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Mafia XIX: The Anime Convention
Hakoshen at 1:16PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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And there are two or three people who are going to die by default due to inactivity at the end of night three.

Dun kill me D8

I'm still here…just not posting. Busy with Final Projects. ):


Well, I can't fault you for being busy what with the weekend I've had! Ever seen a room covered in blood after someone nicked an artery while playing with ninja stars? I have!
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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harkovast at 1:21PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Don't apologize for that… the liklihood that the fake links link to a good web comic is much higher than the ones that Hark puts up!

I'm feeling the love.

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therealtj at 1:35PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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I say we vote Harkovast. He already came back once, and I don't want to risk him coming back again.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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harkovast at 1:49PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Therealtj, no don't waste your vote on me!
I'm not going to come back AGAIN!
The odds of that are ridiculous!
To even consider voting for me or trying to stop me being brought back again would be madness.
MADNESS!
Now stop it!

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Salsa at 2:33PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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To quote a certain OOTS page, “A one in ten chance is unlikely, a one-in-a-million chance is a sure thing.”
RAGE!
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waff at 2:42PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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To quote a certain OOTS page, “A one in ten chance is unlikely, a one-in-a-million chance is a sure thing.”
Summat similar can be found in terry prachett books.
Granny Weatherwax in 'Equal Rites'
“One in a million chances drop up nine times out of ten…”

'there is no “overkill” there is only “open fire” and “time to reload” rule #37
the things on my box are a dead squirell, a medal and a paper bag hat.
ow! I have shards of the fourth wall in my eye!
WAFF-MAN!! as of mafia VI
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seventy2 at 2:57PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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i plead to the medic! save me!
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Hakoshen at 4:06PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Day Three
There was a chill wind blowing through the convention hall, which was strange as there were only a few entrances and they weren't nearly big enough to cause this much wind.

A feeling of unease grew, and townies began to look at each other strangely as the cold and bitter wind began to gnaw at their very souls. Something was wrong… but what?

The scaffolding stood empty, with a mob armed with pitchforks and torches ready for a lynching, but there was nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

“Shouldn't we… you know… lynch somebody?” someone asked. A nearby listener shrugged.

“Well, I guess we should all go home then. If nothing's going to hap-” The poor man's sentence was cut short as a long, skeletal hand grabbed him by the back of the neck. With a twist, his neck was cranked back and he had one last look into the dead eyes of the abomination on top of him.

“Braaaaains!” he groaned before sinking his teeth into the man's head. After ripping forth a large chunk of still pink grey matter, the tall figure adjusted his top hat, suit and tie, and creaked his shoulders.

Panic broke out, and people ran fleeing in all directions, casting their goods, their friends and their shame to the winds, for Zombie Lincoln had risen from the dead.

Zombie Lincoln has joined the game!

Night three has begun…
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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seventy2 at 4:36PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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WHAT A TWEEST!!
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Hakoshen at 5:19PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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therealtj at 6:03PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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Okay, I'm curious. What exactly does a Zombie Abe do?

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Hakoshen at 6:23PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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He brings despair.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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seventy2 at 6:25PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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i think i'm zombie abe. bring back a former leader, to solve the current problems…
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Randomdudeperson at 6:36PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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He brings despair.

Is he an NPC?
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Salsa at 7:32PM, Nov. 23, 2009
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No, Abe's packing heat, 40mm depleted uranium heat.
RAGE!
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Exzachly at 1:48AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Oh snap… I better hide my zombie slaves
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Product Placement at 4:27AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Day Three Votes

Zero Votes.
Oh man… we suck at this game.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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therealtj at 5:11AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Hakoshen
Day Three Votes

Zero Votes.
Oh man… we suck at this game.
I blame you. You really should be ashamed of yourself.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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Product Placement at 5:22AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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*Note to self: Lynch therealtj*
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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therealtj at 5:24AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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*Note to self: Lynch therealtj*
:(

It's not my fault you're so terrible at this game.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe
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harkovast at 7:47AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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I just want to point out that I ALWAYS vote!
I may cast my vote at random, but I always remember to cast it!

If anyone has the power to bring me back, I suggest you use it to save this game from obscurity!

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Randomdudeperson at 8:46AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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I may cast my vote at random…

:nervous:
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harkovast at 8:53AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Ooops! I accidentally gave away my true intentions!
Random Dude, the main stream media tells me you are evil and a threat to the secret socialist agenda so you must be destroyed!

Everyone, please bring me back to life so I can kill RandomDudePerson in the name of Obama (our new GOD!!)

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Randomdudeperson at 10:25AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Ooops! I accidentally gave away my true intentions!
Random Dude, the main stream media tells me you are evil and a threat to the secret socialist agenda so you must be destroyed!

Everyone, please bring me back to life so I can kill RandomDudePerson in the name of Obama (our new GOD!!)

Sorry, but I'm already dead! >:)
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D_Dude at 11:30AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Sorry, but I'm already dead!
When has that ever stopped this crowd?
FEAR THE BADGER!
It's not overkill if you don't hit him.
Sir! We are surrounded! … Good. Then we can charge in EVERY direction.
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harkovast at 11:35AM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Random, I've already been put out of this game twice, its perfectly possible around here!

*throws a cup of socialism on Random, knowing it will burn him like Holy Water on a Vampire!*

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Randomdudeperson at 3:59PM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Sorry, but I'm already dead!
When has that ever stopped this crowd?

Hmm… You have a point.

harkovast
*throws a cup of socialism on Random, knowing it will burn him like Holy Water on a Vampire!*

*looks at Hark like he's crazy, knowing that Holy Water would have burned him!*
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Niccea at 4:12PM, Nov. 24, 2009
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I'm back from Gaia again. Our protests worked. They gave back our tobacco items and even gave new poses.
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seventy2 at 4:17PM, Nov. 24, 2009
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AWAKEN AWAKEN. let's raise the organizer back to life, and have him fight abe lincoln.
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I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Hakoshen at 4:21PM, Nov. 24, 2009
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Night Three

There was madness in Townston. Absolute. Madness. Zombie Lincoln waded into the fray of civilians and townies munching brains and making minions. Soon he will have an army.

Soon.

Meanwhile, two friends were staying in their room, trying to avoid the apocalypse. One of them was coaxed into going to watch the other by a convincing and complex computer program that rearranged her computer programs to all point at his friend's impending doom. As the screaming, shooting and chaos raged in the convention hall, one of the friends looked out to watch as a troupe cosplaying as the cast to Black Lagoon was eating a troupe cosplaying as the cast to Outlaw Star, and decided it would be best to stay inside.

“Don't worry, I'll protect you!” one said, back to the door, as the other friend checked the windows. “So why don't we watch some TV while wait?”

“What have you got?” the other asked, taking the moment to look through the other's stuff. “Know what? Your show's suck.”

“What?” the first friend asked.

“That show did a complete 180 midway. And the premise got dumber and dumber with every episode.”

“We watched that same show together!!”

“Yeah, well now I hate it.”

Someone was prevented from acting!

In the mean time, Anthony Mercer was running around swinging a book at a pesky zombie that kept trying to eat him.

“I'm low in fiber! Go away!” he shouted, knocking the zombie to its knees and then running for it. As he turned, he collided into another person in a typically anime fashion and they collapsed on each other. As he came up, he found his hands tangled in some crimson clothing that had come free. “What the?”

“You sick bastard!” the other person shouted, and Anthony, hands up in a placating gesture fled, as he now ran the risk of being accosted by a half naked individual and a completely naked zombie.

Anthony Mercer has been shamed back into his room!

D_Dude had been sitting in his chair, drinking beer and watching television when there was a knock at the door. He woke up with a start, not even really realizing what he had been asleep. He yawned and went to the door.

“Can I help you?” he asked, opening the door and a figure dashed past him into the room.

“It's crazy out there! Can I stay here for a while?”

“Sure, sure.” he replied, closing the door. As the echo of the door slammed, the other person tensed. “Something wrong?”

“That's the sound…” they began. “The sound the beast makes!!”

“What? What beast sounds like a-” The visitor lunged, tackling D_Dude and drawing a very large and very sharp knife.

“He demands… a sacrifice!”

“Wait… wouldn't you rather share this bounty of pizza rolls?” The answer was an emphatic “no” delivered via a quick, vicious slash of the blade.

D_Dude the Unassuming Attendee is dead!

As another person tried to put a dastardly plan they saw someone else into motion, but alas, the persons involved were busy elsewhere.

Meanwhile, someone else was fleeing from a pack of zombies, equally distressed by the number of zombies behind him and the fact that he was running into a strangely decorated hallway that was mostly black and white.

He made it into an exhibit and locked the door behind, as the zombies slammed into the door, howling and snarling, and knelt down, breathing heavily, coughing and wheezing.

“Rule number one man,” someone said from beside, and he looked up into the person's eyes. “Cardio.” Then slashed his victim across the face with his sword, the victim swung his arms wildly, but served to do nothing but hit the air. As his temporarily blinded victim struggled, the attacker smiled self confidently, before heading to find another exit. The victim however, wiped the blood from his eyes and looked around only to find he was alone.


Night Three has ended!

Send in those votes.

Or else.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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