Yeah dude. Humans are part of the primate family. Since we don't have tails, we obviously aren't monkeys. So, we are classified as apes.

Therefore, you ARE an ape.

In fill-in-the-blank questions, I somtimes restate the question in the for of a statment.
ex:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the chicken corssed the road.

Once in Chem 1, our entire class turned in our tests with not but our names on them. REVELOUTION!!!! not realy…we were all lost. Didn't have a clue…

at the end of the year, I got one of those question papers about your year, I knew it wasn't for a grade, so on one question, which was what was your most memorable part of the year, I put, the end.

celrena
I always had the habit of drawing on tests(and notes) because I would finish early and have nothing to do. Two of my math teachers were cool about it. The one would crit my artwork and the other one would always put my grade in the direction the face was looking. Like the one time I had a shocking looking picture and he would make it look like thats the reason the character was shocked haha. Not all teachers are evil

I did this too, drawing on my testpapers… Mostly elves and gods. Also when I had to write sentences of a certain type or containing a certain word (in English, French, Latin classes and so on - English is not my mothertongue) or if I had to complete a sentence, I made sure every time that I used the names of the characters of my own fantasy stories. And if I had to write a composition I made sure that everyone was called Achilleus, Hildegard, Aiglentine or something equally weird. Also all my compositions contained as many sorcerers and elves as possible. But the teachers didn't mind because my answers were, technically, correct. One of them asked how do I pronounce “Aiglentine”, and another asked if I thought it was plausible in modern France that average people are called “Achille Legrand” or “Agamemnon Lepetit”, but that was all.

Therefore, being used to my doodling everywhere, no one ever took notice when I devised an elaborate method of cheating in History tests. I was never good at remembering dates, so I made up a way to draw flowers so that they contained the dates I needed. (I didn't write the numbers themselves in the flowers - I made up a code for them, a flower-code.) These I left out on my desk while we wrote the test. And seriously, who would ever find pretty flowers suspicious in any way?

I had an english paper over Romeo and Juliet once where I had to answer various questions from the play in essay form. One was:
Describe Juliet at the end of act 4, scene 3.

Unconscious.

I always used to doodle on my papers… always… ever and ever always… till there's no place left. Not my fault I finished 1 1/2 hours early xP, after a while they had a pile of doodling paper ready specifically for me x3

I couldn't write down too non-serious stuff, for my mom would murder me with a spoon. However I do have some practice things where I wrote.

What do you think about when you hear evolution?

Evolution.

What's a myth?

A female moth.

And I once had an english essay about describing yourself, after I while I really started rambling on and on and eventually got onto the subject of the workings of the human mind xP.

And during Biology I accidently wrote this:

Explain the theory of creatonism:

God created the world and all orgasms.

The bio teacher didn't comment on it though x3.

I once successfully used a Dungeons and Dragons rulebook as a source for a research essay. The teacher didn't catch on even when I mentioned the book by name during the essay. And the paper had nothing to do with Role-playing, gaming, or even the modern era.

In my Japanese Language class, they would often use pictures to depict various things. If I ever saw a picture someone pointing at another person, the pointer would get decked-out like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and the pointee would have the kunai with rope lodged in their neck.

I'm not sure what's the funniest thing I've written on a test, but I know of a kid in my class who took an algebra test which asked

“ How do you find X?”

and the guy circled “X” and wrote “ here it is!”

One time in class we had to take a vote for something for president or something, and I voted for Chuck Norris. Just so you know, Chuck Norris isn't in my class.

Here's one someone I know did on a Teacher Evaluation Form:

Q: Any additional Comments?
A: Yes.

Then he turned it in.

I wrote this on a test paper before: “Putanginang test to. anhirap!” (Fuck this test. Its so difficult!)

We took this class survey and it asked:
Q:What are some suggestions for the school?
A: True

I took the survey again and said
Q:What are some suggestions for the school?
A: We should have Free Donut Wednesday every Thursday.

Ten other people followed my example and asked for Donut Wednesday.

What did the Spartans call their conquered peoples?
A: Helots
B: Athenians
C: Something else
D: Pumpkin

We also had a vote for whether we should have a pizza party or deli party in math class. I voted chinese.

Also, on math team, I got in the habit of writing fake names for the tests, since my answers didn't count. I eventually turned the little three-question tests in as Jesus Christ and Joe Momma. Eventually, I was confronted and had to write a thank you letter.

Totally worth it.

Maxw3ll
We took this class survey and it asked:
Q:What are some suggestions for the school?

A,b or c

This was in english class a few months ago…

Our teacher had the habit of putting stupid answers to questions, just because it was funny. Well it was a cheesy iq test.

Luke, I am your-
A. Brother
B. Father
C. Uncle
D. Box of Jelly Doughnuts

Q: Who invented the internet?

A: Kim Jong IL. (al gore sux haha!)

On a Statistics test we were given last year there was an entire question on Regression, which we had not been taught and had been assured would not come up.

So, in place of an answer which would have been total rubbish, I drew a picture of Professor Farnsworth saying “Good news everyone! We weren't taught this so we don't have to answer it!”

Afterwards I got in a little bit of trouble but hey ho, it was worth it.

Ever since the seventh grade, I've included “that giant stalk of broccoli that is crushing the city with his feet” as the subject of my vocabulary sentences. This was partly because I was bored, partly because I've always found vocabulary sentences to be pointless and juvenile, and partly to meet the required amount of words.

Religious studies GCSE exam

Q: Why do the Christians believe in easter?
A: There God tells them?

Science GCSE

Q: Why does this bag fall to the floor quicker than this one?
A: Its them Aliens

College Pop Quiz while waiting for service to start:

Q: In 1982 what…A: 1982…Q: Wrong…(Friends) A:1983

This one time we had this kind of slow kid in our class and this question was asked to him.

Q:What biome has icy winters?
A:Leeches? Leeches because they fight the sponges.

I had an exam last semester on which the only words that I wrote were “See you next semester.”

I passed the course somehow.

Julius Cesar iz stoopid.

Pop Quizzes iz stoopid as well.

I had one of those ‘train crash’ questions in math and instead of the answer I wrote, ‘you are cruel and twisted. you should be ashamed.’

I had to calculate the temperature of a refrigerator for math based on how fast a glass of water warmed to room temperature.

I did the problem, only my answer turn out to be about 40 degrees C (I don't remember exactly). Fridges aren't 40 C (~100 F). I double and triple checked my work and couldn't find where I went wrong. I still don't know why I got such a strange answer.

I have a beard full of milk, let daddy nurse you Mr. Washington

History test… yeah I'm strange

..I have two, But they aren't that funny..
But here goes:
1)
5x+6(4x+2)=86
What is x?
I wrote: A letter.

And in history, the question was: Who was the biggest killng ruler of the something or other century(It was like that, but worded differantly, with a real century that I can't remember)
I answered: George bush…

Q: Weakness of Pi

(Just like this)
A: e! e Is the weaknes of Pi you fools! Its all about the e! Buhaha because c is not good enough! e(i*Pi)+1=0 the number 0 is a number without weakness! So e and Pi have no weakness Pi! Has but one weakness e! Without e there is weakness!

I got an A+ on this test.

We had to take a test on the great gatsby. I hated that book. I answered all the questions correctly but switched the names of people to the names of pro wrestlers.

For the record, I do this on my college exams:

I draw dinosaurs eathing stick men and the incredible hulk trying to smash my answers…

I usually get a comment from teachers stating that they are impressed by the drawings, but not the answers. Haha…aww.