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Sea_Cow at 12:50PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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IF BY “WORK” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN NO. I am the only one in my household allowed to “work.”

HOW DO I PULL A SEA COW?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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BlueFlame_Studios at 5:03PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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By being a Night Elf Mohawk.

What are grits?

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imshard at 5:16PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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Grits ? GRITS!? THEY ARE THE AMALGAMATED DESTRUCTION OF ALL MY LOVES AND AFTER BEING SHREDDED AND PROCESSED BY THE MAN FOR FEEDING THE MASSES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

why is that man following me?

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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zgenstru at 5:20PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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Becuase he is having puppies and he wants you to to breast feed them.

So do you like DragonBall?

MCcain IS cancer.

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imshard at 5:31PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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Why yes my fellow! I am after all a psychotic lunatic. It is a prerequisite to enjoying such a low-quality animated children's show.

Did you save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico (r)?

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Sea_Cow at 5:35PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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IF BY “SWITCHING TO” YOU MEAN “RAPING”, THEN I DO NOT SAVE MONEY BUT I “SWITCH TO” GEICO EVERY DAY.

How do you roll?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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zgenstru at 6:30PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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I roll on your poop if thats what you mean.

So what do you guys think about manga?

MCcain IS cancer.

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Sea_Cow at 6:33PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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IF BY “MANGA” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, I LOVE “MANGA”!

What do you guys think about rape?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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zgenstru at 6:38PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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Oh my god the biscuts are burning run away and save yourself.

So what do you think about Sailor Moon?

MCcain IS cancer.

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Insanity at 7:15PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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It Belongs In This Liddle TidBit:

Would You Save Spaceballs From A Burning Meat Capsule? Hmmmm?!?!?

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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imshard at 8:02PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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I see your shwartz is as big as mine!

Have ye ever danced with the devil 'neath the pale moonlight?

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 8:17PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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If by danced, rape, etc.

Have you ever played Monopoly with a group of 8 year old girls?

i will also like to know you the more

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Insanity at 8:57PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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If By Play Monopoly, You Mean, etc.

WHERE IS MY SWEATSHIRT HENRY?!?!?!?

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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imshard at 9:00PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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I raped it so I thought I'd toss it in the washer for you.

why do the voices in your head make you be nice to me?

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Coveinant at 11:44PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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I don't know I tuned them out a long time ago.

Is Coveinant back in the DD forums?

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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Sea_Cow at 11:45PM, Dec. 31, 2007

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IF BY “COVEINANT” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN MAYBE NOT YET BUT I'M DOING MY BEST.

Has Sea_Cow finally brought Win to the Forum Games?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 12:35AM, Jan. 1, 2008

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If by win you mean rape then no, get your ass in gear.

i will also like to know you the more

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Lord Shplane at 12:51AM, Jan. 1, 2008

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Ass, rape etc..

OH WAIT WHAT?

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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BlueFlame_Studios at 10:10AM, Jan. 1, 2008

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That's Mama Luigi to you.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?!

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TheSwordUpsilon at 10:11AM, Jan. 1, 2008

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Whwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhat!

Do you like fishy crackers?

WAKA LAKA!
Strength should only be used for the good of others. Anyone who only fights for their own gain are fighting an empty battle

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therealtj at 10:43AM, Jan. 1, 2008

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IF BY “CRACKERS” YOU MEAN RAPE, THEN YES I LIKE FISHY “CRACKERS”.

Does anyone else think that sea_cow's joke has become overused?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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BlueFlame_Studios at 11:32AM, Jan. 1, 2008

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If by ‘sea_cow’s joke' you mean rape, then yes, I think ‘sea_cow’s joke' has become overused.

Are you on the list?

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YoungNastyMan at 10:31PM, Jan. 1, 2008

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I am not only on the list, but i am the party itself. You are all inside of me, socializing, and drinking punch.

I like you. Do you like me?

(>^_^)>(>^.)>('<)
Tag you're it! Tag, you're it! Tag, you're….Oh, god dammit!

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Coveinant at 2:24AM, Jan. 2, 2008

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*pulls out guns, pulls trigger* NO!

I'm going back to school, any adice to get through it?

Enter my contests and be happy about your ideas.

go here, I may have left you something good
CJ

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Lord Shplane at 2:26AM, Jan. 2, 2008

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Yes, I have some advice. It's down the road, not across the street.

AM I DOIN' THIS RITE?

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Sea_Cow at 1:51PM, Jan. 2, 2008

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IF BY “DO” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, NO. THRUST HARDER.

Is Shplane homosexual?

I am so happy to finally be back home

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BlueFlame_Studios at 5:23PM, Jan. 2, 2008

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If mixed properly with the right peas.

Deal Or No Deal?

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Sea_Cow at 5:39PM, Jan. 2, 2008

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IF BY “DEAL” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN BY ALL MEANS, “DEAL”!

What's on your mind?

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Product Placement at 6:26AM, Jan. 3, 2008

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Mostly fluffy things…. and fire. Lord Blurshegols says healthy people should always think about those things. The puddle disagrees though. Oh how I hate that puddle but no mater how much you stomp and kick it and try to set it on fire it just keeps lying there, mocking me.

Is it cold today?

Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.

This space for rent.

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BlueFlame_Studios at 6:52PM, Jan. 3, 2008

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Only if the Grand Cheese Overlord says so.

Why?

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