You have an excuse to get out of work.
I'm being followed by a man in a trench coat. His pockets are stuffed with rope, duct tape, a knife, and one jolly rancher.
MAFIA... and other forum games
The Bright side of life
Walrus
at 6:37PM, April 17, 2009
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Wordweaver_three
at 2:01AM, April 19, 2009
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I'll bet the Jolly Rancher is watermelon! Mmmmm, my favorite!
They raised the tax on cigarettes, again!
They raised the tax on cigarettes, again!
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Prank
at 6:01AM, April 19, 2009
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Buying your own death is now more expensive! Yay!
I'm adrift in the flow of things.
I'm adrift in the flow of things.
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imshard
at 7:54AM, April 20, 2009
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Better than sinking
I'm overworked.
I'm overworked.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Wordweaver_three
at 9:25PM, April 20, 2009
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At least you're not getting worked over.
I stubbed my toe.
I stubbed my toe.
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imshard
at 3:44PM, April 27, 2009
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It'll wear off.
None of my socks match.
None of my socks match.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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CatCatDragoo
at 6:35PM, April 27, 2009
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Who'll be looking at your socks when you have such an awesome comic?? x3
My orange juice is getting lukewarm! Blegh! Dx
My orange juice is getting lukewarm! Blegh! Dx
My pride and joooy~! x3
FFA motto:
Learning to Do
Doing to Learn
Earning to Live
Living to Serve
FFA motto:
Learning to Do
Doing to Learn
Earning to Live
Living to Serve
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 8:46PM, April 27, 2009
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Better than it being boiling hot.
My cat keeps stealing my pens!
My cat keeps stealing my pens!
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Walrus
at 2:19PM, April 29, 2009
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You have a mustache, that's all that matters.
I watched MTV.
I watched MTV.
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Rengishi
at 2:54PM, April 29, 2009
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Better than mister rogers
Every kid in my neighboorhood wants to kill me
Every kid in my neighboorhood wants to kill me
PSN account: OrangeDJ1
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 6:30PM, April 29, 2009
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Now, you'll be able to prove whether religion is right or wrong!
Bad stuff.
Bad stuff.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey
at 10:50PM, April 29, 2009
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Atleast you have stuff.
I can't find a job
I can't find a job
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imshard
at 11:28AM, May 1, 2009
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Most communities have a friendly local vocational school for acquiring new job skills, with job placement at the end.
I wanna different job.
I wanna different job.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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cool guy
at 1:02PM, May 1, 2009
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At least you have one
I finally got the girl I like to talk alone with me but nothing happened =(
I finally got the girl I like to talk alone with me but nothing happened =(
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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umbledijum
at 12:28PM, May 6, 2009
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hey, now you have an excuse for not proposing.
i have explosive diorrhea.
i have explosive diorrhea.
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Wordweaver_three
at 2:38PM, May 6, 2009
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That's great! It should clean out your colon nicely.
My air conditioning isn't working worth a damn.
My air conditioning isn't working worth a damn.
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umbledijum
at 5:22PM, May 6, 2009
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sweating is good for your skin! so is heat stroke!
noone on the forums likes me.
noone on the forums likes me.
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imshard
at 11:27AM, May 18, 2009
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Pariahs are notoriously underestimated
my lexicon and vernacular are too verbose, expansive, intimidating, and incomprehensible to many people.
my lexicon and vernacular are too verbose, expansive, intimidating, and incomprehensible to many people.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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dcole
at 3:40PM, May 18, 2009
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Well, at least you won't have to work for Fox News.
I signed up for summer school courses, but didn't realize they start Wednesday. Now I'm broke and textbook-less.
I signed up for summer school courses, but didn't realize they start Wednesday. Now I'm broke and textbook-less.
Daniel Cole
Writer/Artist,Carbon and Space
Magazine Editor,The Frontiersman
www.brokenfrontier.com
Twitter:@CarbonandSpace
Writer/Artist,Carbon and Space
Magazine Editor,The Frontiersman
www.brokenfrontier.com
Twitter:@CarbonandSpace
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cool guy
at 11:35AM, May 22, 2009
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There's always the 5 finger discount
I got a callus on my pinky
I got a callus on my pinky
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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GarBonzo Bean
at 2:18PM, May 22, 2009
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you can use your health insurence to get it amputated!
I have to go to the dentist in June
I have to go to the dentist in June
If its popsicle, its possible!
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ParkerFarker
at 7:15PM, May 22, 2009
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at least it's not the denturist
I have a pipe bomb implanted in my brain!
I have a pipe bomb implanted in my brain!
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 9:59PM, May 22, 2009
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Now, you can get others to do what you want!
I am in a very dark room with no way in or out. It smells really awful.
I am in a very dark room with no way in or out. It smells really awful.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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Wordweaver_three
at 4:33AM, May 23, 2009
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At least you have internet access!
I'm not going to be able to pay my rent on time this month :(
I'm not going to be able to pay my rent on time this month :(
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cool guy
at 6:05AM, May 23, 2009
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I hear that the homeless somewhere in Africa get 10 dollars a day.
I can't think of anything to do this summer.
I can't think of anything to do this summer.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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imshard
at 12:24PM, May 29, 2009
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Cool! you can sleep in the whole time!
I'm not enjoying my work anymore.
I'm not enjoying my work anymore.
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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cool guy
at 5:50AM, May 30, 2009
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At least you have a job. Think of all the graduates that don't have jobs right now.
I think I might be depressed,I'm always hungry.
I think I might be depressed,I'm always hungry.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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ParkerFarker
at 12:42PM, May 31, 2009
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People in Africa are always hungry but they never get food, you do!
All my limbs were ripped off by some sort of paper cutting machine and I also have a red-hot marble melting in my belly-button
All my limbs were ripped off by some sort of paper cutting machine and I also have a red-hot marble melting in my belly-button
“We are in the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.” - Blackadder
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imshard
at 11:31AM, June 5, 2009
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“What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
I'm going to be stuck at this job for a long time…
I'm going to be stuck at this job for a long time…
Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!
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Nega Link
at 11:04AM, June 13, 2009
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You'll make lots of money and have meaningful job experience when you finally make your escape.
I ****ed up my student loans and might have to pay for school out of pocket.
I ****ed up my student loans and might have to pay for school out of pocket.
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