Psshhh, everybody on the internet is a 13-15 year old boy. We're just lying to ourselves.

Aghammer it better not count as three years! Or I am 47! I can't afford to get much older!

Sea cow I heard that on the internet all the women are men and all the children are the FBI.

The internet never lies.

I'm 15, or… uhhh… carry the 2… 24 or in Mafia years.

What's all this about age in Mafia years anyways?

Hakoshen
What's all this about age in Mafia years anyways?

Apparently we age a whole year for every mafia game that we play.

So my mafia age is double my actual age :o

crocty
So my mafia age is double my actual age :o

Not that surprising since you're only 8 years old.

hakoshan dont let them lure you into this mafia age game!
For all sods like us, it is just depressing!

pastel

crocty
So my mafia age is double my actual age :o

Not that surprising since you're only 8 years old.

Actually that would be surprising, seeing as though I've played 16 mafia games, and adding on that to 8 does not make 16. It does not make 16 at all.

Lol maths.

I've played 15 games.
So then I'd be….35 )8

Here's a question:

When does a man want to reach out for someone and kill him?

When the narration he was writing crashes while writing the last mother effin' SENTENCE!


…..


Narration will be delayed.

That would make me, having played in 16 games, 42.


I'm a middle aged man selling video games for minimum wage. No WONDER I go on my killing sprees…


@PP oh, sorry to hear it dude.

PP that is Odin punishing you for the fact the narration does not include the phrase “And then Hark magically came back to life”

Maybe if instead of medics, there was a guy in mafia who brought people back to life.
That would be pretty kick ass in a sacriligious kinda way.

Hak- I warned ya it was depressing to play that game!

crocty

pastel
Not that surprising since you're only 8 years old.

Actually that would be surprising, seeing as though I've played 16 mafia games, and adding on that to 8 does not make 16. It does not make 16 at all.

…..I disagree.

pastel

crocty

pastel
Not that surprising since you're only 8 years old.

Actually that would be surprising, seeing as though I've played 16 mafia games, and adding on that to 8 does not make 16. It does not make 16 at all.

…..I disagree.

Whaaat, you think 16 + 8 = 16?

Woman, I question your credentials!

Crocty- Pastel is using hyper maths.
It is like regular maths, TO THE XTREME!
You are just not XTREME enough to understand.
(Note that it is not extreme, it is XTREME! That difference is important!)

harkovast
Crocty- Pastel is using hyper maths.
It is like regular maths, TO THE XTREME!
You are just not XTREME enough to understand.
(Note that it is not extreme, it is XTREME! That difference is important!)

I guess it's a thing only old people understand. :I

crocty
I guess it's a thing only old people understand. :I

Oh wait… I'm old too…

You want to know why I hate getting old?
Young people playing basket ball.
We old people hate basket ball.

Here is why-
(If you don't like blood, you should totally click this, because it is gross and you will freak out and that would be funny)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwOOaMVAQkk

Narration!

“Oh boy, it's here! It's finally here!” shrieked the celebrity pardoner with excitement.
“I still say we should have bought the cheaper model” proclaimed the mayor.
“All right. Sign here…. here…. over there…… and here” said the surly delivery man before getting into his wan and driving off.
Out on the town center stood the newest product from Lynchedyacorp®. The SuperDeluxe Live-no-more 3000™. This high grade capital punishment delivery system™ was complete with dual dynamic shock absorber®, performance suspension technology™ and a low friction, spring action trap door enhancer®™®.
It had more bling then the entire east side district.

“I heard that this baby can kill off ten thousand prisoners in under an hour.” said Niccea twitching with anticipation.
“Why would we need-” started Rokulily before being interrupted by her running mate:
“Look! They're coming!”

The restless mob returned to the town center with TheFlyingGreenMonkey in shackles. Niccea spoke up:
“TheFlyingGreenMonkey! You stand before us accused off….. off…. wait? Did we managed to figure out if he was guilty of something?”
Puzzled the crowd stood silently, scratching their heads until someone spoke up:
“Well…. I did see him take the last slice of that delicious Super Fudge Sunday Cake from the gift table… it was his third helping too.
”Gasp! That fiend!“ Screamed the mob, demanding for his blood.

It didn't take long to strap Monkey to the Live-no-more 3000â„¢ and Niccea was quick to accept the honor of pulling the jewel encrusted lever.
With an impressive fashion the whole device falls apart.

”NOOO!!“ Screamed the pardoner as she lay over the remains of her new toy. ”I was gonna name him Ted!"

Ted, the Capital punishment delivery systemâ„¢ is dead

“Surely this must be sabotage, right?” asked Rokulily, confused as Monkey crawled from the rubble, dusting himself off.
“Well, that sure was a bad luck for you guys. Not that I'm complaining. I guess I'll be heading home then?”
“Oh, I'll have none of that!” shouted the Duelist, challenging Monkey for a fight. “Accept my challenge you baked goods hogging cur!”

It was around that point where Monkey lost his cool.
“Oh shut it, you ego stroking megalomaniac. You have no idea the crap I've had to deal with in the last 24 hours. I had to suffer close encounters of the flapping sausage, got a nasty crabs infection, you guys dragged my ass over here to have me executed and now this!
What? You'd think I'd go all ‘Hello. My name is TheFlyingGreenMonkey. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.’ on you, just because you asked nicely? Screw this!
My name is TheFlyingGreenMonkey. You hurt my feelings. I'M RUNNING THE HELL AWAY!!”

Pushing himself through the mob the angry villager strolls away, ranting and cursing about this lousy day he had.

Lynch was canceled.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey denied the challenge.

Day 2 is over

Night 2 has begun.

Product Placement

Hakoshen
What's all this about age in Mafia years anyways?

Apparently we age a whole year for every mafia game that we play.

And GMing counts as 3. So lets see, I joined game 5 so that makes 13 games((Counting this one)). I've been the GM twice so 11 + 6= 17+19=36. I've always felt more mature and now I know why XD


My god I was saved?!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

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Hakoshen
What's all this about age in Mafia years anyways?

Apparently we age a whole year for every mafia game that we play.

And GMing counts as 3. So lets see, I joined game 5 so that makes 13 games((Counting this one)). I've been the GM twice so 11 + 6= 17+19=36. I've always felt more mature and now I know why XD


My god I was saved?!

Then I'm 44. Great. I think I just felt my back spasm.

Hakoshen

TheFlyingGreenMonkey

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Hakoshen
What's all this about age in Mafia years anyways?

Apparently we age a whole year for every mafia game that we play.

And GMing counts as 3. So lets see, I joined game 5 so that makes 13 games((Counting this one)). I've been the GM twice so 11 + 6= 17+19=36. I've always felt more mature and now I know why XD


My god I was saved?!

Then I'm 44. Great. I think I just felt my back spasm.

You don't have to be old to have back spasms. If your a student you should be having them by Junior year in high school, Senoir at the latist.

TheFlyingGreenMonkey
You don't have to be old to have back spasms. If your a student you should be having them by Junior year in high school, Senoir at the latist.

The longer this conversation goes on, the older I actually feel.

Hakoshen
The longer this conversation goes on, the older I actually feel.

In that case, let's change subject.

I must say, that sure looks like a nice narration. The author probably put allot of effort into it.

niccea toke the the loss of ted pretty tough-she had to take a moment to mourn the loss.

Roku, your ability to produce adorableness on demand is terrifying.

Hakoshen
Roku, your ability to produce adorableness on demand is terrifying.

it really is amazing what an almost endless supply of candy and access to decent markers and scanner can produce. Also i promised pictures up and down this game and plan to keep my promise!

rokulily

Hakoshen
Roku, your ability to produce adorableness on demand is terrifying.

it really is amazing what an almost endless supply of candy and access to decent markers and scanner can produce. Also i promised pictures up and down this game and plan to keep my promise!

Will now. I think this is a plan the mafia cooked up to set up me the flasher as mafia. Or that I'm taking lessons from hark on Bull shiting. But most likely the first. Read Harkovast ;D And No talent.