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Will Smith get shot in the eye and when the unknown person tries to shoot Chuck Norris, Chuck grabs the bullet and throws it back.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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soulcelshade
at 2:42PM, May 1, 2009
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But then Will Smith punched Chuck Norris in the face with his amazing protagonist powers, because this thread isn't going to be filled with Chuck Norris jokes.
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BffSatan
at 6:06AM, May 2, 2009
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Did you know that when you punch Chuck Norris you explode?
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Puff_Of_Smoke
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But then suddenly *gasp* Chuck Norris turns out to not be as cool as he says he is, and dies like the old man he is!
(Finally!)
(Finally!)
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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soulcelshade
at 10:13AM, May 2, 2009
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Then Will Smith becomes the next celebrity deity and actually lives up to the legends.
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Puff_Of_Smoke
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This happens because he is Legend.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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soulcelshade
at 1:37PM, May 2, 2009
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Indeed he is, and he goes on to defeat global warming and economic struggle by punching them both in the faces.
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Puff_Of_Smoke
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BUT THEN SUDDENLY A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE HAPPENS.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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BffSatan
at 9:58PM, May 2, 2009
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He tries to punch every zombie in the world in the face but he can't because his hand starts hurting.
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soulcelshade
at 9:46AM, May 3, 2009
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So he sacrifices himself with a grenade and blows up a crowd of zombies, but unfortunately, it wasn't a very big crowd.
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umbledijum
at 2:33PM, May 4, 2009
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but then the marvel zombies show up and bite his punchin' hand off, to which he then cried, “CARLITO, FOOORRRRRGIIIIIVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!”
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soulcelshade
at 2:42PM, May 4, 2009
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But only one of those happened, and mine was first, so it was mine.
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umbledijum
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DAMNIT!!!
……i have failed you…….
……i have failed you…….
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umbledijum
at 2:57PM, May 4, 2009
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if you zoom in on that last thing i said REEEEAAAALLLYYYY close it says:
….i have failed you…….
….i have failed you…….
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soulcelshade
at 6:24AM, May 5, 2009
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And then umbledijum started playing this game right because Will Smith's torched carcass punched him in the innanet.
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umbledijum
at 5:24PM, May 5, 2009
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umbledijum cried out in pain while wondering what the hell an innanet is.
and that's when the power rangers came onto the scene…
and that's when the power rangers came onto the scene…
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Walrus
at 5:30PM, May 5, 2009
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The Red Ranger then proceeded to raping Will Smith's lifeless body.
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umbledijum
at 12:22PM, May 6, 2009
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but then he remembers that he has no genitalia, and goes to hide in the corner and cry while yellow ranger laughs at him and black ranger starts making racist jokes.
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soulcelshade
at 1:10PM, May 6, 2009
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But then pink power ranger has a PMS attack and everybody explodes.
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Walrus
at 2:05PM, May 6, 2009
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Except for a crusty banana…
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Wordweaver_three
at 2:32PM, May 6, 2009
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The crusty banana laughed maniacally and says, “Everything went exactly as planned.”
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umbledijum
at 4:18PM, May 6, 2009
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To which Gary Bussi walked up and said, “OH NO!! NOT ANOTHER TALKING BANANA!! THEY TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T REAL!!!” then ran off crying about zombie pickles and monkey pirates.
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soulcelshade
at 5:36PM, May 6, 2009
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Then Will Smith's ghost punched Gary in the face.
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umbledijum
at 6:19PM, May 6, 2009
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But Gary Bussi's insanity was to much for Will Smith's weak non-corporeal form to handle, so he exploded, thus starting a exstensive online debate whether or not ghosts can explode.
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soulcelshade
at 8:33PM, May 6, 2009
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They can't.
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BffSatan
at 6:18AM, May 7, 2009
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Theese left many unanswered questions, such as, “why did will smith's ghost explode if ghosts can't explode?”
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soulcelshade
at 3:35PM, May 7, 2009
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But none of that mattered because this game went to shit, so we started a new storyline about a mafia leprechaun named Isaac.
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umbledijum
at 3:36PM, May 8, 2009
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isaac pulled out his shelaili, and knew that it wouldn't pretty.
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Walrus
at 5:41PM, May 8, 2009
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But then a paper clip smacked him in the face and he blew up.
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BffSatan
at 8:21PM, May 8, 2009
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“Damn it,” said Neo, “you promised me and cheese that you would stop doing that!”
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