Magnum:



But as far as guns go, there's this Barrett rifle that fire 25mm grenades:



But as weapons go, sarcasm preforms pretty well in the forums, at least as a substitute for real humour ^_^

What, no one thought of the classic broken bottle?

Blade whip for me~!!

a lot longer than it looks in the picture, trust me. and if you manage to wrap this around somebody's neck…let's just say that would be letal for your enemy. ;)

The mightiest of weapons…



it has unlimited Rambo like ammunition that is manufactured in the soul.

deploy countermeasures

Can't believe I forgot about this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbAeIgZQJQ

booyah

The most useless handgun(s) in the world.

It doesn't shoot unless its barrel is in physical contact with something.

Which is why Point Blank Assassin was so awesome.

plasma gun. :P

Okay, along the lines of fantasy weapons, I'd have to choose the cerebral controler from the Turok 3 game, I use it to drill into your brain and then I'd use you to kill your own team members. That thing is awsome.



I'd also have to choose a mobile suit (a mech) from any of the big mobile suit series (Eureka 7, gundum, etc), that or an S-class suit of my own design; either way I can kill you with out personal injury.

Aurora Moon

I-I think I'm in love… And cheap enough to get, to boot! Well, if I could.

Dragonizer
I-I think I'm in love… And cheap enough to get, to boot! Well, if I could.

You'll put your eye out, kid.

Isn't that blade whip in Soul Caliber?

kneel before it's cuteness

I win

Ill use my nice big stick thank you

SarahN
Isn't that blade whip in Soul Caliber?

actually the blade whip in soul caliber is of a competely different design. that sword she had was actually based on real life weapons that some ninjas had. not many people know that the ninjas actually invented the blade whip for the purposes of meele combat.

The rusty machete, under my pillow.

I'd have to go with the good old SKS. Accurate, semi-automatic, and reasonably reliable. Of course, mine is a bit more customized than the picture here (30 round clip, lightweight and durable plastic stock), but the basic function is still the same.



If that doesn't work, I've still got a 4 foot long steel pipe. You just gotta love beating shit with a pipe.

Rich
I'd have to go with the good old SKS. Accurate, semi-automatic, and reasonably reliable. Of course, mine is a bit more customized than the picture here (30 round clip, lightweight and durable plastic stock), but the basic function is still the same.

I'm scared of you now… :(

djcoffman
The mightiest of weapons…

Ha! Only against swords. ;)

-I'm confusing literality here with symbolism for the purpose of comedic effect… tehe…

I prefer stale French Bread (the kind used in making subway sandwiches). That stuff gets hard enough to resist being cut by swords… I think… :)

kennatsu
I prefer stale French Bread (the kind used in making subway sandwiches).

That's basically the equivalent of beating someone down with a lead pipe.

djcoffman
The mightiest of weapons…



it has unlimited Rambo like ammunition that is manufactured in the soul.

Use that against a man in an iron suit. You could write bad pr about him or draw an outrageous caricature of him to add a witty slant to it, but do you think he would care in a zombie apocalyspe.



The answer is no. The pen may be mighty, but it won't stop you from dying.

If I had to choose what to look like in the zombie apocalypse, it would be the same thing I'd choose anywhere else:



Thats right. Doctor Doom bitches. Deal with that.

Spring loaded sleeve derringer and a disarming smile.

It'd be hard to pick just one. I'm the kind of person who thinks the arsenal in Hitman is kinda scanty lol!

But these are a few I'd like:

AK-47, more commonly known as kalashnikov:


A sniper rifle.

I know I'd sooner break my trigger finger than hit anything, but oh well ;)

A very handy minigun lol!

Physically impossible for a human to handle - but it's still be fun to try! :)

And this is my baby: the almighty stakegun!

This weapon doesn't even exist (at least not that I heard of, but I might need to check eBay again). Pierce your enemy with a stake. Nail him to the wall! Hell yeah!

No, I don't play video games too much. I just play all the wrong ones lol!

There is one weapon I'd LOVE to get my hands on. It was in the old Firearms mod for Halflife 2. It was a submachine gun that used 7.62mm ammunition, the same that the M60 machine gun uses. :)

ANGEL ARM. FRIKINLAZERARM.


But seriously I'd go wit my good friend the Bren. helped me through the sticky parts of call of duty 2…

but…

my favourite is… MAH TRUSTEH RIFLE.

Stealth. Both Kinds.

Guns, I would have to say,

SarahN

I'd use that, as well as duel katanas.

I love my asian swords, baby.

Fitz
And this is my baby: the almighty stakegun!

Painkiller was cool. Except the name reminded me of aspirin…

kennatsu
There is one weapon I'd LOVE to get my hands on. It was in the old Firearms mod for Halflife 2. It was a submachine gun that used 7.62mm ammunition, the same that the M60 machine gun uses.

Which makes it a machinegun, not a sub. :)
Or at lest a semi auto rifle, carbine, or self loading rifle.
It's a classification based on ammunition size (and purpose). The parts of the weapon always have to be scaled up to operate with larger, more powerful ammunition.

DancingChaos
I'd use that, as well as duel katanas.

Four arms? Sexy :)