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ozoneocean at 3:21AM, July 13, 2009
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To be made Van Helsing… or mebee one of the monsters at least…?
Please monsters, hurry up and eat me. …especially female monsters. ^^
 
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harkovast at 6:12AM, July 13, 2009
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If I was one of the people will a protecting power, I would use it to protect Harkovast.

I am crazy and barely safe as a townie! Imagine how dangerous I would be as a monster!!!

(why is humorman in trouble this time?)

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InuYasha_Rules at 7:30AM, July 13, 2009
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ozoneocean
PP, you're working against the town. I say be lynch what's left of you and then burn the rest.
Well what were you expecting? I was the mafia after all.
I was expecting Pizza Fridays…

That's right! Someone still owes me a chicago stuffed on my door step! Precooked even!

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gullas at 7:39AM, July 13, 2009
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That's right! Someone still owes me a chicago stuffed on my door step! Precooked even!
oh, that's real nasty XD why don't have a slice of ‘last-mafia game- meat’ instead :) ?
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rokulily at 8:35AM, July 13, 2009
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Ah… Everythings started. And hark hasn't been slandering people? What is this?!
 
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Sea_Cow at 9:06AM, July 13, 2009
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Did anything happen? No? Okay…
I am so happy to finally be back home
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harkovast at 10:07AM, July 13, 2009
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Rokulily did you jsut slander my ability to slander?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Only a were-wolf would resort to such a bitchy remark (can you see the pun there? it was pretty clever! You see I said the remark was “bitchy” meaning not very nice, but it can also mean a female dog or wolf, so I made a connection between were wolf and being bitchy. Truely I am a comedy genius! And now I've explained the joke it is at least twice as funny!)

Anyway, the main point here is Rokulily is a mummy and needs to be destroyed!

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Sea_Cow at 10:30AM, July 13, 2009
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Humorman fails everyday.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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harkovast at 10:36AM, July 13, 2009
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Sea_cow you are the Pharoah, leader of the mummies!
You are trying to distract us with your accusations of Humourman man when YOU are the bad guy!
The inital blurb had several referances to egypt (saying people were in denial- ie the Nile river and talking about pyramids) as well as mentions of manatees (the famous sea cow).
Clearly the evidence is adding up!

I am going to beat you like Brendan Fraiser did!
LYNCH SEA COW THE MUMMY MASTER!

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rokulily at 10:48AM, July 13, 2009
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Not quite right harkovast! For you see if you undid the bandages it would reveal that i am a… (a little dramatic music here) A GHOST!(add some lightning here) With the right to vote! And besides, you are so obiviously the swampthing. That is why you tell everyone your a giant grumpy cat! YOU HAVE HAIR ENVY. Thats right, i went there!

harkovast
Rokulily did you jsut slander my ability to slander?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Only a were-wolf would resort to such a bitchy remark (can you see the pun there? it was pretty clever! You see I said the remark was “bitchy” meaning not very nice, but it can also mean a female dog or wolf, so I made a connection between were wolf and being bitchy. Truely I am a comedy genius! And now I've explained the joke it is at least twice as funny!)

Anyway, the main point here is Rokulily is a mummy and needs to be destroyed!

 
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Niccea at 10:50AM, July 13, 2009
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*Waff's box now looks pretty now that a woman lives in it* Hah! I have an apocalypse-proof box and you don't! *drags the box into the library/haunted mansion*
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waff at 10:52AM, July 13, 2009
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*WAILA*¬_¬ Then I guess I'm the robot.

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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Niccea at 10:54AM, July 13, 2009
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Are you in the box too Waila?
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ozoneocean at 11:05AM, July 13, 2009
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That is why you tell everyone your a giant grumpy cat! YOU HAVE HAIR ENVY. Thats right, i went there!
You're saying that Hark wishes he was a great big hairy pussy?

How rude…

And Niccea keeps on talking about her bullet proof box…


This game has turned too kinky for me T_T
 
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gullas at 11:07AM, July 13, 2009
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This game has turned too kinky for me T_T

at least I am only the impaler, but not the sexy -.-*
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harkovast at 11:14AM, July 13, 2009
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Rokulily- Oh no you didn't! *moves head back and forth and snaps fingers*

Ozone- Oh like you've never wished for that!

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Sea_Cow at 11:14AM, July 13, 2009
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But what do manatees have to do with egypt?
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Niccea at 11:20AM, July 13, 2009
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Umm….I don't know. Hark, you are the resident nut job. What do matinees have to do with Egypt?
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Aghammer at 11:29AM, July 13, 2009
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Being known as the nutjob in this group is quite an accomplishment! Congrats Hark… you rock (or something).

New people, if you want the answer to how this game works and who is evil, click here..

Niccea
Umm….I don't know. Hark, you are the resident nut job. What do matinees have to do with Egypt?
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Naughtelos at 11:46AM, July 13, 2009
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Maybe the loudest nutjob.
Yes, yes, their time will come, yesss
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Niccea at 11:53AM, July 13, 2009
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Hmm. Well he is loud, but I'm surprised that squirrels aren't chasing him down the streets yet. I think zany really applies to the rest of us.
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harkovast at 11:58AM, July 13, 2009
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Dont you people know how clues work?
Alright, I will spell it out!

A manatee is the cow of the sea (ie Sea_Cow)

Manatee plus egypt equals Sea_Cow is the mummy!

Am I the only one even trying at this game?
Read the narrative! Read the clues!
It is all right there!

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Niccea at 12:00PM, July 13, 2009
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:nervous: Shouldn't have asked.
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Product Placement at 12:01PM, July 13, 2009
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Night ends in 4 hours. Everyone remember to send in your night actions. Don't have a night action? No worries. you'll have one soon enough. :evil:
Those were my two cents.
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harkovast at 12:06PM, July 13, 2009
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Product Placement, you are the worst GM ever! These clues are too obvious!
You just told everyone that I am Mr Hyde!


“Remember to send in night actions”

Remember= remember to drink your potion, which is what Dr jekyl says at the start of the book.

night action meaning becomming the monster and becomming active (ie, Mr Hyde)
And then you add a little evil face (contrasting with the friendly image of yoru avatar at the start of the post, showing the progression from the good jekyl to the the evil hyde!)

Well you have basically put me out of the game now, I hope you are happy!
Next time can we play this came without such obvious clues from the GM who just wants to put players he doesn't like out fo the game as part of a perverse power trip?

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Product Placement at 12:07PM, July 13, 2009
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Ok. I'm gonna stop posting now.
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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harkovast at 12:08PM, July 13, 2009
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Yes, I think that would be best.

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therealtj at 12:08PM, July 13, 2009
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Hmm. Well he is loud, but I'm surprised that squirrels aren't chasing him down the streets yet. I think zany really applies to the rest of us.

Hey, I have better things to do with my life.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Niccea at 12:09PM, July 13, 2009
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I think the paranoia has gone to his head.
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waff at 12:10PM, July 13, 2009
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Product Placement, you are the worst GM ever! These clues are too obvious!
You just told everyone that I am Mr Hyde!


“Remember to send in night actions”

Remember= remember to drink your potion, which is what Dr jekyl says at the start of the book.

night action meaning becomming the monster and becomming active (ie, Mr Hyde)
And then you add a little evil face (contrasting with the friendly image of yoru avatar at the start of the post, showing the progression from the good jekyl to the the evil hyde!)

Well you have basically put me out of the game now, I hope you are happy!
Next time can we play this came without such obvious clues from the GM who just wants to put players he doesn't like out fo the game as part of a perverse power trip?
*waff* so how many monsters does that make now?

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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