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Aurora Moon at 7:23PM, Feb. 2, 2008

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Thats because you're dead. We're all dead people pretending that we're still alive!!

Re-dead, much?

I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)

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Insanity at 7:35PM, Feb. 2, 2008

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MUHMUHMUHMUH….

IS HAROLD WINNING THE SUPERWORM RACE?

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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fazz33 at 7:02AM, Feb. 3, 2008

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Of course johnny mcstapler is weinning the pocket rabbit fight, but only because of his mouse propelled rockets are eating the pens… who will feed the pens?!

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Djeinus at 4:42AM, Feb. 4, 2008

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Karl Marx will feed the pens, I know he will!

Am I evil?

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imshard at 10:19AM, Feb. 4, 2008

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What kind of lady do you take me for, you charlatan!

Why is football such a big deal?

Don't be a stick in the mud traditionalist! Support global warming!

Tech Support: The Comic!! Updates Somedays!!

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iain_westy at 1:50PM, Feb. 4, 2008

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Football is the one media that everone has an apinion on. you love it or you hate it.
The goverment uses this as a cultural Acums Razer to devide the population into two easaly influenced groups. Howerver the goverment in turn is devided by its opinions on football and will its selfe be easaly influenced by itself. Football its self will then have controle. the world will be run not by a game, but by the abstract concept of a game that everone has an opinion on. Once the GAME takes controle there will be no stopping it. the only thing we can do now is start playing and watching team tidely winks instead.

I like white bread sandwedges but my wife likes brown. how can I still eat the sandweges I like and also keep my wife happy?

Dot toch me with that wolf! you've no idea were its been.

Check out Void_If_Removed
www.drunkduck.com/Void_If_Removed

I believe in Jesus Christ my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

Jesus is love <3.

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Aussie_kid at 8:44PM, Feb. 5, 2008

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Mix and match or double bread will grant you the tomatoes you seek in this world of cushions and oompa loompas.

Can a prostitute be given a refund if she puts condoms on her form as a work expense?

Insanity Complex: We may not be insane, but we like to think we are

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BlueFlame_Studios at 3:54PM, Feb. 9, 2008

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Cheese?

A Comic by Habilis_Orian

Autumn Blood Forums

My deviantArt Page

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Insanity at 11:38AM, Feb. 10, 2008

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CHEESE MUNGBEANS!

WHO IS HO?

AwesomeUnicorn
I feel a little bit like Hitler right now, too.

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Lord Shplane at 8:30PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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YOUR MOM WHO I EAT'D OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

I am hungry why aren't you making me a sammich?

DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS DEMON'S SOULS
Yes I know that this game is retarded. It's also fun for some retarded reason.
This one is less retarded, but it's mostly just fun for the trolling
K.A.L.A-dan! Ecchi (lolpr0n)

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Aurora Moon at 11:37PM, Feb. 10, 2008

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Im all out of meat.

Would you let me cut off bits of you so that I can make you a sandwich? Come to think of it, do you like your own meat off your body?

I'm on hitatus while I redo one of my webcomics. Be sure to check it out when I'n done! :)

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bluebot092 at 12:25AM, Feb. 13, 2008

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i have no meat cause IM A ZOMBIE GERBAL RAWWWWR

is the moon made of cheese?

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 7:47PM, Feb. 14, 2008

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IF BY “CHEESE” YOU MEAN “RAPE”, THEN YES, THE MOON IS MADE OUT OF “CHEESE.”

DO YOU LIKE YOU HELP OLD WOMEN ACROSS THE STREET LATE AT NIGHT WHEN NO ONE'S AROUND?

i will also like to know you the more

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bluebot092 at 11:49PM, Feb. 14, 2008

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yes then i eat them cause IM A ZOMBIE GERBIL RAWR

what is 4x4 + 496585472374097532973295729437509732?

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Renga Studio at 12:01PM, Feb. 15, 2008

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How should I know; I'm not a doctor, though I play one with my imaginary girlfriend! Con itchy WAHAHAHAHA!!!! lol! I am Orangutside and crazy I not bee see dee three elemenohpeemypants! Ha, ha, ha! I just flew into town but it blew up when I hit it! WAH-WAH-WAAAAH! I always reap what I see and see what I–! Hey! Where'd my pear victim go? Oh well, everybody's perfect, therefore nobody is! Wait a minute this isn't an Uncyclopedia artice! In fact, this isn't even Uncyclopedia! Oh noes! I'm in the wrong website! And I almost made a funny quote here involving Oscar Wilde, chicken feathers, cod liver oil, and a very, very depraved walrus! Oh well, well's all that wells end!

How's the weather inside you?

Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!

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bluebot092 at 12:06PM, Feb. 15, 2008

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partly cloudy with a chance of WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the cocanut eat the cocanut while riding a pony on a black yoshi mario plush?

I don't have ADD you're just boring me.

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Djeinus at 9:45AM, Feb. 19, 2008

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Because I had a vision from Chuck Norris…

Does Mel Gibson exist?

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therealtj at 1:12PM, Feb. 19, 2008

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IF BY “EXIST” YOU MEAN RAPE, THEN NO, MEL GIBSON IS NOT COOL ENOUGH TO “EXIST”

Are you legaly gay?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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spiritmonkey at 1:23PM, Feb. 19, 2008

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IF BY “LEGALY” YOU MEAN RAPE THEN I'm afraid your question makes no sense

Is it true that if you keep an orange in your sock long enough it turns into crab juice?

Timmy And the Bleach

There are many things in this world that are uncertain
I'd say I'm one of them
But I'm not sure

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Dr3wdub at 3:08PM, Feb. 19, 2008

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No iT tUrnS inTo 3.14 with bluEBErrIeS oN ToP! youre thinking of my moms secret recipie For brOken heaRt! HEY, I FOUND THE CAPS LOCK!!!

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!

“I'm having Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time. I have a strange feeling I've forgotten all of this before.”

^Link to the best web comic I've ever read!!!(not mine btw)

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Orange at 4:26PM, Feb. 19, 2008

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peanut butter!

is that a rock?

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The letter E at 2:12AM, Feb. 21, 2008

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Iz my precccccciousssss…if lose it, can easily get moar!

Why are we here?

My webcomic:
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_lone_wolf_adventurer/

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humorman at 9:25PM, Feb. 21, 2008

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Maybe YOU are here, but I am there, which is like here accept with an extra “t”. Therefore, I must be in a place with “t”'s, so therefore, I must be at a golf course. Now, assuming I'm using a 4-wood on the first hole, it could be possible to obtain a triple bogey if I play my cards right.

How many cards in a full house?

Billy vs. Tree – The epic struggle of boy versus tree.
Sonic Colores – It looks like it's going to be a good game because I love how the way it makes me grow.

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cool guy at 6:10PM, Feb. 29, 2008

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IF BY “HOW MANY CARDS” YOU MEAN “HOW MUCH RAPE” THEN,Alot

Are you a mechanaloid?

This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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The letter E at 12:06AM, March 3, 2008

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I am a LADY!

Are you looking at me?

My webcomic:
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_lone_wolf_adventurer/

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SnakeByte at 8:26AM, March 3, 2008

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Because the little grimlins with their hammers beat me senseless and and force me to eat unwashed socks.

Why was the internet created?

Once I bite, you feel the vemon across the net.
Learn to fear Snakebyte!!

In our lab, the madness never ends!!
Electronic Mayhem

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Insizwa at 4:24PM, March 3, 2008

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So the Hawaiian Communists could upload themselves themselves to China.

What do you do when you wake up in the mourning?

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therealtj at 11:28PM, March 3, 2008

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IF BY “DO” YOU MEAN RAPE, THAN YES I “DO” WHEN I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING.

Are you?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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Renga Studio at 6:07AM, March 4, 2008

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Like I were going to said before, "I always reap what I see and see what I reap"!

Has anytwo solved my granmaa* yet?

*Sew ran: Anagram

Renga: How are you everyone !!
Renga: All your weather are control by me.
Renga: I has a weather machine.
DrunkDuck: What you say !!

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therealtj at 6:42PM, March 4, 2008

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IF BY “ANYTWO” YOU MEAN RAPE, THEN YES, RAPE HAS SOLVED YOUR GRANMAA.

Does anyone think I edited this post becase I forgot to add a question? Because I didn't.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

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