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Product Placement at 7:33AM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Gah, I've been completely neglecting my Mafia responsibilities!
Someone sum up in 1 word who we are lynching for no real reason.
We're waiting for the night to end. By then, Hark should be back in the game and then we can lynch him.
Those were my two cents.
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Randomdudeperson at 8:11AM, Nov. 22, 2009
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crocty
Gah, I've been completely neglecting my Mafia responsibilities!
Someone sum up in 1 word who we are lynching for no real reason.
We're waiting for the night to end. By then, Hark should be back in the game and then we can lynch him.

Oh thats wrong!

I aprove of this. :)
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seventy2 at 8:54AM, Nov. 22, 2009
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I really think we should be spending more time lynching those who are disturbing our awesome convention, than those who are Harkovast
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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gullas at 9:14AM, Nov. 22, 2009
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you sick sick people… lynchin' a poor fetus that didn't do anything, except for killing TFGM but still….
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harkovast at 9:38AM, Nov. 22, 2009
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seventy 2! Ooooh I hate those fake Harko links!
Is this what I get for voting for you?
*shakes fist in outrage!*

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Anthony Mercer at 10:45AM, Nov. 22, 2009
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gullas
you sick sick people… lynchin' a poor fetus that didn't do anything, except for killing TFGM but still….

Wow, I just realised I was the only one who voted for you. You all have me to thank, people! Remember me next time you choose someone to protect!
Don't take any of the above seriously. It is in my nature to joke.
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Niccea at 10:52AM, Nov. 22, 2009
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harkovast
seventy 2! Ooooh I hate those fake Harko links!

Sorry. I think I might have been the one to start that.
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therealtj at 12:08PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Ouch. Harkovast was resurrected, only to be stripped of his powers, then murdered again.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Hakoshen at 1:05PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Narrative will be 2.5 hours late. Actions must be timestamped before 00:00 on the DD clock to be valid.

This weekend… has sucked.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 2:09PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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You cant keep me dead! As long as there are comics to plug, I will be back like Dracula!
I AM UNLYNCHABLE FURRY PUSHING MACHINE!!!!

Niccea I'll forgive you because you coloured my latest incentive picture!

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seventy2 at 4:29PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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unlynchable? your corpse was just lynched. what say you that furry?
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Randomdudeperson at 5:20PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Hakoshen
Narrative will be 2.5 hours late. Actions must be timestamped before 00:00 on the DD clock to be valid.

This weekend… has sucked.

At least you've GOT a job! I'm in desperate need of one now! :cry:

seventy2
unlynchable? your corpse was just lynched. what say you that furry?

His corpse was lynched, but that was after his spirit had left it already!

I'm always there to back you up Hark! 8D
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therealtj at 5:38PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Randomdudeperson
Hakoshen
Narrative will be 2.5 hours late. Actions must be timestamped before 00:00 on the DD clock to be valid.

This weekend… has sucked.

At least you've GOT a job! I'm in desperate need of one now! :cry:

seventy2
unlynchable? your corpse was just lynched. what say you that furry?

His corpse was lynched, but that was after his spirit had left it already!

I'm always there to back you up Hark! 8D
Harkovasts spirit never leaves. Never.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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seventy2 at 6:38PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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there is no spirit under harkovast's corpse, only another fist.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Hakoshen at 7:20PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Night Two…

The smiling man watched, a slight musical lilt to his steps, as events began to take place.

“I've managed to grease a few wheels for you,” he said to the other nearby, and as they walked together, his partner replied.

“With your help, it was almost painfully simple,” he replied. “In fact, it'll wrap itself up without either of us having to lift a finger.” The two conspirators laughed and went on their way, as elsewhere in the convention hall the fruits of their labor were coming to bear.

* * * * *

RandomdudePerson returned to his room after a long day of shopping, gaming and overall enjoying the convention. After he had successfully implicated the lynching of Hark's corpse, he felt there was little else he could achieve. In fact, while he was thinking of achievements it seemed someone had decided to send him a card to congratulate him. Opening it, he read it aloud.

“Dear RandomDudePerson. Your mother smells, signed…” He bit his lip in a building rage; this person had been dumb enough to sign this thing, oh he was dead! He stormed back down the hallway determined to find this jerk and put an end to him.

Meanwhile, across town another townie found a similar card which in turn read “Your grandmother has flat feet, signed RandomdudePerson.” Well, he wasn't going to stand for this! He walked down the halls, his anger giving way to mutterings and his mutterings giving way to near shouting. When he saw RandomdudePerson, he immediately called him out.

“HEY DOOD WHY'D YOU GO AND SAY THAT ABOUT MY GRANDMA, HUH?” RandomdudePerson, in turn flinched ever so slightly, but replied;

“You pint-sized little bastard! Why are YOU talking about my mom?”

“I AIN'T SAY CRAP ABOUT YOUR MOM, DOOD!”

“Okay, you don't have to be so loud man,”

“I'll BE AS LOUD AS I WANT, DOOD!” RandomdudePerson, his ears almost ringing from the sheer decibel count of this maniac was loosing his stomach for the fight, and turned on his heel and headed back to his room. “YEAH YOU BETTER RUN, DOOD!”

RandomdudePerson was annoyed back into his room!

“But before I go…” he said, and pulled out his long barreled .357 magnum revolver, and squeezed off a single round, hitting Seventy2 smack in the face!

Seventy2 the Inappropriately Loud Attendee is dead!

The smiling man on the other hand, heard the shouting and was pleased. As his co-conspirator went on his way, he decided to head back to his private suite and enjoy watching his newly purchased goods on his giganto-screen t.v. He might even rip open some of those rare imports he'd bought and throw them at the t.v. instead of using the remote. “Yes,” Garbonzo mused, “it's good to be the king.”

“I'd say it's time for a new monarch,” a voice said from behind.

Garbonzo turned around only to be smacked in the face with a pineapple. As he staggered, his killer came upon him and stabbed him between the ribs, pulling free his blade and leaving him to die.

“Hm,” his attacker said casually, looking over the goods Garbonzo had purchased earlier. “You've got a pretty good selection of comcis,” he said, taking them for himself and walking away.

GarbonzoBean the Rich Jerk is dead

RandomdudePerson had finally returned to his room for good, his ears as sore as his ego. When he finally made it inside, he found someone standing by the window with one foot on the rail and staring out into the night.

“You trying to look cool or something?” Random asked, to which his guest replied with a fierce glare.

“I AM cool you foul beast!” and the attacker dove, knife in hand and slashed wildly. Random attempted to sidestep, but the look in his attacker's eyes, which he could hardly see if at all, was wild and full of malice. He pulled out his gun again and fired off the last five shots he had, and to his amazement, his attacker dodged and wove through the bullets as if he could see them coming. Now, his back to the wall and this psycho in front of him, his shoulders slumped.

“This is so not awesome…”

RandomdudePerson The Badass Loner with Shades and a Gun is dead!

Day Three has begun…

Send in your votes/day actions!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Randomdudeperson at 8:27PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Nice narration and all, but I just have one question. Aren't i supposed to be able to kill the first person that attacks me?

Other than that, pretty awsome dude!
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seventy2 at 8:29PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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If it wasn't random dude person!?? WE OVERLOOKED THE REALtj!! he's wearing scarlet as well!
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Hakoshen at 11:00PM, Nov. 22, 2009
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Nice narration and all, but I just have one question. Aren't i supposed to be able to kill the first person that attacks me?


You know? You're right. Retcon time!

And now that that's over (as well as my third frakking emergency call this weekend) I'm going to bed.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 3:05AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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there is no spirit under harkovast's corpse, only another fist.

That is a Harko-fact!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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seventy2 at 3:07AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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damn you random dude!!
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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harkovast at 3:13AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Random has the power to kill the first person to attack him, or the first no good liberal, leftist Democrat to look at him funny.

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Product Placement at 5:50AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Well… I have no idea who we should lynch now.

At least we're down 2 bad guys. That's a step in the right direction.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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Aghammer at 7:09AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Don't apologize for that… the liklihood that the fake links link to a good web comic is much higher than the ones that Hark puts up! Also, in honor of this game he is changin his name to Harkomiko.

And, is Hark dead or alive??? Can we lynch him either way?? Cause that would be Sugoi!

Niccea
harkovast
seventy 2! Ooooh I hate those fake Harko links!

Sorry. I think I might have been the one to start that.
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harkovast at 8:12AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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I'm honestly not sure if I am dead or alive anymore.
I am Shrodinger's Cat….or Shrodingers Darsai!

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!

I am doing a new contest for Harkovast-

The Ultimate Harko Quiz 2! HARK HARDER!

Just answer 14 questions to win some awesome fan art.
Did I mention the questions are ridiculously unfairly hard?

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=51557&cid=4258&comic_id=31674


For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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Hakoshen at 10:36AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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harkovast
I'm honestly not sure if I am dead or alive anymore.
I am Shrodinger's Cat….or Shrodingers Darsai!

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!

I am doing a new contest for Harkovast-

The Ultimate Harko Quiz 2! HARK HARDER!

Just answer 14 questions to win some awesome fan art.
Did I mention the questions are ridiculously unfairly hard?

http://www.drunkduck.com/community/view_topic.php?tid=51557&cid=4258&comic_id=31674



You're dead. You where banned by TFGM, then someone else undid that action, and because of that the other night actions went off. So instead of getting banned, you where stripped of your power, then killed. Then, I lynched your dead corpse. :p

Anyway, now that we all know who I am, I would like to point out that I havnt killed anybody, except the person that attacked me. Whoever that was, is now dead. Hak just needs to fix the narration now so that we'll know who that was. And how can i prove that I didn't kill anyone else? Cause my clues will always be that of a gun! Has anyone died yet of a gun? No, so I'm innocent. I am willing to work with whoever bribes me, and I have only been bribed by TFGM, but hes dead now. So… any bribes? 8D

Not only is already fixed, you're dead. So is Hark. And I thought I started the false link deal… unless it started in a thread before the last one.

And there are two or three people who are going to die by default due to inactivity at the end of night three.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Niccea at 11:13AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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I started it when Hark called himself the Furry Pusher. I linked “Harkovast” to Mystery Bread. Then you commented on it.
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Niccea at 11:14AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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So…..

Who are we voting for.
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Randomdudeperson at 11:14AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Hakoshen
you're dead.

Sorry, didn't catch that. I thought I killed the first person that ATTACKED me, not TARGETED me. Oh well, guess I need to pay better attention. :(

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE SERIAL KILLER ROLES!!! I NEVER ATTACK ANYONE, AND YET I STILL GET KILLED!!! WHYyYyYyYyYyYyY!!!

Rez plz 8D
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kitty17 at 11:26AM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Hakoshen
And there are two or three people who are going to die by default due to inactivity at the end of night three.

Dun kill me D8

I'm still here…just not posting. Busy with Final Projects. ):

K.A.L.A.-dan! Moe Maid ;3
Pastel and Kitty :3
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D_Dude at 12:15PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Hakoshen
And there are two or three people who are going to die by default due to inactivity at the end of night three.
I hope that I'm not one of them. I'm still here too, I've just been incapacitated during the weekend
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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