(YOU BETTER READ ALL OF IT BECAUSE I WORKED HARD!)

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome. If I may have your attention for just a moment or two, just a minute or three of your time today, I promise that I will tell you something and sell you something that will ...

Alright class settle down! It is time to begin today's lesson: DrunkDuck news!

First of all, those of you who were part of the original list of contributors for the third DrunkDuck anthology! Please PQ me as soon as possible. Some of you already did and I should have ...

I salute you! Because I'm about to go to work. And rocking is more fun than working.

Well it's been only a couple of days, so of course I have a very full PQ box with lots of news!

Rina_ran is having a contest!

I'm holding a ...

This just in, everyone needs to Send Black Kitty a PQ to tell her how great she is and how much you love her. No reason! I just think she's great and I'm sure I'm not the only one. (If you don't like her don't ...

We always get to announce lots of milestones in these newsposts and I think that people maybe get tired of seeing them (or maybe just take them for granted)… but 25 pages represents a lot of work! I really am happy for everyone I get to announce here because they ...

OK I just have to stop feeling bad for knocking old newsposts off. We just get too many to wait a couple days to make all of em.

Some changes! A couple of little bugs have been fixed, but also, notice how the thumbnails on the ‘Most Read’ lists no ...

OK, well there is A WHOLE BUNCH of news in this update, but that's not because I put it off too long this time! It's just because people have sent us a lot of news. THEY HAVE SENT A LOT!

Community!

The Drunk Duck Awards have started! Visit ...

Okay guys, maybe you haven't noticed but there are some awesome new features all having to do with user profiles! Just click on someone's username and you will see…

Of course this means a couple of bugs have popped up. It might take a few days to fix ...

What's up ducks and duckettes? I got some announcements!

Some changes are coming soon to the user pages! So keep an eye out…

There's a new Creator Interview up, and this time it's Hawk of Culture Shock!

Would you be doing your comic at all if you ...

We got a lot of news items today! To all those who sent me news: Sorry for the long wait. :(

Did you know that Wizard Magazine did a write-up about DJ Coffman's Hero By Night? Well they did! :D And you can see a scan of it in this ...