My cousin had this coke that rolled around in his car for over a year. The aluminum had stretched out and so now it was oval on both sides and somehow hadn't actually opened. Well I shook it up as hard as I could after sneaking it out and opened it up. IT looked like I was holding it upside down. Only I wasn't. It fountained over everyone shooting sky high. This was less evil then REALLY REALLY stupid, but I did it in his car.

I tend to doubt those stories a little… Because it's only CO2 in suspension… The more you shake the can doesn't ADD even more CO2 to the mix, there's only so much in there to start with. That means there's a finite amount you can shake it to get to the optimum amount mixed into solution… Maybe an hour at best? Probably more like 15 minutes at the outside. hmm.

And the longer you leave the can, the more likely the liquid is to start breaking down… All those acids and sugars. I'm not sure what happens exactly with soft drinks, but I think the CO2 dissolves and doesn't come out again; the drink goes flat. -_-
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Although, according to this, they now use LN2, which doesn't dissolve! And it gives the drink a longer shelf life. There's still only a finite amount you can shake it though. ;)
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But if it was some other sort of liquid, like brewed beer or ginger beer, that ferments and so produced MORE gas, then it really can explode with speccy results. ^_^

i thought i was evil, until i read all of these.

all ive done is:

spit in my brothers glass on numerous occasions
wish HORRIBLE, horrible things on pretty much everyone ive ever met
think about becoming anorexic just to watch my family fall apart(baddddd thought)
stole some gum or candy or something from a drugstore
stole some rubber grapes when i was like 5…
owed my mom some money and payed her back with her own money that i stole (i feel bad now)
buy songs off itunes with my sisters credit card(not for like…3 months)


and thats..the most evil..i think, i feel evil now

No, I swear it happened. It had just been rolling around forever. It was like the episode of Scrubs when Dr. Cox finally gave JD a ride in his car. Only, you know, messier.

And I forgot about the effects of heat… Blah, if you shake the can enough, possibly the kinetic energy could cause the… nah, you'd have to shake it non-stop, faster and faster and faster!.
If you just heated the can with a microwave or some other way though: BOOM

Sidwarrious
No, I swear it happened. It had just been rolling around forever. It was like the episode of Scrubs when Dr. Cox finally gave JD a ride in his car. Only, you know, messier.

I regularly insult people in a very Dr. Cox way. It is awesome, half of the time they don't even get it and just laugh.

LOL. Cox.

lastcall
LOL. Cox.

rofl

Rutger
I regularly insult people in a very Dr. Cox way. It is awesome, half of the time they don't even get it and just laugh.

Me too. He's one that I made a few days ago:

It is unbelivable how little I care. I seriously think that we should go call Guinness, and tell them about this, because I think this might just be the least anyone has ever cared about anything.

I do too actaully. People say im arrogant ona Coxian lvl

Speaking of Cox, I give you….John McGinley (Dr. Cox) in American Gladiators Celebrity Gauntlet. (I saw this at a sports bar the other day and laughed my ass off)

LOL i cudnt stop laughing at that

Em…evil…i dunno about evil but i've made my half brother's life miserable since he was five years old~

Cthulhu
It is unbelivable how little I care. I seriously think that we should go call Guinness, and tell them about this, because I think this might just be the least anyone has ever cared about anything.

The best I did was when I quoted him on the ‘Were you last in line when they were handing out smart? Or did you just happen across a big sale at the dum dum store and figured you’d get yourself a lifetime supply of idiot?'

The girl I said this to didn't even get it :(

ALso, lol @ the video. Cox Rox.

Sidwarrious
My cousin had this coke that rolled around in his car for over a year. The aluminum had stretched out and so now it was oval on both sides and somehow hadn't actually opened. Well I shook it up as hard as I could after sneaking it out and opened it up. IT looked like I was holding it upside down. Only I wasn't. It fountained over everyone shooting sky high. This was less evil then REALLY REALLY stupid, but I did it in his car.

You did it in his car? dude thats sick

I've broken up with a girl the day after our anniversary via e-mail. I've given my friend a glass of toilet water.

first one = Thats kinda cruel
second one = Erm, again thats kinda cruel

scub the toilet with my sisters toothbrush
then just waited :]

When paris hilton went to jail I laughed… well, I guess that wasn't really that evil…

I was on the high school student council, there was this freaking annoying guy that we badly wanted expelled. With 2 non council others, we orchestrated some frame up events. In the course of 4 months he was charged with leaking exams, theft, vandalism and some other offenses he did not do. By the 5th month he was expelled from school. I even defended him in the student tribunal claiming he was innocent and being framed up.

That defense was denied. Last time ive heard he was a drug addict out of school youth.

I also pull up some blatant lie from time to time.

I forced a friend to watch 2girls1cup.com, Meatswing.com, and hatchetvsgenitals.com


Please be advised that these sites aren't for the weak…….or underaged.

I kicked a guy in his nether regions. That's the most evil I have ever done.

You may be thinking to yourselves: “Hey, what a wuss, that's not evil at all!” Well, if you're a guy, why don't you try that on yourself and then tell me it's not downright heinous.

Herm, there are a lot of things i've done…uhhh, i guess forcing my sister to watch Higurashi and then putting her into a state of mental trauma afterwards by creeping up on her in the middle of the night with a cleaver >.> <.<

=D

Most of my evil deeds have been undeliberate. Like almost killing my mother twice by destroying her brakes before she drove on the freeway (I was trying to fix them!) and almost causing her car to combust by tying a flammable string/rope to the bottom of her car to hoist her muffler. For some reason she still trusts me to fix her car. She has yet to learn.

I'm too much of an empathetic goody-goody to do too much harm, though.

I could tell you the most evil thing i did, but then i would have to kill you…

Alrighty then, it's personal close time with Glarg now. When I was little boy, about in the 2nd or 3rd grade at Bel-Aire Elementary School, I had a bully who loved to torment me and his name was William White. He and his posse' loved to pick fights with me, hold me down and punch me, I've even had teeth beaten out of my mouth. I didn't understand why these people were doing this so I kinda started to hate myself because I thought it was the way I acted (turns out it was actually because of my race, white boy + living in the ghetto = GTFO). The fights got so bad, and the teachers didn't do shit, I decided to run away from school during the last periods for a few days.

That only made things worst, they started chasing me down every time I ran. I had to run across this highway with fast moving cars to get away from them….but I'd only make it a few times. All of the other times they would've tackled me down onto the sidewalk and again…beat the shit out of me. Sooner or later I've begun to have enough of this, nobody ever defended me, nobody ever did anything nice for me then, I was going through a tough time what with my father just dying. If no one was going to do anything I decided that I would. I was in the kitchen and during suppertime… I looking dearingly at a steak knife, having all sorts of horrible gorey thoughts in my mind.

Quickly I stuffed the utensil in my pocket and started making plans for a certain group of people. My mind must have snapped that day because I was never really cheery or happy until I went to therapy later on after the event. Anyways I was conspiring to kill this child, and i could have too…if a kid named Cedric hadn't spotted the knife in my pocket and tattled on me. My teacher sent me to the principle's office, started asking questions…but I swore I would not crack, I was thinking to myself ‘I don’t wanna go to jail, I'm too young! Oh god I can't believe I've ruined my life like this!' and I broke down crying right in his office, giving excuses saying that I was planning to use the knife for lunch.

I was expelled, the police weren't called, and I started going to a therapist (who sent me to the doctor that said I had Asperger syndrome). That's the story of the most evil…actually ALMOST the most evil thing I've done.Yep temporary insanity really is common now a-days with adjitated kids now isn't it?

I kicked a stray kitty in the jaw before…what?!! Was a dare!

I've never regreted anything more in my life, in fact when i think about it all i can see is a stray baby cat slowly dying with a broken jaw…poor kitty…i hate myself again….

Adariel
I was on the high school student council, there was this freaking annoying guy that we badly wanted expelled. With 2 non council others, we orchestrated some frame up events. In the course of 4 months he was charged with leaking exams, theft, vandalism and some other offenses he did not do. By the 5th month he was expelled from school. I even defended him in the student tribunal claiming he was innocent and being framed up.

That defense was denied. Last time ive heard he was a drug addict out of school youth.

… Dude, that is the most terrible thing I have ever heard.

High five.

Gah.

i have put 3 poeple in A.N.E

I can say that they all had it coming. I didn't start them. I do not regrete this.

hand-cufed my ex top the bed and leaved him

in my defance i gave the key to his friend to let him out a few hours later. And i didn't kill him. I've also done the same to my friends cheting ex. Again I don't regrete this.

Been in to many fights

Sorry guys i have been in to maney to remeber. This was hight school. Some had it coming others im sorry about.

Lie to my friends

at the time i felt that it had to be done. I really regrete this know.

Breaking and entoring

I'm not a thife befor you say anything. I not getting into this.

At the moment that what im willing to say.

I really can't go into the most evil deed I ever did because it's just too complex and not something I'd rather explain in the forum.

As a teen, however, I did burn down a construction site (made sure no one was there, so no one would get hurt). And then got it blamed on someone else. Now, he didn't get in too much trouble, actually, which in retrospect, I'm very glad about. But it was still evil.

I do not miss those days, I was a mess…