Hey guys what's u- shit not this thing again.
I spent so much time in this damnable thing.
*kicks machine*
Shit my foot!
*limps away*

MAFIA... and other forum games
The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!
nerdsareinvading
at 3:42PM, Nov. 11, 2007
*throws penny at machine from safe distance….*
*machine explodes in massive nuclear mushroom*
*indestructible machine still stands…*
*walks up and inserts a ‘you suck’ note…*
*machine explodes in massive nuclear mushroom*
*indestructible machine still stands…*
*walks up and inserts a ‘you suck’ note…*

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
Coveinant
at 4:13PM, Nov. 11, 2007
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
nerdsareinvading
at 5:57PM, Nov. 11, 2007
*chucks cov at machine from safe distance….*
*machine explodes in a massive fiery inferno*
*indestructible machine still stands…*
*walks up and sends all of the giblets to an individual hospital to help those needing a transplant*
*puts a tape measurer in the machine*
*machine explodes in a massive fiery inferno*
*indestructible machine still stands…*
*walks up and sends all of the giblets to an individual hospital to help those needing a transplant*
*puts a tape measurer in the machine*

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
BloodTh
at 8:51PM, Nov. 11, 2007
*throws someone's pain in the ass wife into the machine*
“Oh, Thank you! Now I'm free!”
*pulls out a gun and sword and shoots the dude in the head, then cuts up the body*
never say thank you to me!
“Oh, Thank you! Now I'm free!”
*pulls out a gun and sword and shoots the dude in the head, then cuts up the body*
never say thank you to me!
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
genstru
at 8:54PM, Nov. 11, 2007
(Pulls out a robot. Robot blows up)
( Puts in a man eating wolf)
( Puts in a man eating wolf)

Magic vol. 2 returns this week!
Oh and I forgot to mention that I'm moving to theotaku.com this Feb.
And visit my Magic vol.2 Forum….TODAY!
last edited on July 14, 2011 12:35PM
kitty17
at 8:57PM, Nov. 11, 2007
*Takes out wolf eating man*
*Unleashes him into the wild*
*Inserts spatula*
*Unleashes him into the wild*
*Inserts spatula*
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:17PM
BloodTh
at 8:59PM, Nov. 11, 2007
*pulls out a man-eating wolf who turns docile*
Good. a guard dog. let us send him after tokyopimp. Bastard needs to get on.
*Put in the doot to light (Kingdom hearts fans will understand)*
Good. a guard dog. let us send him after tokyopimp. Bastard needs to get on.
*Put in the doot to light (Kingdom hearts fans will understand)*
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
kitty17
at 9:01PM, Nov. 11, 2007
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:17PM
BloodTh
at 11:15PM, Nov. 11, 2007
*pulls out my own nobody, who takes over the organization and finds Axel once more*
Damn, he just won't die! But that's cool! Axel is almost as cool as Riku!
*Shoves Xemnas in*
Damn, he just won't die! But that's cool! Axel is almost as cool as Riku!
*Shoves Xemnas in*
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
Coveinant
at 12:42AM, Nov. 12, 2007
*pulls out crappy KH2 reference*
What? no game.
*puts in the one thing nobody can use against me*
What? no game.
*puts in the one thing nobody can use against me*
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
Lord Shplane
at 1:17AM, Nov. 12, 2007
*Pulls out Kingdome Hearts 3*
Oh yes… I will use this to my advantage.
*Floats in the air above this forum's numerous KH Fanboys, holding the game in his outstretched hand*
I have it now, and you have to wait years!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*Inserts Anton LaVey*
Oh yes… I will use this to my advantage.
*Floats in the air above this forum's numerous KH Fanboys, holding the game in his outstretched hand*
I have it now, and you have to wait years!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*Inserts Anton LaVey*
DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:42PM
BloodTh
at 3:12PM, Nov. 12, 2007
*pulls out Riku's keyblade and Demyx's guitar*
Fuckin' SWEET! These weapons are AWSOME!
*puts in Splane*
Tch, try to withold KH3 again. Oh well, not like I care. Riku ain't even supposed to be in it.
Fuckin' SWEET! These weapons are AWSOME!
*puts in Splane*
Tch, try to withold KH3 again. Oh well, not like I care. Riku ain't even supposed to be in it.
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
Coveinant
at 3:16PM, Nov. 12, 2007
*pulls out shplane partly*
OH NO YOU DON'T!
*Shoves him back in with small nuclear device set for two minutes*
(two minutes later)
*Bomb blows up, shplane is insenerated*
OH NO YOU DON'T!
*Shoves him back in with small nuclear device set for two minutes*
(two minutes later)
*Bomb blows up, shplane is insenerated*
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
BloodTh
at 3:19PM, Nov. 12, 2007
*pulls out most of Shplane*
*turns and punches Cov*
You didn't do it right!
*places enough C4 in the machine to destroy half the planet*
*C4 explodes*
*Indestructible machine still stands*
*turns and punches Cov*
You didn't do it right!
*places enough C4 in the machine to destroy half the planet*
*C4 explodes*
*Indestructible machine still stands*
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
Coveinant
at 3:23PM, Nov. 12, 2007
*pulls out ashes*
*turns towards Blood and kicks him in the nuts*
If you're going to destroy the world, do it right.
*puts in Blood with demon chaos emeralds, he turns into Super Demon Black Blood*
*he releases all the energy in the machine, which still stands*
That's how you do it.
*turns towards Blood and kicks him in the nuts*
If you're going to destroy the world, do it right.
*puts in Blood with demon chaos emeralds, he turns into Super Demon Black Blood*
*he releases all the energy in the machine, which still stands*
That's how you do it.
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
Thevampire_kain01
at 5:12AM, Nov. 13, 2007
*pulls out shadow the hedghog!* wtf?
*Puts in an old veteran guy who has stokhome syndrome and skitzofrania*
*Puts in an old veteran guy who has stokhome syndrome and skitzofrania*
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:29PM
Coveinant
at 7:01PM, Nov. 14, 2007
*pulls out old guy and then chops him up*
*puts in a Nitendo Wii, with SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)*
*puts in a Nitendo Wii, with SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)*
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
kitty17
at 9:45PM, Nov. 14, 2007
last edited on July 14, 2011 1:17PM
Thevampire_kain01
at 5:11AM, Nov. 16, 2007
*Gets a nude Jessica rabbit*
*Puts in a lvl 5 red code nukular device to explode on next person who uses the machine*
*Puts in a lvl 5 red code nukular device to explode on next person who uses the machine*
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:29PM
therealtj
at 8:58AM, Nov. 16, 2007
I take out the blown up particles of my hand :(
I decide to put them back, though.
I decide to put them back, though.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:26PM
nerdsareinvading
at 11:44AM, Nov. 16, 2007

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
music is like candy… throw away the rappers
smiley agrees,right? lol!
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:11PM
Coveinant
at 2:58PM, Nov. 16, 2007
*pulls out portal gun, set it to the null void frequency, points at shplane*
*Fires and traps Shplane in alternate universe where there is nothing*
*puts in music player from CJ*
*Fires and traps Shplane in alternate universe where there is nothing*
*puts in music player from CJ*
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
BloodTh
at 1:49PM, Nov. 19, 2007
*pulls out crappy music from Coveinant Journey.*
Damn. I seriously never much cared for Megaman music.
*puts in the coolest comic on DD*
Damn. I seriously never much cared for Megaman music.
*puts in the coolest comic on DD*
You call me evil? My son, there is no good or evil! There is only power, and those too weak to see it. I had hoped that you, Blood, would understand that, being the demon of Darkness!
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Blood_Random_Life/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Suibom/
http://www.drunkduck.com/Bloods_Trials/

last edited on July 14, 2011 11:27AM
Nightmare Zero
at 4:44PM, Nov. 19, 2007
I'll accept your challenge anytime!
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:17PM
Coveinant
at 5:22PM, Nov. 19, 2007
*takes out cookie points*
Ok now that sucks.
*puts in Rayman Raving Rabbids 2*
Ok now that sucks.
*puts in Rayman Raving Rabbids 2*
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
Nightmare Zero
at 5:38PM, Nov. 19, 2007
I'll accept your challenge anytime!
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
And check out Crest Holders!
http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233
last edited on July 14, 2011 2:17PM
Coveinant
at 6:22PM, Nov. 19, 2007
*pulls out Metroid Prime 3*
HELL YEAH!
*puts in game version of Sonic and the Demon Chaos*
HELL YEAH!
*puts in game version of Sonic and the Demon Chaos*
Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ
last edited on July 14, 2011 11:47AM
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