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Archer Xanthorg at 4:30AM, March 24, 2021
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Make questions for answers!

Okay, here is how it works:

Person A: Jello

Person B: What I'm knee deep in. 6,187,543.4

Person C: The amount of lizards I have. breadcrumbs

and so on.

If anyone is up for this I'll start out:

clocks
Ozoneocean at 5:25AM, March 24, 2021
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I like big black clocks.

Interrupting moose
Archer Xanthorg at 2:26PM, March 24, 2021
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What has been destroying communication for hundreds of generations?

It seemed like a good idea at the time!
Ozoneocean at 5:00PM, March 24, 2021
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I bought 4 million toasters… :(

Chicken dinner
Andreas_Helixfinger at 11:47AM, June 25, 2021
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Alright! Who gave Cthulu an alarm clock!?
London calling.
Archer Xanthorg at 12:52PM, Jan. 30, 2022
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Who’s on the phone?

The iron moose
Zero Hour at 12:19AM, May 30, 2023
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What did Iron Man made when he ran over a moose?

I swear his brain was in a jar before
kawaiidaigakusei at 5:14PM, June 6, 2023
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What would happen if the German word for “No” was removed from the vernacular?


Dehydrate with salt.
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Niccea at 10:23AM, June 15, 2023
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How do I help my mummy lose weight?


A cobra wearing a fake mustache.
Zero Hour at 4:39AM, June 17, 2023
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What is your plan to win this fight?

This guinea pig ascended to godhood
Jesse_Koehler at 3:00PM, June 24, 2023
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What are Aborigines mumbling while having a fever dream?

That happened when my grandma shaved her Beard.
Archer Xanthorg at 6:05PM, June 27, 2023
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When did the circus start losing money?

I do not recall, I need an attorney.
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kawaiidaigakusei at 9:47PM, July 21, 2023
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How have you been spending Summer Vacation, Tantalus?

If we conquer Troy, we will Rule the Aegean.
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Jesse_Koehler at 2:02AM, July 27, 2023
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What are you doing with all that soldiers in Front of The House of my friend Troy?!

I pressed escape but the Virus is still on my Computer.
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Archer Xanthorg at 1:40PM, Aug. 6, 2023
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The virus has taken over the ships computer! Everyone get to the escape pods!

The meatloaf that time forgot!
kawaiidaigakusei at 9:45PM, Aug. 6, 2023
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What were you eating on that hot summer night when the beach was burning, and the fog crawled over the sand?


The Most Powerful Lemon in its Prime.
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Jesse_Koehler at 7:35AM, Aug. 14, 2023
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What could be The Name of an adventure time Episode?

I pressed space, but I am still on earth.
Archer Xanthorg at 8:03AM, Aug. 14, 2023
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Sir, do you even know how to fly a spaceship?

Now it’s faster than ever before!
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Zero Hour at 7:34PM, Oct. 1, 2023
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Why did you added rocket boost to the snail?

I never said it was a break
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Jesse_Koehler at 3:27AM, Oct. 2, 2023
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Why do you think, you can do Smoking Breaks all The time at Work?

Tha'ts yust unpossible!
Zero Hour at 4:20PM, April 16, 2024
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Sir, your speech impwdm has his own speech impediment.

That was a top secret turtle.
kawaiidaigakusei at 2:32AM, April 18, 2024
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You’re going to LaGuardia, right?

Basically a squatter that lived in the basement of an Opera House.
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PaulEberhardt at 11:32AM, April 18, 2024
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“Who's that handsome guy in your bathroom? Your boyfriend?”

You made an abominable mess!
Zero Hour at 6:06PM, April 22, 2024
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Why did you leave me, Sharon?

Stabbing you was the merciful option.
kawaiidaigakusei at 3:49AM, April 25, 2024
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What did the gaucho say to the picanha steak?

An orc, an elf, and a human.
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Jesse_Koehler at 3:07PM, April 26, 2024
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How does those typical bar Jokes began in medieval Times?

sorry, i am allergic to pain.
PaulEberhardt at 11:49AM, April 28, 2024
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Can I interest you in a free test drive of our latest ultra-compact car model, the “Jalo P”?

Seven pints of beer and a can of sardines.
Zero Hour at 3:14PM, May 22, 2024
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What did you throw in the cauldron to make the philosopher's stone?

I never saw this kangaroo in my life.

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