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Paper cuts are caused by tiny ninjas. A pink crusader patrols the night, protecting the innocent with shining hooves. A clockwork boot reigns doom down upon innocent mushrooms. Somewhere in there there is a grain of reality, but good luck finding it!
That's how it's author describes it ...

Check out the new DD member interview! Also, contest winners! Also, milestones!
skoolmunkee at 4:19PM, April 25, 2010
We've got another DD user interview up, and this one is a good 'un with lots of interesting tidbits! ministrybase interviews Kroatz of No Heroes!
9. Your art has a rich, plush texture that is draws the reader in. Take us through creating a page for No Heroes.
Every ...
DD Store, PW ads, milestones, and interviews!
skoolmunkee at 12:29PM, April 21, 2010So how is the DrunkDuck Store working out for everybody? There's a lot of good stuff up there, but the smart folks will be telling their readers and fans that they have a store and it should be visited and stuff bought from! There is a thread about the ...
Here is your Sunday News, IT IS DELICIOUS
skoolmunkee at 9:52AM, April 4, 2010I am sure you have noticed that the DrunkDuck Store is open! And if you haven't- notice now!
It's easy- just register (you can link to your DD account there) and start uploading art! (You do need a paypal account because that's how you're paid.) It ...
The Drunk Duck Store is NOW OPEN
skoolmunkee at 2:43PM, March 29, 2010Lots of time and effort has been put into this place, and it's all ready to go! Head on over, create an account (you can link it up with your main DD account, even) and start uploading some art! Have a look around and you may find something you ...
Books, games, milestones, and prepare for the store opening!
skoolmunkee at 12:32PM, March 28, 2010OK everyone, get your art ready! The launch of the DD Store is imminent, and all you have to do is sign up (it will be linked to your DD account, if you want to use the same username) and upload images! Your buyers will get to choose what to ...
OK- site working again! REALLY!
skoolmunkee at 3:29PM, March 22, 2010Okay! I am told that there should be plenty of space on the image server now (100 gigs) and that things are working again! So everyone may go back to uploading their comics and changing their html and so forth, everything should be fine, nothing should be wrong!
You will ...
Update on the image/uploading bug- problem found, end in sight!
skoolmunkee at 2:39AM, March 17, 2010They've found out what the problem is- their image server ran out of space (but the server host neglected to warn them of the problem or tell them when the space actually ran out, so they had no idea). We've been told that things should be working again ...