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If an alien invited you to a spaceship party would you go?
Byth1 at 1:05PM, July 20, 2010
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Disgruntledrm
Little do you realize, the Jonas brothers are aliens themselves. They wouldn't stand for other-worldly upstaging.

Isn't that public knowledge?


Dave Mire
That's why it has to be a massive public event like the Superbowl or the Jonas brothers concert or something. they can't silence us all!
Let's blow the lid off this whole conspiracy once and for all!

Then they'll make some huge cover story about the ship, throw you in to a cell for daily torture and then slaughter everybody else who saw the ship. Y'know, worst case scenario.
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JazylH at 10:51PM, Aug. 5, 2010
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I don't know…after what happened last time…

And the worst part was that she never called back.


HAHA! That cracked me up! :D WEll I'd go as long as they give me my share after their global domination…That & if they have DSL cable interenet. :P

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The Gravekeeper at 12:49AM, Aug. 6, 2010
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Nah, if you flew a spaceship into the Superbowl everyone would just think it was some elaborate publicity stunt to sell something completely unrelated to aliens.

As for the initial question, whether or not I get on the spaceship for the party depends on what kind of party it is. If it's something like a tupperware party, I'm out.
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DrLuck at 11:14AM, Aug. 9, 2010
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It would depend. Is there a pinata involved. I love pinatas.
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Byth1 at 7:03PM, Aug. 13, 2010
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It would depend. Is there a pinata involved. I love pinatas.

There is one, but it's filled with anal probes. Still interested? :D
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Randal at 5:16PM, Aug. 14, 2010
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Heck no.
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ozoneocean at 4:44AM, Aug. 17, 2010
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DrLuck
It would depend. Is there a pinata involved. I love pinatas.
There is one, but it's filled with anal probes. Still interested? :D
As long as they've never been used and they're made of sugar. Yes! ^_^
Randal
Heck no.
Those alien brains look like buttocks…
 
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bravo1102 at 7:22AM, Aug. 19, 2010
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You people have got to get with the times. It is so 1980's to think our little Gray friends do anal probes. Nope, they take your private parts in hand and suck out sperm or eggs and then for you girls you get a false pregnancy and the fetus is sucked out around the 6th or 7th month.

The long needles no longer go up your rectum but up your nose. They figured it would be so much cooler if you saw it coming…

Got to go… interceptors immediate launch!

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ozoneocean at 8:10AM, Aug. 19, 2010
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They figured it would be so much cooler if you saw it coming…
Ooh-err! You saucy devil!
bravo1102
Got to go… interceptors immediate launch!
Space 1999!

Call Eagle 1! Call Brian Blessed! O_O
 
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Byth1 at 9:16PM, Aug. 19, 2010
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Nope, they take your private parts in hand and suck out sperm.

….That sounds, AWESOME!! lol!
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regiz the painter at 9:53PM, Aug. 24, 2010
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Meh, I personally say alien are cool, but no spaceship party for me. It could be a trap. Just like in almost every alien movie but ET.

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Terminal at 7:21PM, Aug. 25, 2010
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Naaaaaaaah.
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TheShah at 7:49AM, Sept. 18, 2010
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Hell yes.
Anal probe or not, it's a once in a lifetime experience.
I mean best case scenario you hook up with a Kirk-like alien sex-bomb with multiple ____ (whatever you want!!)
Worst case scenario: you fiddle around with shit and start an intergalactic war in which the human race is almost wiped out… BUT: you're still on board and you've now become so freakin' unique as being one of a handful of human's left– high five!!

It's win win!!

But to be honest, I would take some precautions before I board in the more than likely chance of anal-probage.
Like… attending all you can eat Mexican buffet before embarking on said craft.

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TheShah at 7:54AM, Sept. 18, 2010
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Little do you realize, the Jonas brothers are aliens themselves. They wouldn't stand for other-worldly upstaging.

More reason to get the fuck off this rock and take our chances with other Aliens. :|
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TheShah at 7:55AM, Sept. 18, 2010
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It would depend. Is there a pinata involved. I love pinatas.

Yep.
It's you.

3 guesses as to what the candy filling would be.
SURPRISE!!!!
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bravo1102 at 10:59AM, Sept. 18, 2010
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TheShah
But to be honest, I would take some precautions before I board in the more than likely chance of anal-probage.
Like… attending all you can eat Mexican buffet before embarking on said craft.



You know I that is a great idea. Eat something sure to give you killer farts and or extreme diaherrea.

I know some who got out of real rectal enemas that way. One fart and all the medical professionals said screw this and said they would skip the rectal enema and do an ultrasound instead.

About getting it on with hawt alien babes; according to one eyewitness she may be great looking but she pants, growls, and howls like a dog during sex. But the bright red pubic hair was something to see. This is from a pre-Grey alien abduction in Brazil in the 1950s when aliens were tall, slim and fair haired with sharp features.
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ozoneocean at 9:15PM, Sept. 18, 2010
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You love bottom stories…
bravo1102
when aliens were tall, slim and fair haired with sharp features.
Space elves?
Or anthro fox girls?
 
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bravo1102 at 9:54AM, Sept. 19, 2010
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You love bottom stories…
bravo1102
when aliens were tall, slim and fair haired with sharp features.
Space elves?
Or anthro fox girls?

My old fart friends and I sit around complaining about our medical experiences.

The Nordic alien is a space elf and the classic Grey alien is a space goblin. Reptoids are space trolls.

So that invitation into the UFO could be just like that invitation into the Faeire Realm. Remember that like that trip to Mexico be careful what you eat and don't drink the water. But you can have as much Romulan Ale as you want.
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gullas at 7:55AM, Sept. 22, 2010
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Spaceship party, huh? Only if they have free beer and pretzels…
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alwinbot at 6:51PM, Sept. 22, 2010
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Of course. That's the only way to take my comic to the stars.
Read this comic. It is the greatest journal comic ever written and drawn. Trust me.
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handyhippie65 at 9:46PM, Oct. 16, 2010
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never turned down a party in my life! but it would depend on their teeth. no sharp pointy ones, the thought of being a party snack would be hard to kick.lol!
uhhh…(tap,tap,tap) is this thing on? hey does it look like i'm talking to a bunch of robot penises?
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Evil_Hare at 12:05PM, Oct. 20, 2010
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I'd go and hope they have Romulan Ale… If Han Solo were at this party, I'd tell him he really is a b*tch. ;P
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tiffawolf at 3:04AM, Oct. 21, 2010
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not if it was a xenomorph -__- http://www.myfreewallpapers.net/movies/pages/aliens-xenomorph.shtml
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