wish.
I wish for people to go to the “objection game” i posted in the forum games
I wish for people to go to the “objection game” i posted in the forum games
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Glarg
at 11:37AM, Nov. 24, 2006
Granted, but it gets so filled up you cant even see your own post.
I wish people would come to my forums T_T
I wish people would come to my forums T_T
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Chibijo
at 2:22PM, Nov. 24, 2006
Grannted but the people fill your forums up that you can't see your post! Then i see my post on my “Obection game”!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I wish for people to go to the “Objection game” i posted in the forum games
PS:no really go to my "Objection game oh plz!!!!
I wish for people to go to the “Objection game” i posted in the forum games
PS:no really go to my "Objection game oh plz!!!!
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nerdsareinvading
at 2:36PM, Nov. 24, 2006
uuurrgghhhhh overload too many requests to go to your forum….*head explodes all oover screen*
i wish you would stop telling people to go to your forum…
i wish you would stop telling people to go to your forum…

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
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Glarg
at 3:50PM, Nov. 24, 2006
OH god i wish i could grant that! But instead you get alittle chicken bobblehead doll.
I wish i could fly!
I wish i could fly!
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strong414bad
at 3:51PM, Nov. 24, 2006
The mediocre one
Granted, you fly…off of a cliff.
I wish I had a magical kitty that made the world smile.
Why hello there.
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