skoolmunkee
His eyebrows really bother me. Imagine how forestlike they are before they've been waxed?

Imagine how forest-like the rest of him really is…
You'd need a second job to pay for the back waxing.
Either that or just learn to live with it. :)

I guess I'd marry Gackt, just to watch the millions of Japanohile fan girls sontenously combust from jealousy. :P now that would be fun!

plus, I've always wanted to do it with a Japanese pretty boy.

If the genie can give me a magical divorce how about a sex change down to the cellular level? Then I'd ask for every variety of hat ever manufactured (or go out and find them all) and then I'd marry ozone.

Or keep my gender and marry Selma Hyeck. She's always inspired me.

ozoneocean
Imagine how forest-like the rest of him really is…

U-UuuuGH >__0


@Aurora Moon
What a pretty woman, almost cleanses away the mental image of sylar forest :) Shame about her flat chest

Skullbie
@Aurora Moon
What a pretty woman, almost cleanses away the mental image of sylar forest :) Shame about her flat chest

What can I say? I like Androgynous pretty people! :p

it'd be like you're having sex with both a man and a woman at the same time, only it's actually one person. Perfect for any bisexual person who isn't into threesomes. :P

Skullbie
Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

Well that was a little heartless of you, Skullbie.

Oh gods… This thread has turned very disturbing…

I'm not really into marrying celebrities cuz their relationships usually turn to dust after a short time period.

But anyway, I'd probably be suckered (I normally don't believe in marriage and I'm a big cynic about relationships) into marrying someone who reminds me of my own female characters in my comics (preferrably Claudita).

What can I say? I like Androgynous pretty people! :p

Don't worry. There's gonna be more of those men in the future. You'll not be having a shortage of it.

But women who like the tough guy aggressive types (being good or bad is irrelevant) would be really pissed

Kyupol's news article
Although the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.

We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!

No way. Women and womanly men are just as evil and aggressive.

In other news, I can scroll this page up and down on my Cintiq using my nose.

ozoneocean
In other news, I can scroll this page up and down on my Cintiq using my nose.

I can do the same thing with my Ipod touch. Which also includes free eye strain! Yay!

Hippie Van
Paul McCartney.

seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.

and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.

Bittenbymonk

Hippie Van
Paul McCartney.

seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.

and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.

it's best just not to think about it, Monk.

mlai

Kyupol's news article
Although the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.

We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!

Be a chemtrail pilot. Make 6 figures a year. Contact the local Illuminati office.

Help bring forth a new order out of chaos.

Skullbie
Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

accepted! and we'll live on a house boat and talk of fancyful things…

Bittenbymonk

Hippie Van
Paul McCartney.

seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.

and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.

I have a genie…he could make Paul younger, transport me to the sixties…either way would be awesome. If not, I'd marry him anyways. He's still beautiful!

Rick Astley. As long as he's young and with his short hair.
Cue the laughter.

skoolmunkee

Hyena H_ll
To hell with it- I'll go with Vincent Denofrio. No, really. I would.

I called him first!

i'm guessing somebody watches “law and order:criminal intent”

mechanical_lullaby
Definition of Sex up:
-Locked in my basement.
-Locked in my closet.
-Locked in my car trunk.

yes please

kyupol

mlai

Kyupol's news article
Although the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.

We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!

Be a chemtrail pilot. Make 6 figures a year. Contact the local Illuminati office.

Help bring forth a new order out of chaos.

Air Force pilots don't make six figures. :( Airline pilots come close. Chem trails are mundane, every pilot in a jet aircraft does them.

Join the Council on Foreign Relations (write a real cool article on foreign policy), then get invited to the Bilderberger Group, then you can join the Illuimati. You gotta work your way up. :(

Or get recruited by the CIA and slave away in a basement doing intelligence anaylsis and hope for that promotion to G4 or higher.

Really sticks how it's gotten so mundane. :(

And no free women anymore. For that you have to learn Arabic and then blow yourself up.

I don't know who I would marry.

Probably myself. I think I'd get along with me.

hpkomic
I don't know who I would marry.

Probably myself. I think I'd get along with me.

Yeah well thats probably becouse you can hold conversation with yourself for so long lol ;D


For me, its too early,Im just 56… ;D nah just kidding Im 18…

Skullbie
Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

Wait…how did I get thrown into this?

and WC and I are not Sl*ts. I take offense.

If we can reverse the aging process, I want young Paul McCartney.

EDIT: Missed that Paul was already taken. I'll settle for Labyrinth David Bowie.

So am I Sylar now?

Neat.

SeriousQuiche

Skullbie
Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

Wait…how did I get thrown into this?

and WC and I are not Sl*ts. I take offense.

If we can reverse the aging process, I want young Paul McCartney.

Too late! I already called him. :)

Hippie Van

SeriousQuiche

Skullbie
Seriousquiche and worstcase are sl*ts? Interesting, interesting… B)

I propose delicious polygamy sacrilege between Hawk, Pitface, worstcase, seriousquiche, warefish's left foot and sylar.

Wait…how did I get thrown into this?

and WC and I are not Sl*ts. I take offense.

If we can reverse the aging process, I want young Paul McCartney.

Too late! I already called him. :)

I'm sorry! I just noticed he'd been taken.
So I switched to Labyrinth David Bowie.

Damn, wish I'd thought of that.

I want to marry all of your brains

It'd be sweet to marry my own splattered blood.

Drasnus
It'd be sweet to marry my own splattered blood.

I may be able to help you out with that.