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tokyopimp5764 at 9:06AM, Sept. 25, 2007

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* pulls out dead fish *

whew

* puts myself in dd machine*

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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ShinGen at 1:27PM, Sept. 25, 2007

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posts: 856

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*Puts in every copy of every episode and movie and comic and any paraphernalia of Star Trek*

There now you never hurt anyone again.

*Pulls out season one of Heroes on DVD.*

Sweet.

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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Rage Nakasa at 9:19AM, Sept. 26, 2007

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*pull out every copy of every episode and movie and comic and any paraphernalia of Star Trek*

Wha?

Puts in a phaser.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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riku valentine at 12:30PM, Sept. 26, 2007

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*pulls my best friend out of Jail*

Ha thanks dude!

Oops, wrong place!

*puts him back in*

I'm too cruel!

Blood, the dark hedgehog with the demon inside him.
Join the resistance.
Join Mephiles.
Join (Roleplay) War of the Future!
http://www.drunkduck.com/the_hedgehogs/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Shadow_and_Blaze/

No suicidal people please, they won't restore your faith in life

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ShinGen at 11:46AM, Sept. 28, 2007

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posts: 856

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*Pulls out the missing Katrina funds*

So that's where you went…

*Watches Bush put in the missing 9/11 funds*

You son of a…

*Tosses in Bush*

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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BloodTh at 6:21PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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posts: 1,163

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*Pulls out Bush*

Aw man, I got a reject! Nothin worse than this!

*puts in the Riku Valentine profile*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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ShinGen at 10:14PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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*Puts in the evidence*

heh heh heh…

*Sneaks away*

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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IamDave at 10:19PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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-puts in the shroud of turin-
there, nobody will notice I just put a kleenex in…

…oh crap, was that the shroud of turin?!
-puts self in to try to fish it out-

Now I'm stuck.

IM IN UR VENDING MACHINE
SERCHIN 4 JESUS

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ShinGen at 10:31PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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*Pulls out a gay Mexican hair stylist*

Hey I found Jesus…

*Puts in the universe*

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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IamDave at 10:35PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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-puts in the drunk duck vending machine-

-pulls out the act of pulling out-

I AM A PARADOX!

Love, Marcie

“Just another policeman…”

http://www.drunkduck.com/Constable_Mega_Man/
http://www.drunkduck.com/8_Bits_to_Midnight/

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ShinGen at 10:39PM, Sept. 28, 2007

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*Puts in a pair of dox*

*Pulls out the Dirty Pair Flash*

*Cries with joy and thanks God*

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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AQua_ng at 4:05AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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*There is nothing to put in.*

*Puts in something to fix it.*

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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BloodTh at 7:10AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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*pulls out tokyopimp5764*

What the hell were you doing in there?

*puts in the IRS*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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Rusty Knight at 10:23AM, Sept. 29, 2007

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Pulls out the C.I.A.

“Huh…”

Puts in some starbursts…

I'm Jon. You can call me Dr. Jon… but I prefer Jon since I'm not really a Doctor.

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ShinGen at 2:40AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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*Pulls out Milk Duds*

*Puts in Chicago… the band*

Welcome to the academy of the 1337. Try not to get fragged.

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BloodTh at 3:43AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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*Pulls out disturbed.*

Awsome, Crappy to cool!

*puts in Micheal Jackson*

Hope no boys under 15 pull THAT thing out.

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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tokyopimp5764 at 10:39AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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* pulls out micheal jackson *

aaaaagh!! *shoots*

some things are best left dead…..

* puts darth vadar in *

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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Insanity at 10:58AM, Sept. 30, 2007

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*pulls out darth vader*

Meh. At least it wasn't Michael Jackson.

*puts in an insane darth vader*

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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Rage Nakasa at 4:40PM, Sept. 30, 2007

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Pulls out new avater.

Nice!

Puts in old avater.

I decree Boot to the head to all.

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8BitLegend at 10:26PM, Oct. 9, 2007

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::Pulls out decency.::

Oh … That's where it went. >_<

::Puts in the a midget dressed as Pikachu::

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bluebot092 at 3:08AM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out the deed to nintendo*

AWSOME!

*puts in a magikarp*

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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tokyopimp5764 at 6:00AM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out a magicarp holding a self destruct button for the deed *

hmm throws magikarp down and shotts it in head ahahahahah * slams down on button deed explodes*

puts in dead magikarp

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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BloodTh at 12:55PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out deck of naruto cards*

cool

*Decks tokyopimp5764*

*Throws the KOed tokyopimp5764 into the machine.*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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tokyopimp5764 at 12:59PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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* pulls out tokyopimp sex doll *

wow i got fans….obsessed fans

* puts dead blood and blaze into machine *

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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bluebot092 at 1:08PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out gold and a nintendo ds lite* YAY ME

*puts in chuck norris*

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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tokyopimp5764 at 1:49PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out dd vending machine detonater *

heh * pushes * gold and a nintendo ds lite explodes.

* puts fish paste in dd machine*

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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8BitLegend at 3:34PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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::Pulls out whole fish.::

I just asked for a Mountain Dew. Christ, worst vending machine ever!

Is this thing a door to another demension or somethin? Weird.

::Sticks in the Pan's labyrinth.::

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Insanity at 7:57PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out tokyopimp's frontal lobe*

I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN MY LOCKER!

*puts in the enlarge-your-penis ads guy*

FREEDOM!!!

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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tokyopimp5764 at 10:40AM, Oct. 11, 2007

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Insanity
*pulls out tokyopimp's frontal lobe*

I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN MY LOCKER!

*puts in the enlarge-your-penis ads guy*

FREEDOM!!!

-that's distubing….very disturbing….-

*pulls out sprites*

ahahahahahaha oh these suck…..

*shoots barney and slams him into machine*

ruler of the all rpg's and destroyer of haggar and rusty knight and oh “Remember, kiddies! Cussing makes you cool!” www.freewebs.com/killer5764

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BloodTh at 12:01PM, Oct. 11, 2007

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tokyopimp5764
*shoots barney and slams him into machine*

*shoots TP for not getting the teletubies as well*

Bastard

*Pulls out the entire Happy Tree Friends series*

Not sharin this with Tokyopimp, and I know he likes it!

*puts in the purple Teletuby (I don't know their names)*

You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

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