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nerdsareinvading at 2:07PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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basically what you do in this one is talk smack about the previous person's momma

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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beljanbobo at 2:30PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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Ur mommas gay!

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Wolfer at 2:35PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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Yo momma's so fat, she's got other fat women orbiting her.

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beljanbobo at 2:38PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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yo Momma's so fat, she needs a map to find her ass!

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ejg at 2:41PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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yo Momma is so ugly she get her makeup at a Halloweenstore.

I don,t like yugiho! buth I like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-7UX1xSEfU

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luclucluc at 2:52PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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if your mom cooked any more slowly… well… she wouldn't be cooking very fast now would she? my word that wasn't very good. Aha! if your mom cooked anymore slowly, she wouldn't need an egg timer, she'd need an egg callender! oh yes, that's right, i went there…

(yay stewie quote!lol!)

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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Wolfer at 2:55PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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Yo momma's so fat, they had to take her wedding photo from space.

Yo momma's so fat, she's the world's eight world wonder.

Yo momma's so fat, she's classified as a building.

Yo momma's so fat, she's one of two things you are able to see from the moon.

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luclucluc at 3:04PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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your mom is so… i honestly cant think of anything, considering the many, many things wrong with your mom.

When life gives you lemons, you wonder where the heck they came from.

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nerdsareinvading at 3:55PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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tu madre!…y tu padre…in bed!

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Shintouku at 6:26PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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yo momma so fat when she got cut, she bled chicken greese!!

aw dag i messed it up

PorQ me

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nerdsareinvading at 7:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

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yo mommas so fat when she walked into the airport she got arrested for trying to take
250 lbs. of crack across the border

compassion???
bling bling bling, now with 50% more bling…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

music is like candy… throw away the rappers

smiley agrees,right? lol!

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Nightmare Zero at 11:25AM, Jan. 17, 2007

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Yo momma's so fat, that with one fart, she could blow up the universe.

I'll accept your challenge anytime!

And check out Crest Holders!

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=24926&cid=233

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mechanical_lullaby at 12:46PM, Jan. 17, 2007

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your mother is so fat, that the doctor is worried about her.

HA!

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AQua_ng at 12:49PM, Jan. 17, 2007

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Your mother doesn't like you stirring up trouble, making other people be rude to each other. Your mother thinks that this thread should be locked. Burn.

K.A.L.A-dan! Brigade Captain :D
K.A.L.A.-dan forums!

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