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The Bright side of life
imshard at 10:37AM, June 15, 2009
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You can get a full-time job in a field related to your degree, and paid your way through school. It'll take an extra year but you'll earn enough extra for a house and/or car, and have enough experience on your resume to go straight into your chosen position. I should know its what I did.

I picked the wrong line of work.
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Nega Link at 11:59AM, June 15, 2009
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You've given a deeper and more full meaning to the term ‘Irony’ benefiting hundreds and thousands of english students in years to come.

A real tragedy: Dean Koontz continues to publish books.
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cool guy at 9:29PM, July 23, 2009
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He'll eventually die




I have to practice Japanese for a review I might fail.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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imshard at 6:29PM, July 31, 2009
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One good earthquake/tsunami/Godzilla attack and Japanese will be a dead language anyway.

I had to be hospitalized because of stress and fatigue.
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cool guy at 8:27AM, Aug. 3, 2009
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You might get a paid vacation






I can't import my videos cuz my computer's being a bitch
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imshard at 2:48PM, Aug. 3, 2009
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Good reason to get a new one.

My sick time is looking to go as unpaid.
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cool guy at 9:00PM, Aug. 3, 2009
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You can become more responsible for money







I finally got my videos to import but now they're going slower than a snail crawling through salt
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imshard at 4:47PM, Aug. 14, 2009
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At least your videos don't leave a gluey gooey foaming pile of disease ridden filth like a snail through salt.

I was too trusting and now my boss is trying to bury me.
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Saint at 4:50PM, Aug. 14, 2009
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He get's to use his brand new shovel!

I just ate my own head.


Want to know how to draw the title character? Visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvdGYD-fxNk!
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cool guy at 1:55PM, Aug. 16, 2009
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You can type without a head.







I can't play guitar
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diana_m at 1:04PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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Neither can I.


I still can't draw and a lot of the guys at The Sonic Comic Inc. hate me.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
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cool guy at 6:10PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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Mario is the way to go.







I found out a friend of mine is a nihilist. :(
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therealtj at 6:14PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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It's not wrong to steal from him!

A fifty-foot tall beaver just ate my family. :(

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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cool guy at 6:53PM, Aug. 17, 2009
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They were probably made of wood, It explains why it ate them.









I didn't get therealtj's joke
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diana_m at 1:23PM, Aug. 19, 2009
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Well,it's because you're an idiot and…Oh,wait,the BRIGHT side of life!
Gee,at least you still have good ideas for reality TV.


I'm broke.

./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
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imshard at 4:33PM, Aug. 20, 2009
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There's a great place you can go when you're broke!
It's called “Work”!

I work too much
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linniie at 5:12AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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Which means you're getting paid $$$.



I'm failing High School.
This statement is false.
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diana_m at 8:48AM, Aug. 22, 2009
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At least you're in high school.

I'm broke and get get a job.
./\_/\ I'm a wolf.
/.o.o\ I ate the bunny.
\..o../ It was tasty.
..v.v..
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imshard at 2:32PM, Aug. 24, 2009
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You can always join the Peace Corps!

I don't get a chance to exercise anymore.
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Insizwa at 6:38PM, Sept. 15, 2009
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At least you don't have to worry about getting all sweaty, injuries or athletes foot.

I burnt my hand!
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BffSatan at 4:59AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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And now you know that stoves are hot.

I am reading through the webcomic, Nedroid, and found three jokes that are similar to ones I had planned on using.
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Gohlico at 11:37AM, Sept. 16, 2009
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It's not which joke you tell, it's how you tell it. :D



I always have a strong craving for junkfood. :C


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Insizwa at 10:09AM, Sept. 17, 2009
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Well at least you don't have a strong craving for Drano.

I gotta wash the dishes :(
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imshard at 4:19PM, Sept. 17, 2009
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Jet-dry is your friend.

I have to work through the holiday season.
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Insizwa at 6:45AM, Sept. 18, 2009
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At least you won't have to worry about annoying relatives pestering you.

My teachers don't know how to make a class schedule.
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imshard at 2:17PM, Sept. 21, 2009
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Maybe you'll be forced to drop a class you don't like.

I got stuck with a bad work schedule.
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cool guy at 3:28PM, Sept. 21, 2009
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It'll soon be a very big advantage






I have lost my copy of Guitar Hero 3
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Sea_Cow at 3:38PM, Sept. 21, 2009
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Rock Band is better. Or, perhaps, real life music.

The SeacowsI MEAN SEAHAWKS lost.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Wordweaver_three at 6:18AM, Sept. 22, 2009
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They won all their preseason games and half their regular season games so far.


I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat.
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harkovast at 7:33AM, Sept. 22, 2009
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Just remember this simple jingle….
You will never have to worry about what to eat,
as long as you've got a saw and a pair of feet!





Mel Gibson continues to exist…..









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