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umbledijum
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and then cheese was eaten by a fat man, giving him gas.
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Walrus
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The fat mans gas caused a second big bang, ending all life on earth, that is for one crusty old man and his magical tricycle.
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soulcelshade
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And so the old man rode his magic tricycle through the rainbow plains of the ethereal, searching for somfin' ta eat.
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umbledijum
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when suddenly he was greeted by an oddly colored crusty banana peel…
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!)
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!)
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soulcelshade
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And they both questioned the fact that only crusty things survived each apocalypse, but wrote it off as coincidence.
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cool guy
at 7:37PM, May 17, 2009
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“Hi” said the old man to the banana peel.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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soulcelshade
at 6:35AM, May 19, 2009
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The banana peel then said “Hi” back, awkwardly.
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 6:21PM, May 21, 2009
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The old man steps on the banana in his random outburst of rage, slips, and breaks his back which turned out to be a nuclear device that is activated by the impact on the ground destroying every city, town and all other civilization in the United States except the small town of Bursby somewhere in Arizona.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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Wordweaver_three
at 11:15PM, May 21, 2009
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The lone inhabitant of Bursby, a deaf, dumb, and blind kid named Tommy, said of the apocalyptic nightmare, “…..”
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cool guy
at 11:15AM, May 22, 2009
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Tommy saw the only surviving creatures were cockroaches.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Puff_Of_Smoke
at 10:10PM, May 22, 2009
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He then became a pinball wizard, and formed his own cult.
:D
:D
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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cool guy
at 2:31PM, May 26, 2009
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He continued leading the cult for 5 years till the roaches rebeled.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Nega Link
at 12:31PM, June 15, 2009
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The roaches, looking back into history and realizing that, by all rights, they should not exist as the second big bang, cuased by the mysterious god known only as Fatman had caused the death of all beings in the universe save for the crusty old man and the crusty oddly-colored bannana peel, ceased to exist, leaving deaf dumb and blind Tommy alone with the single most challenging and unwinnable pinball machine in the netherverse.
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Walrus
at 6:32PM, June 15, 2009
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Tommy slit his throat causing his blood to sprout new life.
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cool guy
at 8:07AM, June 16, 2009
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The new life expanded all over the world, which took about half a minute.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Nega Link
at 1:16PM, June 17, 2009
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The creatures which emerged in this new creation were known as Dwiimlings.
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Kaolyne
at 3:24PM, June 21, 2009
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Then suddenly… For no good reason, Ben comes back to life.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Nega Link
at 11:37PM, June 29, 2009
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The Dwiimlings turn Ben into a perverse slave whith which they do horrible, horrible things.
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WiffleBall
at 1:08PM, June 30, 2009
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Now, horrible, horrible things aren't very nutritious, you understand.
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Sea_Cow
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Not only that, but neither was dropping the soap while in the lavatory of a state penitentiary with ten large inmates, which, sadly, Ben eventually did.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Splash Damage
at 12:45PM, July 1, 2009
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And out of his recently violated anus sprang a leprechaun.
drunkduck.com/splash_damage
Updating Again.
Updating Again.
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Sea_Cow
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“It is a miracle!” cried the masses, and now half of the Jews had found their messiah.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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Keenarnor
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Little did they know he was really a duck in a Messiah costume.
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Kaolyne
at 9:01PM, July 4, 2009
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And Ben hated the duck.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Keenarnor
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Ben hated the duck so much that he shot it out of a cannon
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Puff_Of_Smoke
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This cannon was made out of wood.
I
I have a gun. It's really powerful. Especially against living things.
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Kaolyne
at 1:59AM, July 10, 2009
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But it was magical so Ben shot him away anyway.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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cool guy
at 7:38PM, July 10, 2009
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Jews hated Ben for killing their Messiah.
This life we live shall soon be past,only what's done for Christ shall last! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Kaolyne
at 9:39PM, July 10, 2009
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Then the real Messiah came in.
Imagination surpasses Knowledge
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Sea_Cow
at 10:35PM, July 10, 2009
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The Messiah accidentally broke a mirror, and now Tommy could see, hear and speak and he was the REAL real Messiah.
I am so happy to finally be back home
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