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Mafia XXXI: Kicking It Old School
jninjashadow at 3:51PM, July 19, 2010
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same
Why do i always think of something to say but its always too late to say it?

Ugh. I lit a chain glove on fire whilst wearing it for the Lulz. Aftershave i used seeped through. My hand smells like dinner.
MMMMMMM toasted Hand Same-wich
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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harkovast at 4:07PM, July 19, 2010
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Sorry I haven't said or done much this game.
I only just got my internet back (and frankly, I am not sure how much longer it will last!)
I hope you all played nice and friendly in my absence.

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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jninjashadow at 4:11PM, July 19, 2010
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harkovast
Sorry I haven't said or done much this game.
I only just got my internet back (and frankly, I am not sure how much longer it will last!)
I hope you all played nice and friendly in my absence.
Uhhh… sure why not…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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harkovast at 4:25PM, July 19, 2010
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Have I not been murdered yet?
I feel almost insulted!
What are you all trying to say?
Am I not GOOD ENOUGH for you to kill?

I demand you all lynch me immediately, you ungreatful bastards!

For more Harkovast related goings on, go to the Harkovast Forum
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jninjashadow at 4:36PM, July 19, 2010
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I can kill you next game…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 4:37PM, July 19, 2010
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Well Hark. I wish you all the luck in getting yourself killed. I myself happen to be lucky enough to be already dead.

In the meantime, why don't you check out the GM election that's currently underway? Perhaps I can interest you in a sporting game that starts with the mayor and pardoner loosing their lives and townston degenerates into a violent chaos of anarchy?
Those were my two cents.
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This space for rent.
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jninjashadow at 4:46PM, July 19, 2010
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Or would you rather play a game wherein you are an unique mercenary?
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Zeph at 4:57PM, July 19, 2010
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Personally I'd go for a cold one, and some painkillers that were worth the plastic bottles they come in.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Salsa at 5:03PM, July 19, 2010
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Can't help with the pain killers.

Although I propose a game in which the town and the mafia are after a second objective. Mix things up a little.
RAGE!
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Zeph at 5:31PM, July 19, 2010
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Congrats Salsa, your post was number 969, you made a fetus very lonely during that, -points at the first 9-
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Product Placement at 6:09PM, July 19, 2010
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You know… we're not that far from breaking the Crocty barrier.

… I lie. His game was whooping 48 pages.

Thank goodness that game only lasted till the end of day 3.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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same at 6:14PM, July 19, 2010
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Lets just keep posting bullshit then.


Also update on my badass Masked vigilante frolic. I was beat continuously with a plank, kicked in the head but i managed to seriously injure 6 people. Was an awesome night but i dont think ill do it again. No more one night wonder. Well not in the vigilante catagory anyway. I just took a diclofenac and lets just say ill be sleeping on my front for a while.

Also after reading over the thread I congratulate Jay on the pun.
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Ochitsukanai at 6:19PM, July 19, 2010
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jninjashadow
MMMMMMM toasted Hand Same-wich
I myself don't think this pun got nearly enough praise. It's pretty great.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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jninjashadow at 6:22PM, July 19, 2010
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I KNOW, right?
Any way, I don't do random bull shit, I prefer organized bull shit:
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Product Placement at 6:29PM, July 19, 2010
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You know what's funny? I was going through crocty's game and I found all kinds of old familiar comments. TFGM was upset at me for not sharing my secrets with him (I was the mayor in that game). Hakoshen started asking about the top drawer and we explained it for him. Then he was talking about wishing he could look through it and I myself said I wished I was a moderator so I could look at it again for laughs.

Now the two of us ARE moderators and hak's systematically going through every thread on top drawer as we speak. He's discovered many horrifying secrets so far, yet only skimmed the surface. I don't expect his sanity to last.
Those were my two cents.
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seventy2 at 6:32PM, July 19, 2010
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IT WASN'T ME!
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Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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seventy2
IT WASN'T ME!

Whats this now?
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Zeph at 6:39PM, July 19, 2010
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Top drawer? I don't think I want to know.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Ochitsukanai at 6:40PM, July 19, 2010
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Then he was talking about wishing he could look through it and I myself said I wished I was a moderator so I could look at it again for laughs.
Oh, is that how it works?

Hmmm, I sure would like to be obscenely wealthy.

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mew
and live in harmony harmony oh nyan
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seventy2 at 6:42PM, July 19, 2010
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Zeph
Top drawer? I don't think I want to know.

Top Drawer Was a faction split. It didn't work to well when everyone sided with their respective types.

It was the amalgamation of horror, laughter, and innocence that made it so.
facara
Running Anew an exercise blog.
I'm gonna love you till the money comes, half of it's gonna be mine someday.
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Zeph at 6:44PM, July 19, 2010
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I don't see how you have to be a moderator to go to that site.
Comic The Mutha Flippin God of Airsoft

Rockin the WTF face.
CLEARLY AN OUTRAGE! CLEARLY!
wait what?
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Hakoshen at 6:46PM, July 19, 2010
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seventy2
Zeph
Top drawer? I don't think I want to know.

Top Drawer Was a faction split. It didn't work to well when everyone sided with their respective types.

It was the amalgamation of horror, laughter, and innocence that made it so.

And I have access to what's left of that scorched, barren wasteland!

I will leave you with this;

Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they're mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's a masterball with two of that Pokemon you love.
Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY!
Anything is possible when you train you pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I'm on a Rapidash.
~whistle
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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Hakoshen
Anything is possible when you train you pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I'm on a Rapidash.
~whistle

Dont burn your balls.
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Product Placement at 6:52PM, July 19, 2010
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Then he was talking about wishing he could look through it and I myself said I wished I was a moderator so I could look at it again for laughs.
Oh, is that how it works?

Hmmm, I sure would like to be obscenely wealthy.
Check back in about 20 mafia games and tell us if it worked.
Zeph
I don't see how you have to be a moderator to go to that site.
It used to be open for anyone who'd posted more then… 50 posts if memory serves me right. However, everyone were being such dicks that the admins eventually permalocked the thread and removed it from public view. As a moderator, I can now access it again.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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jninjashadow at 6:52PM, July 19, 2010
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Hakoshen
Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they're mine.
Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's a masterball with two of that Pokemon you love.
Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW SHINY!
Anything is possible when you train you pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I'm on a Rapidash.
~whistle
I aprove. So FUCKING much.
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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crocty at 6:53PM, July 19, 2010
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You know… we're not that far from breaking the Crocty barrier.

… I lie. His game was whooping 48 pages.

Thank goodness that game only lasted till the end of day 3.
Oh yeah, I was the best GM ever.
You know, if you ignore the two people I confirmed to be townies, and the skullfuckingly hard clues on day 2 (Though to be fair, the detective solved them all with his power anyway and dispatched the mafia quickly)

Also Top Drawer….Esh. Let's not go there.
THIS NEW SITE SUCKS I'M LEAVING FOREVER I PROMISE, GUYS.
NOT BLUFFING, I'M GONE IF YOU DON'T FIX IT.
Oh god I'm so alone someone pay attention to me
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Product Placement at 6:58PM, July 19, 2010
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crocty
Oh yeah, I was the best GM ever.
You know, if you ignore the two people I confirmed to be townies, and the skullfuckingly hard clues on day 2 (Though to be fair, the detective solved them all with his power anyway and dispatched the mafia quickly)
Yeah. That detective was pretty awesome. Harkovast even suggested naming him King of Mafia. A darn shame it didn't stick as a title.

Incidentally. “The Crocty Barrier” is now part of the mafia dictionary. Click here for reference.
jninjashadow
I aprove. So FUCKING much.
Then you would have thrived at Top Drawer.

…that's not a compliment.
Those were my two cents.
If you have any other questions, please deposit a quarter.
This space for rent.
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jninjashadow at 6:59PM, July 19, 2010
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Then you would have thrived at Top Drawer.

…that's not a compliment.

*Sigh* I'll go to the shame corner…
Why that's just crazy enough to walrus!
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Hakoshen at 7:00PM, July 19, 2010
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same
Hakoshen
Anything is possible when you train you pokemon like a man and not a lady.
I'm on a Rapidash.
~whistle

Dont burn your balls.

I'm that awesome.

And PP is right. That's the kind of forum progression you could expect there. I mean, that was a copy-paste straight out of /b/.
God needed the Devil, the Beatles needed the Rolling Stones, Hakoshen needs me.
I'm the enemy he requires to define him.
Soon or later, he'll bring me back to life again for another epic encounter of shouting about power levels and grimacing.
-Harkovast
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same at 7:39PM, July 19, 2010
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Anyone else just notice 4chan got a pokemns board? WHERES OUR POKEMANS BOARD?!
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