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Jesse_Koehler at 3:55PM, July 12, 2024
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What are The ingrediens to cook a drunken bone burger of Doom, which is looking For freedom?

The UwU-sation has gone too far…
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PaulEberhardt at 8:19AM, July 14, 2024
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Have you seen Harley Davidson's limited “Hello Kitty” special edition of the Iron 883? I wonder if this pleases you, sir.

I don't know about you, but cheese so strong it glows in the dark might make me a bit nervous to have in my fridge.
marcorossi at 3:14PM, July 14, 2024
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I just visited the merry town of Gorgonzola and I bought you a present, do you like it?

It was late, I was six and they told me to do it!
Niccea at 11:34AM, July 17, 2024
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When did you watch your first horror movie marathon?

I had no idea you could see that shared folder on the computer.
PaulEberhardt at 2:46PM, July 17, 2024
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- Daddy, why do you have so many photos of poor women on your computer?
- What do you mean?
- Well, I thought they must be poor. They've got no clothes on. Can we donate some?

This wouldn't have happened if I hadn't forgotten my phone!
Jesse_Koehler at 6:01AM, July 21, 2024
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Daddy, why have you shot so many photos of moms Friends and Not of Mom herself?

A typical wurst-käs scenario. (A pun. Worst Case Sounds Like sausage and cheese in German)
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PaulEberhardt at 7:26AM, July 21, 2024
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Jesse_Koehler wrote:

A typical wurst-käs scenario. (A pun. Worst Case Sounds Like sausage and cheese in German)

🤣 Good one! I may want to nick it one day if you don't mind. Of course I'll credit you.
Jesse_Koehler at 1:27PM, July 21, 2024
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Well i don't know Who Nick is, but you can use The joke 😉😂
Yoylecake420 at 10:24AM, July 25, 2024
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Jesse_Koehler wrote:
Well i don't know Who Nick is, but you can use The joke 😉😂
Who is Nick?
Firey.
marcorossi at 6:20AM, July 30, 2024
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Watery, Earthy, airy and…?

No, thanks, I already have an atomic mosquito catcher.
Zero Hour at 7:18AM, July 31, 2024
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Are you interested in buying Canada's array of weapons of mass destruction?

It was before it shattered my hopes and dreams.
PaulEberhardt at 4:15PM, Aug. 10, 2024
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Is this your laptop, this fancy new one with those forum pages still open in the browser?

This was yet another half-arsed attempt at making my mark on the world.
marcorossi at 8:42AM, Aug. 23, 2024
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Why did you sign the world map?

One part martini, one part white wine, one part love.
Zero Hour at 1:08PM, Sept. 1, 2024
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What is the receipt for the most addictive drug?

Everything is falling apart, and that's a good thing.
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PaulEberhardt at 5:21AM, Sept. 3, 2024
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What do you think of our new town hall? They paid a world-famous postmodernist architect for a really innovative design.

I know. She's my sister, but keep it between us, Ok?
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marcorossi at 2:54PM, Sept. 16, 2024
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You look so much like Taylor Swift!

Really? From Michigan?!?
Zero Hour at 7:07AM, Sept. 20, 2024
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I came here from the nest of all that is evil.

Extending your car warranty might help.
Archer Xanthorg at 6:52AM, Oct. 21, 2024
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How are we going to drive to Neptune?

Bread Broth & Beyond
Zero Hour at 9:18AM, Nov. 12, 2024
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What shall we name our space bed & breakfast?

You never told me scales feels so nice.
PaulEberhardt at 12:55PM, Nov. 12, 2024
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Heard you were dragged down by a mermaid last month. They're something else, aren't they?

Everything's gone so dark all of a sudden!
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Zero Hour at 6:07PM, Nov. 16, 2024
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What happens when you activate make-everything-dark-inator?

Then we shall make out as friends.
Jesse_Koehler at 1:27PM, Nov. 19, 2024
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Is it legal, that 2 Cousins kiss each other in Public?

Bring The fat hammer.it May be Our Last Hope.
kawaiidaigakusei at 1:31AM, Nov. 30, 2024
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What did Captain America say to Thor in the original Avengers: End Game script?


I traded them for these Magic Beans.
( ´ ▽ ` )ノ
Zero Hour at 12:29PM, Dec. 1, 2024
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What happened to my mystic pears?

I only collapsed the government because i wanted a donut.
PaulEberhardt at 2:46AM, Jan. 11, 2025
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I'm by no means questioning your command, generalissimo, but may I enquire why you issued this order to put up all the members of the bakers' guild against the wall?

Sometimes, I feel so very, very tired.
therealtj at 2:16AM, Jan. 23, 2025
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Have you slept a wink?

I don't know about you, but cheese so strong it glows in the dark might make me a bit nervous to have in my fridge.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Zero Hour at 9:14AM, Jan. 24, 2025
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Do you think i could pass this vial of uranium for some cheese?


I did have the power of Satana and anime on my side.
therealtj at 9:11AM, Jan. 31, 2025
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Why are you so smooth?

Okay, flipped the right turtle this time. Now I just gotta stomp every other turtle in this desert and I'm good.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
Jesse_Koehler at 3:20PM, Jan. 31, 2025
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What are Marios thoughts, while he is in The egypt-world?

even The confusion is confused now.
therealtj at 3:58PM, Jan. 31, 2025
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How would Kong Qiu react to a fortune cookie?

23 Galas and 19 Granny Smith's

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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