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Mafia 8- The Battle for Hark's Soul! Official game thread of kick butt awesomeness!
waff at 11:45AM, May 28, 2009
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Tonight is going to be a fun night, believe me….
any previews of whats to come?

Yeah! Give us early clues! *Must…refrain…from saying…LOL!

bwaaaah, early clues are for wussies. Real mafia players wait for the slaughter >:)
yes but this is harks mind It'll likley be buckets of blood even if it's only one person stubbing their toe so I'd like what age rating it will probably be.
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gullas
*rolls out his bedroll in Waff's box* HEY WAFF, CAN WE LIGHT A FIRE IN HERE TO TOAST THE MARSHMALLOWS?
I'm not even sure if my box is here. and even so it is flammable (the cardboard part of the cardboard-metal alloy).

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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pastel at 12:12PM, May 28, 2009
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…But I dun trust Crocty…

I don't either.

Despite… or even because I've known him for a while. Just something about him…. D:
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Aghammer at 12:13PM, May 28, 2009
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Crap, I already lit a fire.. here, I'll stamp it out!! Oh well, cold marshmellows. :)

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harkovast
Tonight is going to be a fun night, believe me….
any previews of whats to come?

Yeah! Give us early clues! *Must…refrain…from saying…LOL!

bwaaaah, early clues are for wussies. Real mafia players wait for the slaughter >:)
yes but this is harks mind It'll likley be buckets of blood even if it's only one person stubbing their toe so I'd like what age rating it will probably be.
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gullas
*rolls out his bedroll in Waff's box* HEY WAFF, CAN WE LIGHT A FIRE IN HERE TO TOAST THE MARSHMALLOWS?
I'm not even sure if my box is here. and even so it is flammable (the cardboard part of the cardboard-metal alloy).
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Aghammer at 12:14PM, May 28, 2009
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I never trust him… even when I know he's one of the good guys (we worked together as mayor and police cap) he still seems shifty!

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…But I dun trust Crocty…

I don't either.

Despite… or even because I've known him for a while. Just something about him…. D:
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Air Raid Robertson at 12:15PM, May 28, 2009
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Great, I've made three posts on this forum and people already want to lynch me. (Under the cover of night, no less) I'm about as popular as a rabid polar bear covered in fire ants.

You're all evil. You'd think this forum was some kind of role playing game that endorses mass murder or something.
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Aghammer at 12:21PM, May 28, 2009
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What? I thought you were dead already?? Let's lynch Air Raid! Why?? Because he has three seperate words in this name…think about it… Product Placement has TWO and we know he's evil so Air Raid, with 3 must be EVIL. Yeah, just saying…

Hark, what would be cool is, if he had a secret device planted in his head (by Hakoshen, of course) that triggers the next time he posts blowing his head clean off. AND, for the next of the game he runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off spraying everyone with blood!!

Yeah, the inside of Hark's mind is pretty damn neat….


Air Raid Robertson
Great, I've made three posts on this forum and people already want to lynch me. (Under the cover of night, no less) I'm about as popular as a rabid polar bear covered in fire ants.

You're all evil. You'd think this forum was some kind of role playing game that endorses mass murder or something.
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crocty at 12:27PM, May 28, 2009
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…But I dun trust Crocty…

I don't either.

Despite… or even because I've known him for a while. Just something about him…. D:
I'm offended! You know me, I'm plenty trustworthy!
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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harkovast at 12:29PM, May 28, 2009
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Trusting crocty can be dangerous, trusting Hark even more so!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Aghammer at 12:32PM, May 28, 2009
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Is that a clue?? :)

harkovast
Trusting crocty can be dangerous, trusting Hark even more so!

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Hakoshen at 12:35PM, May 28, 2009
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What? I thought you were dead already?? Let's lynch Air Raid! Why?? Because he has three seperate words in this name…think about it… Product Placement has TWO and we know he's evil so Air Raid, with 3 must be EVIL. Yeah, just saying…

Hark, what would be cool is, if he had a secret device planted in his head (by Hakoshen, of course) that triggers the next time he posts blowing his head clean off. AND, for the next of the game he runs around like a chicken with it's head cut off spraying everyone with blood!!

Yeah, the inside of Hark's mind is pretty damn neat….


Why me? I've never hurt anyone!

Seriously.

I've NEVER killed anyone. *Except in self defense*
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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crocty at 12:40PM, May 28, 2009
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Actually you did kill Niccea in game II

Hark revived her, but you still killed her!
I'm not really around much anymore, but here's my Tumblr, Twitter, and Deviantart. Also if you remember me from back when I was around, I'm sorry.
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Hakoshen at 12:41PM, May 28, 2009
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I tried to kill her and even had backup the first time, but she was spared. The second night I managed to put a bullet in my own forehead (the first incident of Hakking btw).

Nay, I am as innocent as a chainsaw weidling psychopath.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 12:44PM, May 28, 2009
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I think she managed to kill you by having the luck to rebound your bullet of a stovetop popcorn container.
and I'm a rusty chainsaw wielding psychopath.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 12:49PM, May 28, 2009
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I think she managed to kill you by having the luck to rebound your bullet of a stovetop popcorn container.
and I'm a rusty chainsaw wielding psychopath.

Rust = decay = decay of society = sociopath = ID =

*And then, in his best Doctor Orpheus imitation*


GUILTY!!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 12:50PM, May 28, 2009
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Rokulily, I thought you were just babbling nonsense and while accusations…but then I saw this….

Rokulily, in a moment of wisdom
Lets see, now to finish it I need to plug a comic… Um… Go read Harovast, Woooo?

Anyone with those keen powers of observation should always be listened to without question!!!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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waff at 1:03PM, May 28, 2009
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I think she managed to kill you by having the luck to rebound your bullet of a stovetop popcorn container.
and I'm a rusty chainsaw wielding psychopath.

Rust = decay = decay of society = sociopath = ID =

*And then, in his best Doctor Orpheus imitation*


GUILTY!!
to quote the improbable island description of the rusty chainsaw
the improbable island description of the rusty chainsaw
What's more intimidating than a chainsaw? A feckin' rusty one. YEAH BABY! This weapon's high intimidation value will cause enemies to give you a wide berth indeed.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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D_Dude at 1:03PM, May 28, 2009
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Well, I would make some wild and rambling accusations, but it seems everyone in the game has been accused already…

So… Let's wait for some clues, so we can start making non-baseless accusations.
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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Aghammer at 1:04PM, May 28, 2009
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I agree.. genius!!!

harkovast
Rokulily, I thought you were just babbling nonsense and while accusations…but then I saw this….

Rokulily, in a moment of wisdom
Lets see, now to finish it I need to plug a comic… Um… Go read REVERSE POLARITY by aghammer, Woooo?

Anyone with those keen powers of observation should always be listened to without question!!!
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Hakoshen at 1:06PM, May 28, 2009
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I think she managed to kill you by having the luck to rebound your bullet of a stovetop popcorn container.
and I'm a rusty chainsaw wielding psychopath.

Rust = decay = decay of society = sociopath = ID =

*And then, in his best Doctor Orpheus imitation*


GUILTY!!
to quote the improbable island description of the rusty chainsaw
the improbable island description of the rusty chainsaw
What's more intimidating than a chainsaw? A feckin' rusty one. YEAH BABY! This weapon's high intimidation value will cause enemies to give you a wide berth indeed.

That just made my point. Now your guilty^2.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 1:11PM, May 28, 2009
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I think she managed to kill you by having the luck to rebound your bullet of a stovetop popcorn container.
and I'm a rusty chainsaw wielding psychopath.

Rust = decay = decay of society = sociopath = ID =

*And then, in his best Doctor Orpheus imitation*


GUILTY!!
to quote the improbable island description of the rusty chainsaw
the improbable island description of the rusty chainsaw
What's more intimidating than a chainsaw? A feckin' rusty one. YEAH BABY! This weapon's high intimidation value will cause enemies to give you a wide berth indeed.

That just made my point. Now your guilty^2.
well I also have a 14-foot cattle-prod.
the improbable island description of the 14-foot cattle-prod
What's better than a ten-foot pole? A fourteen-foot pole with a big set of high-voltage electrical contacts on the end. Woo!
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oh wait…my rusty chainsaw does not= the decay of society.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Aghammer at 1:17PM, May 28, 2009
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Well, I would make some wild and rambling accusations, but it seems everyone in the game has been accused already…

So… Let's wait for some clues, so we can start making non-baseless accusations.
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Hakoshen at 1:17PM, May 28, 2009
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oh wait…my rusty chainsaw does not= the decay of society.

It wouldn't be rusty if you weren't butchering the innocent with it, now would it?
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 1:22PM, May 28, 2009
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oh wait…my rusty chainsaw does not= the decay of society.

It wouldn't be rusty if you weren't butchering the innocent with it, now would it?
it came pre-rusted.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 1:36PM, May 28, 2009
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oh wait…my rusty chainsaw does not= the decay of society.

It wouldn't be rusty if you weren't butchering the innocent with it, now would it?
it came pre-rusted.

Yes, but with the blood of the innocent.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 1:47PM, May 28, 2009
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oh wait…my rusty chainsaw does not= the decay of society.

It wouldn't be rusty if you weren't butchering the innocent with it, now would it?
it came pre-rusted.

Yes, but with the blood of the innocent.
no I was told it was with salt-water over a number of weeks (cost me a bloody premium too).

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Hakoshen at 2:20PM, May 28, 2009
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oh wait…my rusty chainsaw does not= the decay of society.

It wouldn't be rusty if you weren't butchering the innocent with it, now would it?
it came pre-rusted.

Yes, but with the blood of the innocent.
no I was told it was with salt-water over a number of weeks (cost me a bloody premium too).

Yeah, the salt water bit was only to cure all the virgin blood. A magical catalyst or somesuch. I forget what the manual said, but if I told you it would explain why Bob Dole wants me dead.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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waff at 2:27PM, May 28, 2009
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-edit-
oh wait…my rusty chainsaw does not= the decay of society.

It wouldn't be rusty if you weren't butchering the innocent with it, now would it?
it came pre-rusted.

Yes, but with the blood of the innocent.
no I was told it was with salt-water over a number of weeks (cost me a bloody premium too).

Yeah, the salt water bit was only to cure all the virgin blood. A magical catalyst or somesuch. I forget what the manual said, but if I told you it would explain why Bob Dole wants me dead.
bob dole? wants you dead?…you pre-rusted my chainsaw?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Air Raid Robertson at 2:40PM, May 28, 2009
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Perhaps Bob Dole wants him dead because he stole his endorsement deal from Viagra. He could be that race car driver with the big ol' Viagra logo right on the hood of his vehicle.

And, for the record, harkovast decided to make me somebody who can function after having his head exploded.



I hope.
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TheFlyingGreenMonkey at 2:42PM, May 28, 2009
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I like MTG………..what! ITs less nerdy than the online DnD I'm playing with PP! Yeah I accuse our secret DnD group who is playing cause there is four of us.

Also Inu I think is acting strange on the account of him not having any friends to hang out with and bordom but still keep an eye out on him. I'm watching you! It was so much eaiser in RL when I could just ask him if he was evil and he would giggle when he lied.

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waff at 2:49PM, May 28, 2009
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I like MTG………..what! ITs less nerdy than the online DnD I'm playing with PP! Yeah I accuse our secret DnD group who is playing cause there is four of us.
what's MTG?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
last edited on July 14, 2011 4:44PM

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