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Archer Xanthorg at 4:30AM, March 24, 2021
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Make questions for answers!

Okay, here is how it works:

Person A: Jello

Person B: What I'm knee deep in. 6,187,543.4

Person C: The amount of lizards I have. breadcrumbs

and so on.

If anyone is up for this I'll start out:

clocks
Ozoneocean at 5:25AM, March 24, 2021
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I like big black clocks.

Interrupting moose
Archer Xanthorg at 2:26PM, March 24, 2021
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What has been destroying communication for hundreds of generations?

It seemed like a good idea at the time!
Ozoneocean at 5:00PM, March 24, 2021
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I bought 4 million toasters… :(

Chicken dinner
Andreas_Helixfinger at 11:47AM, June 25, 2021
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Alright! Who gave Cthulu an alarm clock!?
London calling.
Archer Xanthorg at 12:52PM, Jan. 30, 2022
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Who’s on the phone?

The iron moose
Zero Hour at 12:19AM, May 30, 2023
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What did Iron Man made when he ran over a moose?

I swear his brain was in a jar before
kawaiidaigakusei at 5:14PM, June 6, 2023
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What would happen if the German word for “No” was removed from the vernacular?


Dehydrate with salt.
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Niccea at 10:23AM, June 15, 2023
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How do I help my mummy lose weight?


A cobra wearing a fake mustache.
Zero Hour at 4:39AM, June 17, 2023
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What is your plan to win this fight?

This guinea pig ascended to godhood
Jesse_Koehler at 3:00PM, June 24, 2023
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What are Aborigines mumbling while having a fever dream?

That happened when my grandma shaved her Beard.
Archer Xanthorg at 6:05PM, June 27, 2023
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When did the circus start losing money?

I do not recall, I need an attorney.
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kawaiidaigakusei at 9:47PM, July 21, 2023
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How have you been spending Summer Vacation, Tantalus?

If we conquer Troy, we will Rule the Aegean.
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Jesse_Koehler at 2:02AM, July 27, 2023
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What are you doing with all that soldiers in Front of The House of my friend Troy?!

I pressed escape but the Virus is still on my Computer.
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Archer Xanthorg at 1:40PM, Aug. 6, 2023
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The virus has taken over the ships computer! Everyone get to the escape pods!

The meatloaf that time forgot!
kawaiidaigakusei at 9:45PM, Aug. 6, 2023
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What were you eating on that hot summer night when the beach was burning, and the fog crawled over the sand?


The Most Powerful Lemon in its Prime.
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Jesse_Koehler at 7:35AM, Aug. 14, 2023
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What could be The Name of an adventure time Episode?

I pressed space, but I am still on earth.
Archer Xanthorg at 8:03AM, Aug. 14, 2023
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Sir, do you even know how to fly a spaceship?

Now it’s faster than ever before!
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Zero Hour at 7:34PM, Oct. 1, 2023
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Why did you added rocket boost to the snail?

I never said it was a break
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Jesse_Koehler at 3:27AM, Oct. 2, 2023
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Why do you think, you can do Smoking Breaks all The time at Work?

Tha'ts yust unpossible!
Zero Hour at 4:20PM, April 16, 2024
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Sir, your speech impwdm has his own speech impediment.

That was a top secret turtle.
kawaiidaigakusei at 2:32AM, April 18, 2024
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You’re going to LaGuardia, right?

Basically a squatter that lived in the basement of an Opera House.
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PaulEberhardt at 11:32AM, April 18, 2024
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“Who's that handsome guy in your bathroom? Your boyfriend?”

You made an abominable mess!
Zero Hour at 6:06PM, April 22, 2024
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Why did you leave me, Sharon?

Stabbing you was the merciful option.
kawaiidaigakusei at 3:49AM, April 25, 2024
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What did the gaucho say to the picanha steak?

An orc, an elf, and a human.
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Jesse_Koehler at 3:07PM, April 26, 2024
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How does those typical bar Jokes began in medieval Times?

sorry, i am allergic to pain.
PaulEberhardt at 11:49AM, April 28, 2024
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Can I interest you in a free test drive of our latest ultra-compact car model, the “Jalo P”?

Seven pints of beer and a can of sardines.
Zero Hour at 3:14PM, May 22, 2024
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What did you throw in the cauldron to make the philosopher's stone?

I never saw this kangaroo in my life.
PaulEberhardt at 12:17PM, July 10, 2024
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Get this thing or yours out of my garden right now! What the hell is it anyway?

Between us, my friend, the only reason nobody has beaten the living hell out of that guy is because it could land you in jail.
marcorossi at 5:45AM, July 11, 2024
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Between you and me, why didn't anybody beaten the living hell out of Macho Mustacho?

EDIT:
David Hasselhoff and Skeletor
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